Kyle Bush

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

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Biffle

Sorry, Boyd.

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Fuck

Jeff Burton

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I heard a rumor today that Taylor Swift has a penis.

That explains a lot right there.

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Kyle Busch

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY

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2nd: Logano

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Scott Speed (Real name?)

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Because he confuses him with Scott Speedman.

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JP, that is a real bad pick. He probably will be a start and park. He aslo raced Formula 1 and Indycar.

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Ok,If it's allowed,how about Casey Mears instead? At least I have heard his name before.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Harvick

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Just to keep it straight, jimmy, that's not Rick Mears and he won't be driving the yellow Pennzoil open-wheel car.

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You know me like that.

Danica Patrick

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MENARD!

KS, your girl is on the cover of the new Vanity Fair.

Does Taylor Swift have to breathe thru her mouth? I think he mouth is open in every shot I've ever seen of her. Do her teeth not fit or something?

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

ooh, nascar is on today. since this in vegas can I assume it's another ~2:30-3:00ish start? I wonder if NASCAR is gonna continue the synergy between the primary race sponsors and the cars they primarily/sponsor and allow Jimmie to supercharge the 48 (a la Junior's historic Daytona anniversary victory, or how Cousin Carl's car was easily able to pull away from the pack after the last restart last week. Yeah baby, tinfoil goes with my outfit today) and coast to a victory not just for him, you, me, and anyone else who was wise enough to pick him this week.... but most importantly, a victory for Kobalt tools, who had the stones to go out and sponsor double-J and the 48.

I think that Jimmie wins this race fairly easily, which starts up a season where nobody really has a chance but there's some artificial drama milked out of it because it's been far too long (1yr) since Jimmie Johnson has won a championship, and with NASCAR supposedly relatively-struggling these days, you know it's good for the "sport" having a MJ/Dale type dominant presence out there perennially winning cups to the point where they can soon claim that he'll go for the record (which I wanna say is 7 held by both Dale and Terry's guy Richard Petty?) and then turn around and claim that we're seeing THE GREATEST DRIVER IN THE HISTORY OF NASCAR and hallelujah it's a fucking zeitgeist!

So yeah, even tho I'm not in this, I'm sticking with synergy and going with double-J.

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Good afternoon racefans!! We are just under two hours from the drop of the green flag in Las Vegas. The best in the business, my co-host Keeping Score aka The Huge Stool, is already in Mid-season form. I look for Denny Hamlin to drive through the entire field answer still win the race after mysterious pit road penalties and a Hilton special late caution or two.

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Breaking news: All airport newstands sold out of newest Vanity Fair.

Take your time

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

You can't get those tiwaneese boygrooms Fed Ex'ed after all.

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OH YEAH. holy shit, i completely forgot that tony won a couple'a years ago, effectively bookending the jimmie johnson run for the ages. a couple things that "Smoke" have accomplished that jimmie can NEVER accomplish winning cups under three different primary sponsors (Winston, Nextel, Sprint) and, of course, he's got a solid chance at going down as the ONLY guy to win titles under both the original and the chase formats, hell, if he wins another chase he'd be the only guy to win in both types of the chase scoring (the original point system and the newfangled one that is more directly tied to the place that you finished, at least in terms of appearance anyways)

PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, AMONGST OTHER PIPE-LIKE THINGS YOU ARE PRONE TO SMOKE, 48 FANS!

Of course, Jeff Gordon COULD win one more for the gipper and join el smokecito as the only guys to win titles under both the regular and chase formats, cuz, of course, the chase is just a big giant conspiracy to make sure that jimmie johnson wins or at least finishes top-3 every year since NASCAR knows that having a monster heel driver is the way to go.

actually, has jimmie's dominance turned him into a monster/heel? i don't have my fingers on the pulse of the winston/nextel/sprint cup series, but I reckon whilst Jeff Gordon was likely more of an outsider due to his Californian roots back in the 90s, Jimmie hasn't had to pop the Californian/outsider cherry like Gordon did, but winning five straight from 06-10 prolly has helped people lament the inevitability that this dude is always gonna be there. He's not as beloved as Dale, right? He's just kind of there and respected, but like, if anything he's more of a measuring stick/barometer that you root for your favorite driver to beat, right? I mean, there can't be ANYONE who actually roots for the 48, right? It'd be like having a longtime NY guy come up to you and claim that he's a Heat fan nowadays: sacrelidge!

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