Who are YOU crappin, JORR? I'm pretty sure Walgreens does ACL surgeries with their clinics nowadays; hell, you can even drive through!

If the Rock had the people's elbow, Dr. BurnSTINE definitely has the people's knee.

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JORR vs IKE shaping up for feud of the year. Can we get those award polls up and running already? My popcorn is almost ready!

I mean, this wouldn't even be a thing if it was established that JORR merely has a proclivity for orally consuming phalluses, but a bag of dicks? Yikes this is an all-timer.

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You are correct about one thing. Rose is getting a lot more $$$$ with adidas than the Bulls.

Coach Thibs reiterated the company line, sort of speak, after last night's carnage in Sacramento and once again defended all the outside criticism regarding Derrick Rose's will in his long recovery from a torn ACL. "Whenever he's ready," Coach Thibs insisted. "There is no timetable."

Coach Thibs did point the finger at himself for the worst loss in his coaching tenure.

So that means I'm wrong about the meaning of life, God, politics, and all of my musical tastes? THE BIG BANG THEORY IS ACTUALLY GOOD?! Oh my lord the walls are crashing in.... you know what's about to happen.... there's a festering wound that is turning into something that would make Jared Leto from Requiem Of A Bad Movie About Heroin stop and double-take and go DAMN.... it's safe to say that HEY SINICALYPSE, GUESS WHAT?



Don't worry, I'll never make the mistake of publicly admitting that I like anyone else's show threads!

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DAN, urlacher isnt loved because 2 things. one, there just wasnt that many good memories. not that many amazing plays. he was really good, and the best on the team for a decade, but it was shit teams.

and, nobody forgets his stint of being an asshole to the media. he made it very clear that he doesnt give a fuck out them or the fans. most players dont do that, so people think that they care.

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Yesterday, he was ragging on the NCAA Selection Committee because between the ten of them, they had one year of D-1 coaching under their belt. Apparently, you can't know if a team is good or not, unless you coached D-1 basketball.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Ike, that's a good point by you about Brian Urlacher. It wasn't that long ago that the ONLY guy Brian would talk to was Jay Glazer on FOXSports.com & no one else. Not FOX32's Lou Canellis. Not ZZ. Nobody!

For a guy who was supposedly the face of the Bear franchise the last decade, Urlacher became very surly and a real jerk to Bear fans everywhere. I thought Brian's comments to Lou on FOX32 after the Bears' last home loss to the Packers prior to the team's firing of HC Lovie Smith was a slap in the face and out of line.

All of that in mind, Urlacher's best days are in the scrapbook and might not be the worst thing in the world if he's no longer in navy & orange in due time.

Don't forget that Urlacher was basically "the great white hope" as during his heyday he could run like "one of them." Short of being a quarterback, he was arguably the most !!! white athlete in the NFL during his run, which I'm sure factored into this somewhat.

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do you always talk like youre publishing a news article? im not picking on you im just sayin... yeaackk..

what did he say to 'lou' after the packer loss? i dont think i ever heard it.

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What Urlacher lacks in being black, he more than makes up for in contempt for everyday people. Why can't you see his greatness (which is still less than that of Ray Lewis, who is black, and is so contemptuous of people that he murders them, thereby increasing his personal brand)? Why don't people go to White Sox games?

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It was all over the place, Ike, starting on Doug & O.B.'s postgame last December. Brian was critical of Bear fans prior to the team's firing of HC Lovie Smith. It's my understanding that a handful of players didn't want to see Lovie leave.

Why is the Gerber Collision & Glass jingle sung by a chorus of cartoon mice?

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Bernsy's horrified. CSNC is replaying the debacle that was Bulls/Kings.

Because Feldco has an exclusivity agreement with Spiegel.

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"ugh my eyes. i cant get to the remote fast enough. what channel is the mlb network?"

LMFAO HAGHAAHASGHAGAGAGHAGHahahahaha

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i still dont know what youre talking about. can you post the actual quote youre talking about? at least paraphrase it?

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oh cool now runningbacks cant even hit people. we will never see a walter again

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bernsie, they did no math on this rule according to what you JUST said two minutes ago. who you crappin?

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It's DIRECTV 213 for me, and that's also where USA/Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic occurs this eve @ 6P from Miami.

Don't be like that, Ike. JORR is good peoples.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

stupid is as stupid does

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LOL! Hey Ike, guess what?


Seriously, if SHARK were a superhero his arch-enemy would be the Riddler. SHARK does everything in his power to leave no question unanswered, as hypothetical as it might be. He is the . to your ?

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Ike droppin' mad nickles on JORR

Damn, tales of BurnSTINE at a Violent Femmes show back in the day? This man is culture personified! The Aragon Brawlroom was his home away from home, that is, when he wasn't going back to see Eric B & Rakim at the Chicago equivalent of a juke joint.

OMFG SKINHEADS! HOW DID OUR HERO AND PROTAGONIST SURVIVE?!?! He must have had to seamlessly blend in with us goyim for once in his life...

Or, ha, he just waited and they left to "go skinheadding." Hey JORR, have any classic skinhead stories?

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The mental imagery of a teenage Dan Bernstein going to a Violent Femmes/Dwight Yoakum concert at the Aragon Brawlroom and being confronted by skinheads sitting on his car is priceless!

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Let's do it for Johnny!

Day after day
Berns gets angry
And Berns will say
That the day is in my sight
When he takes a bow and says goodnight

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That didnt happen....

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Yeah you know that Lawrence red-line area isn't for the timid to be messing around. There's black people walking around and stuff.... and skinheads? Oi vey! I'm so thankful he survived that veritable LoHo-New-Years-type tale of danger and surefire death.

I bet he rolled no less than 3-deep going to such a shady area in the city. Don't wanna take chances, you know? Terry at the Kinetic Playground sounds like it was a more fun time.

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