The "Bud Light 'Who Needs Two?' Tavern Tour" sends Dan Bernstein & Matt Abbatacola, subbing for Terry Boers, to the Billy Goat, 1535 W. Madison, not far from United Center for this afternoon's live broadcast. The guys will have Bulls' tickets to give away, not to mention...

*Another Bad Bulls' Loss to a Below .500 Team at Home; Blazers Sweep Season Series
*Derrick Rose: Still Some Pain in His Left Knee
*Harvard Scores the Biggest Upset of the NCAA Tournament So Far
*Brian Urlacher Speaks Out on "Dan Patrick Show": 3 Other Teams Interested
*2013 "Tournament of Bad" Starts Today-TournamentOfBad.com/BoersAndBernstein.com/670TheScore.com
*Jerry Sandusky Prison Interview: Monday on "Today"

All of that and who knows what else Bernsy & Drinky will discuss this afternoon live from the corner of Madison, Ogden & Ashland.

I was worried when I saw the other thread. Thankfully this one is here to show the amateurs how its done.

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I wonder if the guys will re-create the classic "Saturday Night Live" bit...albeit for radio.

You know..."Cheeseburger...Cheeseburger..."

I think since Duke is playing they should discuss how much of a douche coach K is for the 1,000th time.

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You know Bernsy will be pumping his chest this afternoon that New Mexico and HC Steve Alford are out of the Tournament. They were on the receiving end of that upset loss to Harvard late last night.

He sure was on Twitter. By the way, whatever happened to "Linsanity" anyway? Man, that faded quickly!

By the way, no transition today with Mac & Finfer for obvious reasons.

Finfer was in again? I would have tuned in if I had known the Candyman was off for the 100th time already this year.

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Yes. Religion trumps radio.

SHARK, I will respectfully request that you use the Terry's Peeps thread that was started today. He really wanted to start a show thread and I want him to feel like he contributed something to the board this week. He needs our encouragement.

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this thread just feels.........better.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

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No, it's because BOTH shows are on remote. Mac & Finfer are just wrapping up at Bar Celona in Wrigleyville.

This thread makes me excited for today's show. You can tell it's from someone who is a genuine fan of the show and not some poser who's favorite show is essentialy being cancelled.

I look forward to some great discussion in this thread and this thread alone.

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Oh really?

Because a certain poster here alerted me to a transition last week that took place between two people in Ireland and two in Chicago.

So, the distance and location is not the issue.

I have nothing personal against Terry's Peeps. I thought my thread was better. That's all. Bernsy & Drinky officially start the show right after these messages, the legal ID & one more ZZ update.

I'm losing boatloads of respect for you.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

How do you think their respective religions affects the relationships between today's two hosts?

Terry was in the SCORE Studios downtown. He wasn't on remote.

Missed a good show umn, so much better minus meatpants.

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he may have been sitting on a remote, however...

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Circumcised vs. Gentile. It's an age old battle.

I think todays show goes a long way in helping repair centuries of hatred or hopefully gives us a clear winner.

My money is on the 5' 11" Jewish fellow...

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if you're looking for Candyman:

Matt Spiegel ‏@MattSpiegel670 8m

Um..yeah. 7 hour session. Ups & downs. Played well. Lost a huge pot at 5 AM. RT @lukeviertel @MattSpiegel670


Matt Spiegel Matt Spiegel ‏@MattSpiegel670 17m

Took my portion of the #showpot (Boldin SB 1st TD) to the Bicycle Casino last night. Diversified portfolio! Think I'll go back to NBA overs.

I'm losing boatloads of respect for you ever having had respect for Krazy Ivan...

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Why is he not in today?

He's my best (message board) friend, but it's...complicated.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Here's the Friday Game Plan with Bernsy & Drinky at the Billy Goat:

*1:15P: "2013 Tournament of Bad" Play-In Games "Tip"-TournamentOfBad.com

*3:30P: "The Second Half"

That's all they've got planned...for now anyway.

Laurence Holmes follows the guys for another abbreviated nighttime SCORE @ 6P. Holmes will hand things over to Dial Global/NCAA Radio Network's John Tautges in New York for continuing primetime, wraparound coverage of the Men's NCAA Basketball Tournament from Philadelphia, Dayton, OH, Kansas City, MO & Austin, TX starting @ 7P until the final buzzer of the final game of the night. Joe Ostrowski is scheduled to host the latenight SCORE, scheduled to start @ 11P tonight until 1A Saturday morning when CBS Sports Radio programming takes over from New York. I don't think Joe will be starting the latenight SCORE come 11P. That's for sure...

Prepare yourself for a VERY passive aggressive status update...

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I thought he was out sick because of his voice. Going to the casino till 5 am is not going to help his contract negotiations.

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