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Hawg Ass
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They keep changing the forecast for the worst :(
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WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 3 AM TUESDAY TO MIDNIGHT CST TUESDAY NIGHT...

* TIMING... LIGHT SNOW IS IS EXPECTED TO SPREAD ACROSS NORTHEAST ILLINOIS TONIGHT AND BECOME MORE INTENSE TOWARD DAYBREAK TUESDAY AND PERSIST THROUGH TUESDAY EVENING.

* SNOW ACCUMULATION... 7 TO 10 INCHES WITH LOCALLY HIGHER AMOUNTS POSSIBLE.

* MAIN IMPACTS... SNOW WILL LIKELY FALL HEAVILY AT TIMES FROM LATE TUESDAY MORNING THROUGH EARLY TUESDAY EVENING. ACCUMULATION RATES OF 1 TO POSSIBLY 2 INCHES PER HOUR ARE POSSIBLE AT TIMES MAKING SNOW REMOVAL DIFFICULT AND TRAVEL EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. THE COMBINATION OF HEAVY SNOW AND NORTHEASTERLY WINDS GUSTING TO 25 TO 30 MPH AT TIMES LATER TUESDAY INTO TUESDAY NIGHT MAY ALSO CAUSE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW IN OPEN AREAS. THIS WILL IMPACT BOTH MORNING AND EVENING RUSH HOURS ON TUESDAY... WITH THE HIGHER POTENTIAL FOR HEAVY SNOWFALL DURING THE LATE AFTERNOON AND EARLY EVENING RUSH HOUR.

* OTHER IMPACTS... TRAVEL THROUGH OHARE AND MIDWAY AIRPORTS WILL LIKELY BE SIGNIFICANTLY AFFECTED FROM THIS STORM.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A WINTER STORM WARNING FOR HEAVY SNOW MEANS SEVERE WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE EXPECTED. SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF SNOW ARE FORECAST THAT WILL MAKE TRAVEL DANGEROUS. CONSIDER ONLY TRAVELING IF IN AN EMERGENCY. IF YOU MUST TRAVEL... KEEP AN EXTRA FLASHLIGHT... FOOD... AND WATER IN YOUR VEHICLE IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY.

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Goddammit.

I'm fucking sick of this snow. Plus another snowfall like this, and the asshole plow guy gets to take more target practice with my mailbox.

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Goddammit.

I'm fucking sick of this snow. Plus another snowfall like this, and the asshole plow guy gets to take more target practice with my mailbox.

And you know it will be the heavy wet shit too. :evil:

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I cancelled last Tuesday with the snow and I probably could have have made it. Would feel dumb doing it again, but not feeling motivated with the forecast getting worse.
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Goddammit.

I'm fucking sick of this snow. Plus another snowfall like this, and the asshole plow guy gets to take more target practice with my mailbox.

And you know it will be the heavy wet shit too. :evil:

Of course it will be.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Goddammit.

I'm fucking sick of this snow. Plus another snowfall like this, and the asshole plow guy gets to take more target practice with my mailbox.

And you know it will be the heavy wet shit too. :evil:


I took a heavy wet shit this morning.
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Hawg Ass wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Goddammit.

I'm fucking sick of this snow. Plus another snowfall like this, and the asshole plow guy gets to take more target practice with my mailbox.

And you know it will be the heavy wet shit too. :evil:


I took a heavy wet shit this morning.

Congrats, change your diet.

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Snowing in the beautiful metropolis of Plainfield :evil:

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Hawg Ass wrote:
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Hawg Ass wrote:
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I'm fucking sick of this snow. Plus another snowfall like this, and the asshole plow guy gets to take more target practice with my mailbox.

And you know it will be the heavy wet shit too. :evil:


I took a heavy wet shit this morning.

Congrats, change your diet.


Congrats, keep your shitty ideas to yourself.
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Stupid snow cost me a day's work tomorrow. :evil:

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Stupid snow cost me a day's work tomorrow. :evil:


Get a second job for just such a dilemma.

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Tell your boss to call my wife's boss she already said Nobody is working from home :evil:

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Well my work truck is a Ranger so it does suck in the snow but we cancelled all non emergency repairs and installations tomorrow. I was gonna be on a 2 furnace (twinned) install tomorrow with a nice new condenser to install and braze in so not only do I get no damn hours tomorrow I also don't get to play with fire as planned. There's something so nice about acetylene torches.. FUN WITH FIRE!

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How quickly we forget the 50s and 60s we had for much of the winter.

How often we forget snow and ice on the ground for Opening Day.

Everything is just normal.

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How quickly we forget the 50s and 60s we had for much of the winter.

How often we forget snow and ice on the ground for Opening Day.

Everything is just normal.

You know what fuck you.

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Hey dude do you carry Bell's at your bar?
I am currently drinking a 6er of some Two Hearted and it's so goddamn good.

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Office is 3.5 miles from home....GF takes the Metra which is 1 mile away.

We're probably camping in tomorrow. I'm at the south end of the municipality, bordered (obviously) by an unincorporated area and another village. we also have IDOT and County Highways surrounding our egress from our wrought iron fenced-in (yet sadly, gate-less) community, which they choose to plow never.

...again, at the crux of forgotten roadways.

and...AND! our association is run by a bunch of idiots. and yet, I continue to let them be.
anywho...after getting raped by a larger landscape architect company for low tier shitty service,
we (they) decided to hire a ragtag landscape company to plow our subdivision, mow, and maintain our HOA.
and, ultimately, i'm cool with that. give the little guy his biggest contract ever. feed the small business. etc...

so, during stupid snow events, the Village comes through once with the standard "Plow King" plow and does the main roads.
We're on a cul-de-sac with a driveway "tentacle" to the circle...a good 100' from the main road.
Our L.A. "guys" get the Bobcats and John Deere lawnmowers with a team of 15 laborers and go to work.
but, they get here 5 hours after the shit is terrible. I have to drive some serious rural sideways beach buggy shit in 4WD Low just to get home.

The alarm goes off at 5:15. If there is 4" of snow by 6:20 when we leave, we might as well not go anywhere because I won't be able to get to the Metra Station. The past two snow storms have been stupid this year. Roads have been shit. We haven't had the salt cake prep.
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Yep have a 1/6 keg of Hopslam if Spanky does not get it all and a Full Barrel of Two Hearted ready to go.
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Darkside wrote:
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How quickly we forget the 50s and 60s we had for much of the winter.

How often we forget snow and ice on the ground for Opening Day.

Everything is just normal.

You know what fuck you.



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Yep have a 1/6 keg of Hopslam if Spanky does not get it all and a Full Barrel of Two Hearted ready to go.
Than its on to Oberon.

Might stop by sunday for dinner if you've got that bastard tapped.

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Jerry Taft says 5-8
Bonerfuck Skilling says 8-12.

Any guesses who's right?

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Yep have a 1/6 keg of Hopslam if Spanky does not get it all and a Full Barrel of Two Hearted ready to go.
Than its on to Oberon.

Uh hhuhuhuhuhu....my tongue is hanging out. :shock:

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mcbrides wrote:
Yep have a 1/6 keg of Hopslam if Spanky does not get it all and a Full Barrel of Two Hearted ready to go.
Than its on to Oberon.

Uh hhuhuhuhuhu....my tongue is hanging out. :shock:

Dear god man, you're alive?

I'm so happy, I'll open another Two hearted.

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