If its worse than that, I've got a chiropractor on speed dial.

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If it's worse than that, no one will be able to help you other than yourself.

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Nice.

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Frank had a nice bounceback day after having one of the worst days in message board history yesterday.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm confused; where the hell does the "80 years" thing come from?!?

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Four score.

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How many fortnights is that?

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I dunno. Ask Beardown when the last time he got laid was.

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That's a perplexing triumvirate of quoted posts.

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You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

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I posted that link from a tweet. That is what the tweet said.

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Prima nocte.

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Spring 6-8 weeks behind schedule? http://local.msn.com/weatherarticle.asp ... =256942478

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mutherfuck...

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Someone should sue the groundhog.

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See, I don't blame the rodent. Poor bastard is sleeping all warm and cozy and some douche nozzle in a funny hat sticks his hand up my ass to rip me from my slumber in my cozy nest on a cold ass morning thinking that i have a nice answer for him. Hell if someone did that to me i would predict the wrong thing just to mess with them like they are with me. I mean crap let me have my coffee first and a good poop before i predict the weather.

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Another Tom Skilling report.

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As recently as Saturday AM, Skilling was predicting 4-6" of snow for CHICAGO on Sunday. Whoops!

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Skilling ‏@Skilling 22 Mar
Wintry storm bearing down on Midwest Sat night/Sun. Storm watches hoisted downstate. Accum snow & gusty NE winds a threat north to Chi Sun.


Where did you see Skilling on a saturday? And where are you getting 4-6 inches in Chicago?


Again, you are applying his downstate forecast to Chicago.

The weather channel said that three or more inches were likely.

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The weather channel app on my phone for zip 60462 said 1" or less Sunday, with another 1" or less of "slushy accumulation" Sunday nite into Monday Morning. Skilling's Saturday forecast online in the morning still had 4-6" predicted for the Chicago area, with more south.

Well, the south did get more snow than we did so I guess that makes him correct!

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Odd that he would say that and then say "a chance Chicago gets snow" on Twitter on the same day.

Got a link to that forecast?

Follow Skilling on the site which shant be named. You'll receive all of his weather-boner inducing forecasts.

I don't recall any of them predicting less than 4" of snow Sunday.

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How anyone can watch Tom Skilling is beyond me. Who needs TV Weathermen anymore anyway? How many people rely on getting their Weather information from TV? I suppose older folks & retirees.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Tom Skilling is yet again taking up large amounts of real estate in some peoples heads.

Yer both just a couple a Skillins...

Shoutout to Kid Cairo's Youtube page.

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... FLOOD WATCH IN EFFECT FROM WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH FRIDAY MORNING...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A

* FLOOD WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF ILLINOIS AND INDIANA... INCLUDING THE FOLLOWING AREAS... IN ILLINOIS... BOONE... COOK... DE KALB... DUPAGE... FORD... GRUNDY... IROQUOIS... KANE... KANKAKEE... KENDALL... LA SALLE... LAKE IL... LEE... LIVINGSTON... MCHENRY... OGLE... WILL AND WINNEBAGO. IN INDIANA... BENTON... JASPER... LAKE IN... NEWTON AND PORTER.

* FROM WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH FRIDAY MORNING.

* AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF HEAVY RAINFALL FROM THUNDERSTORMS WILL PRODUCE WIDESPREAD STORM TOTAL RAINFALL AMOUNTS APPROACHING 4 INCHES OVER NORTHERN ILLINOIS AND NORTHWESTERN INDIANA. LOCALLY HIGHER AMOUNTS ARE POSSIBLE IN AREAS WHERE REPEATED TRAINING OF STORMS MAY OCCUR.

* AREA STREAMS AND RIVERS THAT ARE CURRENTLY NEAR OR AT FLOOD STAGE WILL LIKELY RISE TO MODERATE OR MAJOR FLOOD STAGE. HEAVY RAINFALL WILL LIKELY LEAD TO FLOODING OF LOW LYING URBAN AREAS. ALSO... RAINFALL RATES AND AMOUNTS MAY EXCEED THE CAPACITY OF STORM DRAINS... DRAINAGE PONDS AND DRAINAGE DITCHES ALONG ROADWAYS... LEADING TO FLOODING IN SUBURBAN AREAS AS WELL AS URBAN AREAS.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

A FLOOD WATCH MEANS THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR FLOODING BASED ON CURRENT FORECASTS.

YOU SHOULD MONITOR LATER FORECASTS AND BE ALERT FOR POSSIBLE FLOOD WARNINGS. THOSE LIVING IN AREAS PRONE TO FLOODING SHOULD BE PREPARED TO TAKE ACTION SHOULD FLOODING DEVELOP.

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... FLOOD WATCH IN EFFECT FROM WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH FRIDAY MORNING...

.AN UPPER TROUGH AND DEVELOPING DEEP LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM OVER THE CENTRAL PLAINS WILL DRAW SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF DEEP LAYER MOISTURE FROM THE GULF OF MEXICO INTO THE MIDWEST. SHOWERS AND THUNDERSTORMS WILL INITIALLY DEVELOP ALONG AND NORTH OF A WARM FRONT MOVING NORTHWARD THROUGH THE AREA ON WEDNESDAY... BUT AS THE WARM FRONT MOVES TO THE NORTH... SURFACE FLOW WILL TURN MORE SOUTHERLY... GREATLY INCREASING THE MOISTURE TRANSPORT. WITH SURFACE AND UPPER LEVEL WINDS REMAINING SOUTHERLY TO SOUTHWESTERLY AHEAD OF A STRONG COLD FRONT... TRAINING THUNDERSTORMS WILL HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO PRODUCE HEAVY RAINFALL.

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This flood is God and he is angry. The waters will wash away all the Muslims from this sacred land.

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"Repeated training of storms" ??? Good lord - theyre organizing! 4 inches of rain would not be good by my house.

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