There's a reason why I put the word "Bad" in quotation marks. That's not because EP Matt Abbatacola is guest co-hosting the next 2 days with Dan while Terry continues his vacation. It's also not because the broadcast is originating from the Lantern in Naperville, thanks to Bud Light either.

You see, while the REAL NCAA Basketball Tournament kicks into high gear at arenas across America, today's the day Dan & Matty officially unveil the "2013 Tournament of Bad" during this afternoon's live broadcast. Unlike Kentucky, will last year's "winner" in the "State of Pennsylvania" defend their title as the absolute worst of the worst? We'll soon find out.

You can also bet the rent these guys will continue to discuss the big Bears' news regarding the end of Brian Urlacher, broken in the final 40 minutes of yesterday's show with guest co-host, the Daily Herald's Barry Rozner, and what the Bears plan to do from here. Some other potential topics...

*Bulls Host Blazers Tonight: Help on the Way for Coach Thibs?
*Ducks Beat Blackhawks 4-2; Cause for Concern?
*The Heat Wins Again! Now 24 in a Row After a 98-95 Road Win in Cleveland
*Jesse Crain Joining John Danks on the DL?
*NCAA Tournament Update
*"Who Ya Crappin'?" @ 5P


All that and who knows what else between 1:15P-ish & 6P following the daily transition with Mac & Finfer.

I quaffed a fair number of drinks at that location in my youth.

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I queefed

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This is my signature...

How quick did a PM get sent to you after that joke?

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Drinky co-hosting with Dan? That's unusual. I don't remember them co-hosting together much, if ever. Matt typically subs for Dan and does the show with Terry.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

That's the plan the next 2 days, Zizou. Drinky & Bernsy will be at the Billy Goat, 1535 W. Madison, tomorrow for the "Bud Light 'Who Needs Two?' Tavern Tour" live broadcast, complete with Bulls' tickets to give away starting @ 1P.

Besides, Laurence "Mr. Multimedia" Holmes is still at White Sox Spring Training in Glendale, AZ...and not exactly talking about their own issues either.

Evey time I hear Schuster, I want to set my radio ablaze. His evey drives me nuts.

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Is no one else interested in starting one of these threads anymore? Any takers? Any at all?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Everyone is awaiting April 1st when Silvaddle comes to town and burns this mother down.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I nominate the Original Kid Cairo!

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

You got hands, mister; get to it!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The show sucks and it's CFSMB March Madness time, plenty of other less depressing things to talk about.....like who sent an email to BigFan.

Caller: I was wondering what you guys thought the Bulls' chances in the playoffs are if Rose came back at full--

Dan: None. No chance.

Caller: No chance at all? I mean, they--

Dan: Did you see LeBron last night? The NBA should just shut down at this point. Kill yourself.

Matt: Hey, Dan. Dan. Yeah I Dan was just wondering what hey Dan you think Bucknell's chances would be if they hey Dan got in the playoffs Dan hey?

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

I never know if you're being literal or not.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yea...Schuster is terrible. He's Burrito, right?

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Bigfan's ears just perked up.

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Here's the Thursday Game Plan from Naperville with Bernsy & Drinky:

*2-4P: "Tournament of Bad" Brackets Revealed
Soon to be Available-670TheScore.com/BoersAndBernstein.com

*3:30P: "The Second Half"

*5P: "Who Ya Crappin'?"
Who Does Gary from Evanston Crap Today?

"Scoreboard Updates": Matt "Hoosier Pride" Rodewald

Only 1 hour of the nighttime SCORE with Laurence Holmes from 6-7P this eve from White Sox Spring Training Camp in Glendale, AZ when Bernsy & Drinky are done in Naperville. Holmes will hand things over to Dial Global/NCAA Radio Network's John Tautges in New York for wraparound coverage of the primetime session of the 2013 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament starting @ 7P until the final buzzer of the evening. John will take fans to games occuring at HP Pavilion in San Jose, CA, Energy Solutions Arena in Salt Lake City, Rupp Arena in Lexington & the Palace of Auburn Hills, MI. "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris follows the games. The schedule says 11P, but it might be later than that when Grobstein & Harris sign on.

Another Cheerleader attempting to bang the youth of america....man, I really wonder how I would react back when I was 12...what's that? 7th grade? hmmm....nevermind, think I know how I would have reacted.....

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

He's married.

And his wife is a 4th degree black belt.

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Burrito.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I submitted Boers and Bernstein Hall of Fame for TOB. Doubt it gets in, but I'd love to know who had that idea originally.

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Team Cutler.

I am not in favor of complaining about the small stuff folks say/do on this show. However, I must point out it would be much easier for me to listen to this tournament of bad thingy if Mr. Bernstein would withhold the school girl laugh after every seed.

People who never get sick is a great one.

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Team Cutler.

What's so bad about that?

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I suppose maybe people who never get sick could be really obnoxious about it. Still, worse are the people who get a cold and shut down completely.

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I wish they were more self deprecating. Would be more fun if they included some of criticism of themselves into the tourney.

The bitching about tourney scoring is original. I don't watch for scoring. I watch for the upsets and great finishes.

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The B&B Hall of Fame should be in the Tournament of Bad.

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Also, is one supposed to be proud of having never seen a black and white movie? Doesn't that make him sound like a stubborn dumbass?

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