92% of Couples who get married on September 15th, get eaten by a dragon before their 11th anniversary


Weirdest fucking Fortune Cookie I ever saw

That's cool guys. I just wanted to get some of y'alls opinions on it.

_________________
Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

The topic has been broached before about living together before marriage. Intuitively, it makes sense to me. I believe BRick was the one who posted at the time that although it seems counterintuitive, living together before marriage will actually lower the probability of a successful marriage. I don't remember what source he cited, but he seemed to know what he was talking about. My apologies if I am misremembering and it was someone other than Rick.

_________________
Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

It was me. That's what I was taught in college. However, looking into it more I'm wondering if the thinking has changed in the 10 years since then.

The rationale is still the same, but it seems possible it simply doesn't matter. I still really don't see how it could help because it makes it harder to breakup while you are still in the dating phase. From what I remember, that was the primary belief. Those who live together are more likely to get married regardless of if they should or not because of how much harder it is to breakup and move out.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Data still the same. Live together before hand leads to divorce more often...however it's correlational and there may be few other factors involved. My little bit of advice on the marriage thing: no kids for the first two years at least, four years if you can. It's hard enough to get used to living with/being married to someone new. Bring a third person, who is rather needy and stress inducing into the situation, and it is even more challenging.

_________________

...and if you think the "engaged" people on facebook are annoying, wait until they are knocked up. Facebook will become unbearable. I have a friend who had his first kid four months ago and you would think he was the first person in the history of the world to have a child.

I know I post about my kids on FB from time to time, after all it's a great way for their aunts/uncles/grandparents to get the see the kids who live 600 miles away, but I try not to do it everyday.

_________________

Yay. Another man with the balls to actually speak the truth. If you have kids right away, of course you will think marriage sucks. In actuality, having an infant in the house sucks.

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Don't shit on Spiegel's joy.

I'd like to wait 2 years, but because she is a couple years older than me we'll probably wait 1 year.

_________________

My wife and I dated for 14 years before we got married, I suggest doing that to be sure it's the right one.

_________________

Lived with DW 18 months before engagement.
Engaged slightly over 2 years.
Now 7 years of marriage.

I've heard that as well, Brick. But it seems to me that we worked out a lot of rough edges before the pressure of having a marriage as well as the cohabitation.

It's interesting though.

_________________
"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Ok let's not get too sidetracked here







Nobody commented besides her mother.

_________________

i knew that once we got near a religious holiday, i'd see some sparks fly on FB. i love having bad amateur comedians (like me!) on my FB list, i realize, just for occasions like this.

The Passover story is 100% false. Can we stop? All of this? Please?

Comments (poster's comments in blue):

Six thousand years and now it's gonna stop already, cuz some uppity comic figured it out for us. No. Next question.
5 hours ago · Like...

How dare you assault the 2,000 year old set of values from which I pick and choose which to follow in order to feel like a superior human being and avoid my fear of mortality with? Shame on you.
5 hours ago · Like...
how brave. what a polemic. mine eyes were blind but now i see.
5 hours ago · Like...

Jesus Christ! get your timeline's straight at least; the exodus was ~3400 years ago. No wonder Drew thinks the whole thing is made up.
5 hours ago · Like..

Here comes the asshole with the stat sheet.
4 hours ago · Like..

RaGe against the corporate holiday machine. fux passover, fux hannuca, fux chritmas, fux thanksgiving. i hate when families come together to share a meal CANT THEY SEE THAT THEY'RE WRONG??
4 hours ago · Edited · Like · 1..

Clearly, you two geniuses are the pinnacles of higher thought.
4 hours ago · Like..

well i'm an atheist
4 hours ago · Like..

i'm no einstein never claimed to be but it seems like there's better ways to spend your time than shitting on people's beliefs especially on one of their most sacred days. just seems kinda pointless to this average country boy
4 hours ago · Like..

There's always something better you could be doing with your time. Use your time how you want to.
4 hours ago · Like..

The whole story *is* made up. Most Jews will not acknowledge that. And these aren't people's beliefs; these are things they were told to "believe." Big difference. And fuck people's beliefs anyway.
3 hours ago · Like..

Sounds like someone had a bad afrikoman!
3 hours ago · Like..

This better not be a setup to announce your new gig, "Historians You Should Know".
3 hours ago · Like..

The War on Passover continues

Everyone just needs to relax. We are 5 days away from celebrating the day that the Easter Bunny created Zombie Christ, whom we keep at bay by sacrificing Peeps (not Terry's) to an altar of fake grass and lamb cake.

_________________

And Response

_________________

Yes!

In the Face!


She Not'd her!

This suit is Not black...

_________________
This is my signature...

That's SO 1992.

_________________
Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yesterday
Five years ago today I was in labor with Dylan, but guess what his birthday isn't until tomorrow! The things I went through for him but well worth it!


Today
5 years ago after 44 long hours of labor then docs telling me they didn't know if he would make it. He was in the icu for almost 2 weeks with pulmonary hypertension then we finally got to bring him home. That was the best day of my life! He has grown into the sweetest little boy! Happy 5th Birthday Dylan Joseph Mommy and Daddy love you from the dirt to the stars! Xoxoxoxo



Make sure you milk you kid's birthday for everything its worth!

from the dirt to the stars ????

I hope it is a quirky inside joke of the family. If not, she needs to brush up on her sayings.

_________________

Hamlet (William Shakespeare)

_________________
This is my signature...

The iambic pentameter is all wrong...

_________________

Take it up with Shakespeare, Fancy...

_________________
This is my signature...

_________________

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

_________________

_________________