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Key phrase there being AFTER WORK
Do you think she spent more than 20 minutes on Facebook that day?

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:lol: This is an all timer right here:

well my wife left me for good today and i have no reason why.I have been in the hospital since friday night with lead poisioning and with a touch of nemonia.All i know is shes gone and im alone.On thing marriage had taught me is to never do it again. I thought we were forever. I guess not. I do love her with my whole heart but shes moved on quite easy. Anyone with advice on how i do it?

Then about 10 mins later:

well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.

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There is NOTHING that pisses off a woman faster than taking a nap

You could work, in a quarry breaking rocks for 72 hours straight and if you snuck in a nap before dinner, you'd get that same type of comment.


my ex would crucify me for falling asleep while we were watching a movie at like 9 or 10 on a weeknight
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:lol: This is an all timer right here:

well my wife left me for good today and i have no reason why.I have been in the hospital since friday night with lead poisioning and with a touch of nemonia.All i know is shes gone and im alone.On thing marriage had taught me is to never do it again. I thought we were forever. I guess not. I do love her with my whole heart but shes moved on quite easy. Anyone with advice on how i do it?

Then about 10 mins later:

well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.
:lol:

The last part was the best. I don't even understand it.

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RFDC wrote:
:lol: This is an all timer right here:

well my wife left me for good today and i have no reason why.I have been in the hospital since friday night with lead poisioning and with a touch of nemonia.All i know is shes gone and im alone.On thing marriage had taught me is to never do it again. I thought we were forever. I guess not. I do love her with my whole heart but shes moved on quite easy. Anyone with advice on how i do it?

Then about 10 mins later:

well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.

You're friends with Chas on facebook?

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RFDC wrote:
:lol: This is an all timer right here:

well my wife left me for good today and i have no reason why.I have been in the hospital since friday night with lead poisioning and with a touch of nemonia.All i know is shes gone and im alone.On thing marriage had taught me is to never do it again. I thought we were forever. I guess not. I do love her with my whole heart but shes moved on quite easy. Anyone with advice on how i do it?

Then about 10 mins later:

well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.

Poor guy...(I'm serious)

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well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.

*thinking i might take this test...

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Darkside wrote:
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well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.

*thinking i might take this test...

I got an A on mine, is that good or bad?

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Douchebag wrote:
RFDC wrote:
:lol: This is an all timer right here:

well my wife left me for good today and i have no reason why.I have been in the hospital since friday night with lead poisioning and with a touch of nemonia.All i know is shes gone and im alone.On thing marriage had taught me is to never do it again. I thought we were forever. I guess not. I do love her with my whole heart but shes moved on quite easy. Anyone with advice on how i do it?

Then about 10 mins later:

well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.

You're friends with Chas on facebook?

:lol: :lol:

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well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.

*thinking i might take this test...

I got an A on mine, is that good or bad?

You bet, buddy

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RFDC wrote:
:lol: This is an all timer right here:

well my wife left me for good today and i have no reason why.I have been in the hospital since friday night with lead poisioning and with a touch of nemonia.All i know is shes gone and im alone.On thing marriage had taught me is to never do it again. I thought we were forever. I guess not. I do love her with my whole heart but shes moved on quite easy. Anyone with advice on how i do it?

Then about 10 mins later:

well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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RFDC wrote:
well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.


Wish I could have this guy's optimism. His wife leaves him, he has lead poisoning and "nemonia" but at least he's going to find out whether or not he's retarded. Is he hoping he is or isn't retarded? Please keep me updated.

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Is he hoping he is or isn't retarded?

Yeah, those two posts in conjunction with eachother sort of begs that question.

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Just a reminder...


This is one of RFDC's friends.

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Ivan, I celebrated your birthday by taking yesterday off.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Ivan, I celebrated your birthday by taking yesterday off.


Most everyone should. You're a pioneer...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Ivan, I celebrated your birthday by taking yesterday off.


Most everyone should. You're a pioneer...

Mac did too...

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FavreFan wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Ivan, I celebrated your birthday by taking yesterday off.


Most everyone should. You're a pioneer...

Mac did too...

I know a guy took 6 years off including yesterday.


He doesnt know Ivan


Just a lazy fuck
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Just a reminder...


This is one of RFDC's friends.

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well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.


Did the test results come back?

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well life may suck for me but i got a appointment today to c if i am a retard or not. with the way my life is going maybe i am. who knows good thing they got doctors to figure that kind of stuff out.


Did the test results come back?

:lol:

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Ivan, I celebrated your birthday by taking yesterday off.


You named your pants "yesterday?"

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A girl I know got un approved for a condo after being pre approved (this happens too often. I dont think they know what pre approved means)

Anyway, this is her Fillipino dad's post to her about the meeting. Nice gesture.


i'm sorry honey,that women is the poster child for dumb,ignorant,fuckups that you will ever find, i found her in the dictionary under douchebag bitches,we'll get them next time, i know its hard but stay positive, your to good to be beaten down by this
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Man, everyone has it sooooo hard.

But then the next week its "Good times, good beer, and good friends"

What a rollercoaster!!
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rogers park bryan wrote:
i found her in the dictionary under douchebag bitches



Her father is DaaaaMaaaaNeeee?

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Just an FYI to everyone: you don't need a ring to be engaged. I don't need some expensive piece of jewelry to prove how much I am loved. He asked me, I said yes! ;)

This is the happiest I've been in my life.

I guess now I can make my "Wedding Board" public on Pinterest.
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*SIGH* at shit like that.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
*SIGH* at shit like that.

People who planned their weddings... yeah I'm gonna need some help, I don't even know where to start lol
5 minutes ago




i want to post "get a ring" soooo bad
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rogers park bryan wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
*SIGH* at shit like that.

People who planned their weddings... yeah I'm gonna need some help, I don't even know where to start lol
5 minutes ago

i want to post "get a ring" soooo bad


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:D Good one Turd.

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