As a public service to all CSFMBers everywhere, consider yourselves warned well ahead of time. Terry is away all this week. That'll include Thursday's big announcement of the "2013 Tournament of Bad" when Dan B. & Matt Abbatacola originate the "Boers & Bernstein Show" from the Lantern in Naperville, thanks to Bud Light.

This afternoon, Terry's "two favorite words", Laurence Holmes, sits in with Dan following the daily transition with Mac & Spiegs. You can bet those two will discuss the NCAA Basketball Tournament field of 68, but not necessarily why The SCORE will NOT be carrying every single game of the Dial Global/NCAA Radio Network national broadcast like the station up the dial has done each of the last 2 years. Other potential topics this afternoon...

*Bulls' Come Home vs. the Nuggets; D. Rose's "The Return" Still on Hold...Again!
*Ray Emery in Goal for Blackhawks/Avalanche Tonight in Denver
*Who Should Replace Fired Northwestern Men's Basketball Coach Bill Carmody?
*Can the Celtics End the Heat's 22 Game Win Streak Tonight in Boston?
*Chris Sale Gets the White Sox Opening Day Assignment vs. the Royals April 1st on The SCORE

All that and who knows what else come 1:15P-ish or so...Listen at your own risk.

Should be a good show today. Thanks SHARK!

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To the devil with ye!

FUCK!!!!!FUCK!!!!!FUCK!!!!!

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Let's do it for Johnny!

fuck... you know what it is? if larry smoked weed DURING the show he would be totally awesome. it would be the funniest shit on any radio station. do it larry... do it do it do it do it...

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Dick Grayson and Damian Wayne

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Looking forward to this one. Should be entertaining, guys...

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I'm real sorry. I'm just the messenger. The rest of the week...

*Tuesday & Wednesday: Daily Herald Columnist/"Hit & Run" Co-Host Barry Rozner
*Thursday & Friday: Matt Abbatacola
(Thursday: The Lantern in Naperville; Friday: "Bud Light 'Who Needs Two?' Tavern Tour"-The Billy Goat-1535 W. Madison)

Liar. I hold you personally responsible for Laurence Holmes being in today.

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It's not my fault Laurence Holmes is guest co-hosting today.

Methinks you doth protest too much.

It's all your fault.

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If you laugh at the bad callers, you'd better watch out...

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Well, don't blame me for the team of Hub Arkush & Matt Bowen following those 2 goofs come 6P this eve.

I blame Kid for that pairing, but you have to take responsibility for your actions SHARK.

Now say you're sorry.

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Hub and Matt Bowen is good radio.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I'm sorry, TP...

Alright. Let's play!!! Somebody keep track of the first couple of hours. I'll keep track on the back end. I say he hits all 25.

In the Dept. of Miss a Little, Miss a Lot, does all this B&B thread activity by you mean the ReVolution is officially over?

*Taps playing softly*

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He tried to revolt, but the recent whacking of the legendary Harry has resulted in a very flaccid attack strategy.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I was waiting for someone else to pick up the slack, but I have been greatly disappointed.

My ReVolution will always live in my heart.

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He'll definitely reference NBC5, weekend meteorologist Cheryl Scott, weekend co-anchor Lauren Jiggetts, comic books, "You're Right, Dan", mentoring producers & who would "get it" during this afternoon's show.

SHARK, do you know what Laurence means when he talks about "who would get it"?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

agreed with the caveat that there are a football intensive set of topics for the show

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Hot looking female celebrities, and Laurence talks about them all the time, OKC on his nighttime show.

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Peeps did his job. His efforts are now focused elsewhere.

Thanks Bernstein for your permission to fill out tournament brackets.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

Ah, Bernstein and Holmes, sports talk radio's answer to ammonia and bleach. I mean, each one cleans so well individually, imagine how well they'd work if you put them together!

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What would John Feinstein bitch about if there was no NCAA?

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Let's do it for Johnny!

He was bitchin' about Gonzaga getting a #1 seed, but not necessarily the #1 overall seed this hour. Feinstein used another "CBS Sports Minute" to sour about Miami (FL) getting a #2 seed last hour and also mentioned the NCAA botching the whole Nevin Shapiro scandal...involving the football program, not the basketball program.