Anybody eat here? looks like good sweets!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I actually like the mispelling in the thread title it adds some panache!

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I just ate next door to that place a few weeks ago. Didn't realize it was a strippy restaurant.

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You know me like that.

I miss the good old days, when restaurants could induce crippling existential despair in me without prominent breasts. It should be better, but it's just worse. Like, take your average Greek coffee shop in the suburbs where the owner's name is always George and his son's name is always Alex. It used to be enough that the mediocre food and fake greenery would make me feel that life is futile, disappointing, and ultimately meaningless. Now there are all these Hooters ripoffs like Tilted Kilt and Twin Peaks, where my same sense of self-loathing and world-loathing is rooted in some 28-year-old who minored in dance caked in drugstore makeup with her jugs pushed up to her chin, pretending that she's pleased as punch to bring me microwaved food whilst being objectified by fellow diners. The world is a terrible place.

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I was at the Hoffbrauhaus in Rosemont the other day and felt pretty much the same way. All of the cleavage baring girls there just seem deeply sad. That whole complex is just depressing though. There was a Toby Keith's I Love this Bar and Grill (which is totally a real thing! I know I was shocked too) which made me long for the sweet embrace of death.

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Nice watch, Gina.

I have stopped in twice now. First time was when they first opened and it was that snowstorm during rush hour. Spent 2 hours there instead of traffic and it was a tremendous decision on my part. They had all the out of town scenery all-stars in and training the new girls. Very attentive service. The second time I went with some guys for lunch last Friday and several of the all-stars had left but still a good amount of eye candy there. The food was decent but you really aren't going there for that. I would rate it higher than Tilted Kilt and Hooters in all aspects (food, beer selection, "uniforms", talent).

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You should probably stay the hell away from strip clubs then, lest you end up like that crying Italian Indian.

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I'd probably just burst into flames.

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I enjoyed Hoffbrauhaus....but it's like only in America can something like that be built.

When these girls start giving blowjobs for dessert, I'll start going...unless there is a show remote of course.

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@audioidkid

haven't been to wheeling since the drive in closed down

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Post of the Year.

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

I run an underground bar right down the street. Our bartenders don't wear any shirts at all.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Please say it's this:

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Yeah but I don't want to see shirtless dudes......unless they are playing beach volleyball while on break from flying jets.

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@ SpiralStairs. I cracked up on that one...very funny!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."