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Dave In Champaign wrote:
"When was the last time a team won the Super Bowl with three white wide receivers?"

As part of a meta-joke about the Broncos being the grittiest team in the league: funny. As a serious question: creepy and weird.

Also, John Feinstein's second-to-most-recent Sports Minute basically said the ACC Tournament lost its magic when they started letting the general public buy tickets, instead of just giving them to wealthy donors. Technically it happened during McNeil & Finfer, but it seemed more appropriate to mention it here.

I heard it. Feinstein's "Sports Minutes" are "TOB" worthy, along with nails on a chalkboard Doug Gottlieb & Tom Tolbert, too.

As for this afternoon...

*3:20P: Denver Post Broncos' Reporter Mike Klis
First, Peyton Manning...Now, Wes Welker on the Broncos

*3:30P: "The Second Half"

*5P: "Who Ya Crappin?"
Gary From Evanston's Favorite Segment is Back!


"Scoreboard Updates": Matt Rodewald

Terry's "two favorite words", Laurence Holmes, follows at 6P with a "full boat show" that includes "Ask Herb" @ 9P. Dr. Phil wasn't available, so Herb Lawrence will have to suffice... :lol: The voice of the Kane County Cougars, Wayne Randazzo, has updates on the Holmes show this eve, and will have the latenight SCORE come 10P. Randazzo will lead into "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein at Midnight.


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This whole thing is going down in a ball of flames.

D-Rose's busted knee, free agents not wanting to come to Chicago and no real 2nd scoring option may just mean this drive for a ring never gets out of neutral.


yup. we might as well replace pax with pippen... he might actually get players to come here.

Since we all agree the Bulls will never win another championship. Wouldn't it make sense to just sell the franchise outright to Seattle?

That's where the Sacramento Kings are actually headed if Mayor Kevin Johnson, in attendance at last night's Bulls/Kings' game, doesn't get a new arena squared away for that franchise...Seattle.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:41 pm 
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The problem is when he plays the other teams around the league will see what a pussy ass he is and then who will trade for him. You will be lucky to get a second rounder for this guy. Better off to just cut your losses now.



the league is full of pussies and i think you forget how many small market teams there are. there are a few teams that would love to give a first round pick for rose. he just has to show that he can still play. if i were pax, i would litterally take a 2x4 and clock rose across the head until he gets on the court.

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Chet Coppock did the same thing, referring to Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Go to Wikipedia, guys. That's Derrick's real name.


So you are trying to be Chet now?


Don't leave Dan Bernstein any voicemails, SHARK!

Why because Bernstein will lie and say they were racist because claiming racism is no big deal?


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:43 pm 
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Phil McCracken wrote:
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This whole thing is going down in a ball of flames.

D-Rose's busted knee, free agents not wanting to come to Chicago and no real 2nd scoring option may just mean this drive for a ring never gets out of neutral.


yup. we might as well replace pax with pippen... he might actually get players to come here.

Since we all agree the Bulls will never win another championship. Wouldn't it make sense to just sell the franchise outright to Seattle?


no. these players dont want to play for pax and reinsdork. actually i doubt they care about pax, but i think its clear nobody likes jerry.

if you can think of a way to force the old fart out then we might have a chance at getting our team back.

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IkeSouth wrote:
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The problem is when he plays the other teams around the league will see what a pussy ass he is and then who will trade for him. You will be lucky to get a second rounder for this guy. Better off to just cut your losses now.



the league is full of pussies and i think you forget how many small market teams there are. there are a few teams that would love to give a first round pick for rose. he just has to show that he can still play. if i were pax, i would litterally take a 2x4 and clock rose across the head until he gets on the court.

Rose is damaged goods. After being cleared medically to play and not taking the court the rest of the league now knows he is a fraud and a pussy. He will be lucky to play in Europe let alone the NBA ever again.

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That Marcellus Bennett tweet was not funny.

Great here comes racist Thurgood.

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Rose is damaged goods. After being cleared medically to play and not taking the court the rest of the league now knows he is a fraud and a pussy. He will be lucky to play in Europe let alone the NBA ever again.



i just dont agree. he could stand flat footed all game and still be better then half the league. thing is, he will never win a ring so why the fuck should we keep him? hes a role player on a good team. hes a star in a small market.

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Phil McCracken wrote:
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This whole thing is going down in a ball of flames.

D-Rose's busted knee, free agents not wanting to come to Chicago and no real 2nd scoring option may just mean this drive for a ring never gets out of neutral.


yup. we might as well replace pax with pippen... he might actually get players to come here.

Since we all agree the Bulls will never win another championship. Wouldn't it make sense to just sell the franchise outright to Seattle?


I'm fairly certain that no one said that.


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I love Dan Bernstein again for spmacking down dipshit Thurgood.

The guy is an asshole to every show he calls.

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Kiss my ass!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love you again Dan.

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SomeGuy wrote:
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This whole thing is going down in a ball of flames.

D-Rose's busted knee, free agents not wanting to come to Chicago and no real 2nd scoring option may just mean this drive for a ring never gets out of neutral.


yup. we might as well replace pax with pippen... he might actually get players to come here.

Since we all agree the Bulls will never win another championship. Wouldn't it make sense to just sell the franchise outright to Seattle?


I'm fairly certain that no one said that.

I learned how to strawman from watching Bernstien

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I transcribed the aforementioned Feinstein minute. Could've come from Dan himself.

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This is John Feinstein and this is a CBS Sports Minute. Once upon a time, if you wanted to attend the ACC basketball tournament, you had to be born into a family with tickets. That's how tough it was to get inside the building when the ACC got together every March, usually in Greensboro, to pick a champion. There was NO public sale of tickets. If you gave LOTS of money to one of the eight ACC schools, you MIGHT be allowed to buy tickets. Otherwise, you'd better make sure your TV set was working the first weekend in March. Times have changed. The ACC now has TWELVE teams, and it will be fifteen next year. A can't-get-enough three-day event will become a wake-me-when-it's-over five-day event. Tickets? How many do you need? Once you could never buy tickets for an individual session, now, step right up: plenty available. Tradition is dead in college basketball, none more so than the mystique of the ACC tournament. I'm John Feinstein.

C-B-S SPORTS RA-DI-O!!!


I know the Carolinas aren't exactly America's cultural vanguard, but did they all have old TVs that had a tendency to crap out in early March? Is there a meteorological disturbance in the air that interferes with television signals and has been known to preclude hoops-hungry goobers from watching their chintzy-ass Jefferson-Pilot coverage of ACC sports? Most people's television sets run fine for years straight, and if they break, they get them repaired, or buy new ones. Who has ever been like "b'aww, dangert, muh TEE-vee done broked 'erself an' it's rot befar the Ay-See-See ternamit! Whah'd this hafe to happen in the first weekind of March?"

And should we really be celebrating exclusionary Southern traditions?

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thurgood, YOURE NOT A BOARD CERTIFIED ANYTHING.

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Kiss my ass!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love you again Dan.

I've hated that guy for 15 years. :lol: :lol:


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Kiss my ass!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love you again Dan.


yeah dans been great the last few days/weeks. hes been himself and i like it.

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I've hated that guy for 15 years. :lol: :lol:



that was the best thing ive heard dan say in 15 years LOL :D

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Awesome call :lol:

Caller: Now why are you yelling? Calm it down.

Bernstein: Kiss my ass. *click*

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I did enjoy Thurgood telling Dan to stop yelling.

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Every show on the radio should bitchslap Thurgood that way every time he calls.

Raging dipshit.

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I love Dan Bernstein again for spmacking down dipshit Thurgood.

The guy is an asshole to every show he calls.


Anytime that twatwaffle calls in I disconnect my brain for 3 minutes.

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That dumbass Thurgood made bernstein look like a petulant child carrying water for Big Daddy Reinsdorf.

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That dumbass Thurgood made bernstein look like a petulant child carrying water for Big Daddy Reinsdorf.


No he didn't.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
That dumbass Thurgood made bernstein look like a petulant child carrying water for Big Daddy Reinsdorf.


that comment make you look like a pepetual cocksucker carrying a bag of dicks for your boyfriend.

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Derrick Rose is more beholden to Adidas than he is the Chicago Bulls. If they think having him out there half-assed working his way back a la Ricky Rubio and, presumably, Iman "OMFG FLAT TOP" Shumpert, well then, don't forget who's cutting the bigger checks.

That said, he better be back a week from Saturday. That's shaping up to be a HUGELY IMPORTANT DIVISIONAL BASKETBALL GAME, as if they knew we were coming.

Also, I am behind the concept of Ike starting up daily B&B threads while he's in his transitional phase. There's an element of "FUN" that previously attempted to be shoehorned into the deal.

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That dumbass Thurgood made bernstein look like a petulant child carrying water for Big Daddy Reinsdorf.


that comment make you look like a pepetual cocksucker carrying a bag of dicks for your boyfriend.


see? FUN.

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That dumbass Thurgood made bernstein look like a petulant child carrying water for Big Daddy Reinsdorf.


No he didn't.


Of course he did. bernstein was yelling like a jerk and acting like a medical know-it-all. He can dedicate thousands of words to the horrible trauma to his own Jewish businessman knee, but a serious injury to a workd class athlete is "routine"? Who you crappin'?

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That dumbass Thurgood made bernstein look like a petulant child carrying water for Big Daddy Reinsdorf.


that comment make you look like a pepetual cocksucker carrying a bag of dicks for your boyfriend.


That might hurt if you were even half as literate as WWN.

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That might hurt if you were even half as literate as WWN.


you dont understand what i said honky? what it means is, you eat cocks on an hourly basis while chugging down enough semen to keep you on a fat diet. youre worse then derrik rose.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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That dumbass Thurgood made bernstein look like a petulant child carrying water for Big Daddy Reinsdorf.


No he didn't.


Of course he did. bernstein was yelling like a jerk and acting like a medical know-it-all. He can dedicate thousands of words to the horrible trauma to his own Jewish businessman knee, but a serious injury to a workd class athlete is "routine"? Who you crappin'?


He was calm and explained to dipshit Thurgood that there is an accepted timeline to rehabilitating a knee injury that includes the final step of getting back on the court and playing.

He raised his voice when dipshit Thurgood failed to grasp that concept and brought up Dick Butkus' injury 40 years ago.

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