I thought we could use a thread to keep record of one of our top posters most wonderous musings. I mean, post steak dinner wager winner 'I hate black people' stuff. Today was a great night for Steve. Here were a few of my favoritesL

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

He should know by now that it's BernSTINE and not Beerstain.

He went all Bernstein with his "big, muscular body" comment.

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Steve in Burbank?

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that first quote is priceless.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Oh dude, you gotta read the rest of that shit, going on rght now in the cubs section. dude is seriously calling me an idiot for saying that Samardzija doubled his inning total from 2011 to 2012 (88.0 to 174 and 2/3rds), the difference being 4 outs.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Darkside's inability to do 3rd grade math and represent that 174 is 88 times 2......needed a correction. I'm sorry simple math is such a problem for him. he went on to represent that Samardzjia had pitched 4 times the innings in 2012 that he had in 2010, when in fact Samardzjia had pitched 130.2 innings in 2010 between AAA and the Cubs. Darkside has had a rough night.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Thats the great thing about math....either you are right, or wrong and there is no doubt as to which is the case. If the total is 1 1/3 innings short of the equation you represented, you are just wrong. Which you were/are

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Go Cubs!!!!

Not quite what I said, but ok, Steve.

I don't think it's terribly unreasonable to say a guy doubled his innings when he goes from 88 to 174 and 2/3rds.

I don't really think anyone else, besides you, would say that's unreasonable.

Besides, this thread is dedicated to you, and your wonders.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

You must be the product of a lousy education. To think that making a representation that has been shown to fall short of being accurate and then continue to misrepresent facts and try to pawn them off as reasonable is sad.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Steve, when will you stop being a coward, and accept my challenge to bowl for $500?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

And the great thing about commas? You can use them correctly or incorrectly.

The old Grammar Police(I think) mult we used to have would have had a field day with Steve's posts.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I purposely didn't read the thread as it was old school trolling and I, of all people, know Cubs-Sox trolling.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

My favorite is back in 2008 when he had the Twins projected to beat the Sox in the division, but the Sox were on pace to play like 171 games.

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I'll think of this thread's inspiration when I'm pushing mud later on today.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The CSFMB. Where AMAZING happens

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Fixed. There's your T-Shirt slogan.

I thought this was going to be about Steve Kerr's segment on TNT games.

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I'm Ron Burgandy?

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I'll pay you $50 dollars to let it go.

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What will you pay me $50 to let go of?

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Deal.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

And on cue, here's Seacrest, The Defender of Asswipe Realm™, defending one of his flock.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Pretty shitty of you to call Chus an asswipe.

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Seacrest is, if nothing else, consistently douchey.

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I've been called worse.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Thanks Francis.

What level of narcisism makes you so sure that people here are convinced that your opinion of them matters a single iota?

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Is Douchey better or worse?

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