Just put the little one to bed over the phone. Sad face. I can only imagine what the house looks like without me there. #Sacrifices Speaking of sacrifices, who will win the fatal four-way to attempt to end my streak? You can cast your vote with a Tout! Another investment that will RIP. Lulz.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Johnny Curtis debut next.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

That was great! You could hear somebody yell, "Johnny Curtis!!" in the crowd.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I was really hoping he was going to pull a Dustin Rhodes/Seven deal, and completely crap on the gimmick. No, I didn't steal that from Twitter. It makes me mad when I see everyone with similar thoughts.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

It would be awesome if there were old oil stains on the top of Hunter's jacket.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

From wearing Stephanie's ass as a hat?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Just showed this picture to Paul. Ah, the good ol' days. LOL. We didn't need much to entertain us. But we had more hair!!! RIP follicles! LOL again. And I remember that phone! LOL three times.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

I'm declaring a victory without research.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I would pay money to see Danielson & Kane v New Age Outlaws at Mania.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

This Raw has sucked balls.

It's 9:20 and I'm falling asleep already.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

My WWF/E resume only goes back to late 90s. Who was that lady?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Mae Young.

Remember the Mark Henry Sexual Chocolate gimmick where they had a fling?

Mae's birthday was a nice touch. Punk is the best in the world. Let's keep in mind, Mae Young was taking bumps from Bubba and Devon at roughly 80. Incredible.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Mae Young - part of one of the worst segments ever: giving birth to a hand. Also liked to show her puppies and forcing Bischoff to eat her pie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mae_Young

Those powerbombs through the table were nuts for anyone, let alone an octogenarian.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Those powerbombs through the table were nuts for anyone, let alone an octogenarian.

I'm declaring a victory without research.