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Post subject: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:56 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92099
Location: To the left of my post

There is this site called Fiverr that allows idiots to sell cheap and mostly meaningless services for five dollars.
http://fiverr.com/

What would the CSFMB be able to provide for $5?

Frank Coztansa: I will predict how someone will predict the weather for $5.
Bagels: I'll annoy the whole neighborhood with rap music for $5
Eaglo Jeff: I'll give you $5 for $5
bigfan: I'll let you be the admin at a fairly anonymous message board for $5
Ugie: I'll continue to not post on CSFMB for $5
spanky: I'll start posting again on CSFMB so Ugie has content for $5

Provide your own services or services to others. Just be funny or amusing(no offense SomeGuy).

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:59 am

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

Some comedian on Jay Mohr's podcast mentioned using this site a lot. He got a jingle for his podcast.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:01 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92099
Location: To the left of my post

rogers park bryan wrote:

Some comedian on Jay Mohr's podcast mentioned using this site a lot. He got a jingle for his podcast.

I've used it for a few things too. In reality, it ends up costing more like $15 or $20 for the stuff, but it can save some time or help provide ideas.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:13 am

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:29 pm
Posts: 38699
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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jackref

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:32 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:10 pm
Posts: 3770
Location: NW Burbs
pizza_Place: Old World Pizza in Melrose Park

Krazy Ivan: I will explain hockey to you for $5

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Bobby Heenan wrote:

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:35 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:42 pm
Posts: 29260
Location: Parts Unknown
pizza_Place: Frozen

jackref wrote:

Krazy Ivan: I will explain hockey to you for $5

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:38 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
Posts: 65779
Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.

Darkside offers to translate any tall midget post into words of 5 syllables or less for $5.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:41 pm

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

Blu Bombay; I will come to your poker game for $5

Ugie; I will sell you a wine fridge for $5

312player; Will.Iam sell u a pc of myold. Comiskry Park brick. 5$

Chas; autographed picture of Patrick Kane, made out to Sophia, for $5

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:57 pm

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 57246

Where in the hell is Ugie at these days?

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:58 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:42 pm
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Location: Parts Unknown
pizza_Place: Frozen

RFDC wrote:

Where in the hell is Ugie at these days?

Podcast > Radio thread

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:00 pm

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 57246

Krazy Ivan wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Where in the hell is Ugie at these days?

Podcast > Radio thread

Well I'll be a chas's uncle...

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--yet I can't look away."

Frank Coztansa wrote:

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:24 pm

1000 CLUB

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:55 pm
Posts: 29461
pizza_Place: Zaffiro's

Darkside wrote:

Darkside offers to translate any tall midget post into words of 5 syllables or less for $5.

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Antonio Gramsci wrote:

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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newper

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:26 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 12559
Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
pizza_Place: Oh I'm sorry but, there's no one on the line

http://fiverr.com/videofun/say-funny-me ... cked-style

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:32 pm

1000 CLUB

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:55 pm
Posts: 29461
pizza_Place: Zaffiro's

Darkside: I'll take 5 bucks from your wallet while I am browbeating you into conceding that I'm a laid-back pacifist.

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Antonio Gramsci wrote:

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:33 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
Posts: 65779
Location: Darkside Estates
pizza_Place: A cat got an online degree.

Tall Midget wrote:

Darkside: I'll take 5 bucks from your wallet while I am browbeating you into conceding that I'm a laid-back pacifist.

"Give me a fiver while I talk you into agreeing that I do not like violence"

That one is free.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 2:36 pm

1000 CLUB

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:55 pm
Posts: 29461
pizza_Place: Zaffiro's

Darkside wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Darkside: I'll take 5 bucks from your wallet while I am browbeating you into conceding that I'm a laid-back pacifist.

"Give me a fiver while I talk you into agreeing that I do not like violence"

That one is free.

(Not 5 syllables, though. Also, browbeating is not the same as "talking" someone into something. You may want to consult with me before performing your translations services in the future. My cut is 50%.)

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Antonio Gramsci wrote:

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: CSFMBverr

Posted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:07 am

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
Posts: 72380
Location: Palatine
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis

Chus: I will stop making Elmhurst Steve look like a coward and a loser for $50

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I love you more than words can tell
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