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 Post subject: Death Wish Coffee
PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:40 pm 
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Who is going to be the first to try it?
http://www.deathwishcoffee.com/index.html

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Not your typical coffee bean:
Disclaimer: This is not your regular morning coffee. This is not your store bought coffee. You will not find this coffee at your local diner or at your sissy 'Starbucks. Death Wish Coffee is the most highly caffeinated premium dark roast organic coffee in the world. This is Extreme Coffee, not for the weak. Consider yourself Warned.Buy Now


Death Wish Coffee is a breakthrough in the coffee world. Typically dark roast coffee has less caffeine in comparison to lighter roast coffees due to the caffeine being stricken from the bean during the roasting process. Here at Death Wish Coffee we have found a coffee bean with close to 200% more caffeine than your typical coffee shop coffee; we roast it to a medium-dark for a strong and robust flavor and then we grind it to the proper level for extreme potency. We roast to order and inspect before and after the roasting process to ensure correct moisture levels, bean density, and uniformity. We are dedicated to quality and guarantee that you will not find a stronger, more flavorful, organic coffee on the market anywhere or we will buy the coffee back from you. This is the best coffee for the strong. Buy Now

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 Post subject: Re: Death Wish Coffee
PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 6:56 pm 
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Wow.

Caffeine isn't all that good for you, though.

We should probably ban it.


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 Post subject: Re: Death Wish Coffee
PostPosted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:30 pm 
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So this is really just a laxative marketed as coffee right?

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 Post subject: Re: Death Wish Coffee
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:13 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Death Wish Coffee
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:14 am 
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SpiralStairs wrote:
So this is really just a laxative marketed as coffee right?


And a massive diuretic.


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 Post subject: Re: Death Wish Coffee
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:17 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Death Wish Coffee
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:01 am 
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Made with 10% more rape than other coffees.

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 Post subject: Re: Death Wish Coffee
PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:50 am 
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