this is so fucked up.

last few nights ive been dreaming that aliens are attacking us. i havent seen one yet, but theyre flying over us with these weird ships that we cant shoot down. everyone is freaking out and gathering in shelters and shit. our military is racing to find a way to fight them.

two nights ago, we finally made special planes that can penetrate the alien weapons. we fly up there (im not on one of the planes, im just floating next to it watching the whole thing somehow) and our planes go into stealth mode. its like they curve in and out like a snake and the aliens cant shoot them down. then we fire these weird rocket lasers or something, and the squirrly shots end up hitting the alien craft and blows them up.

problem is, theres thousands of these alien craft so right now were are in just all out war. the people on the ground are gathered in a place that reminds me of total recall.

thats as far as i am right now. we finally found a way to shoot these fuckers so its just war. i think the aliens are getting really pissed though. i hope i keep the dream going....

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I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me...

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

You might just have been watching Independence Day.

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No, that is real. You are dreaming now.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

no these aliens have a lot better technology. and i havent seen that stupid movie in many years

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Yeah, the turned Data into a manpuppet.

release me.... sounded like Terry's By Cracky...

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So these aliens have the technology to fend off a Windows 98 virus?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

i dont know. they might not even know win98 ever existed. i wonder if it will be like that dumbass war of the worlds movie and they just catch a virus... from a mcdonalds public wifi hotspot

it would make mcdonalds the savior of the planet... hmm...

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Interesting

I would share some of my dreams but I don't want people tearing their eyeballs out running to church

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I told you to stay away from weed for a while. That shit does nothing good for you.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Last night I had a dream that I was walking through the streets of Seattle and Eminem stopped me in a remote location to shake me down for money...and i ended up beating the shit out of him and turning him into the cops...

I once had a dream that my Brother-In-Law was a youth basketball coach. All I remember is him dribbling a basketball.

Two years ago I had a dream that the Jets were going to win the Super Bowl.

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I have a ton of zombie dreams.....just a ton.

Are you having sex with zombies?

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No. Just your typical end of the world stuff. I have a lot of dreams about the world ending.

Well if you COULD have sex with a zombie would you?

I mean like a hot zombie.

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Ive had the dream where I have signed up for college classes but I forget which ones and at what time. I occasionally find myself in a class, but then a few dreams later I'm back to not knowing again. Been happening often over the past few years.

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Must be common. I have very similar dreams.
Last night in fact I had a dream I was back in high school, but I didn't know which rooms my classes were in. I knew where my locker was, but didn't know the combo.

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Thats crazy. Ive had that too. Similarly, I have had several times where I realize I have graduated, but I know I left something behind in the locker after the last day of school. When I go back, the lock is changed and I can't get in.

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Banging away on necrotic vulva is not something that would appeal to me.

About two years ago, I dreamed about being in school every single night for several months. Shit was going bad in my industry at the time, so I guess it makes sense.

Once I started school, I stopped having those dreams. A year in school, no school dreams.

Now that I'm out, I started having them again.
Maybe I feel like I need more education? Maybe I need to keep going to classes? Something is telling me to further my education.

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I am pretty sure mine is a direct result of not paying as much attention in school as I should have. Most of the classes were a breeze for me, so I didn't put in too much effort. Looking back now, I could have done more.

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Shit, I could have written that post too. I was just like that. School was pretty fucking boring to me.
I made my grades but I didn't particuarly try too hard.
I tried my hardest in tech school. Got some spectacular grades.
But I still get those dreams.

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End of he world dreams and "awesome! I'm going to graduate in 2 weeks....oh shit, I've never been to my 8am class all year...."

The second dream type is one that I have more than my end of the world dreams. I'm cruising along, gonna graduate and it hits me all of a sudden that I have skipped this one single class all year.....terror hits.

Darkside, you are one of the smartest people I have met. Honestly.

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Thanks man.

The way things have been going, though... I started having these "school" dreams before I really knew just how bad my industry was going. It was like something was telling me that I needed to do something before it was too late.

Stuff kind of happens to me like that. Stuff... just happens. For the better. Even though it might be scary or hurt or be strange at first. Like that time I almost got busted for some bad news stuff, it could have been... should have been much much worse than it was. Almost like something looking out for me. Its changed my outlook on things.

Maybe I should be listening to that voice more often than I do.

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I've had the school dreams, too. I once had a dream that I missed so much of my math class that I was about to fail. I also had a dream where I was running upstairs to get to class, but a huge part of the staircase was missing & I had to jump over it, like my school was in Castlevania or something.

Interesting. It must be fairly common. Like that dream you're losing your teeth. Or that dream that there is a thousand naked men throwing little bottles of lube at you and screaming your name.
I mean everyone has that dream right?



Right?

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Uh... sure...