Some people just don't listen.



Orlando, FL – Police have charged 29-year-old Priscilla Vaughn with attempted murder after she chewed on a man’s genitals so severely that he needed surgery.
The man met Vaughn on online where she is listed as an escort. After a romantic dinner at Applebee’s, the pair consumed Ecstasy, alcohol and marijuana before going back to a hotel room. That’s where Vaughn started biting the 30-year-old man’s penis and genitals, causing him to bleed heavily.
The man told deputies that it appeared as if Vaughn was “trying to eat his penis and testicles.” He said he tried to fight her off but she was too powerful and she tried gouging his eyes out. After biting and scratching the man’s leg, abdomen, chest and fingers, Priscilla Vaughn*took his car keys and broke his phone. He ended up locking himself in the bathroom until help arrived.
Luckily, other hotel guests heard screaming and growling coming from the room and called 911. Vaughn was still there when police arrived on the scene, naked and growling with blood around her mouth.…

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Kinky.

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Mr Johnson wouldn't go anywhere near something or someone that is growling. He should have put that back in his pants immediately.

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Sharing a 2 for $20 and an appetizer can be romantic. When was the last time you took your dog to Applebee's?

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If you mean by dog, my son, last week.

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Well it can look like an Italian Sausage...the molly's clouded her judgement.

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Romantic meal at Applebee's

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

You know, if he would have just taken her to Sizzler he would never have been in this predicament.

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Instead of sweating she started biting and trying to replace his cornea.

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I wonder if this guy was married. What do you tell your wife? I was attack by a lion?

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This dude looks pretty beat up and a gnarled dick for good measure.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

That's the woman

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I didn't have the heart to tell him Nas.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Man ,that story got nothing on this. See if you can tell me the really messed up part

When his family refused to listen to his long lecture about the world coming to an end, he decided to take matters into his own hands.

Early yesterday morning, a man from Dungun, a town in Terengganu, Malaysia, sliced off his father's penis before slicing off his own as his horrified mother watched helplessly.

According to The Star, the 40-year-old man purportedly committed the act due to a religious belief.

The man had also tried to cut off the private parts of his brother-in-law, who managed to escape the house along with other frightened family members.

The man and his 67-year-old father have been admitted to the Sultanah Nur Zahirah Hospital in Malaysia, where doctors are attempting to reattach the severed private parts.

Police who responded to a call at 4am, said the suspect did not have a history of mental illness. However, it is believed that he had been influenced by a false religious belief picked up from the Internet.

The suspect, a mechanic in Selangor, Malaysia, had returned to his parents' home in Dungun a week earlier.

On Saturday morning, he called for all his family members to gather at the house.

He then allegedly spent the whole night lecturing them about the apocalypse and started hitting his father with his fists and a cane.

The Star reported that he wanted his father to cry in order to invoke the spirit of an ancient scholar to save the world.

When that failed, at around 1.30am yesterday, after his father had gone to bed, the man stormed into the older man's bedroom with a kitchen knife and chopped off his father's penis.

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He's a mechanic? Can't trust them at all.

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Nobody should get summoned to a house for an end of the world lecture.


2 dicks...wow!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Come on no one has spotted it yet?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Share with the class.

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2.5 hour response time?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Ding Ding Ding we have a winner.
Attack was at 1:30 called police at 4.
I can just imagine the conversations leading up to calling the cops lol

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

A two and a half hour wait for the cops, is more messed up than a dude severing a couple of dongs?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I bet this guy is going to write a TERRIBLE review online.

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See ya in a week, Hank.

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He doesn't have the balls to write a bad review.

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Cut him a break, will you?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

He needs to be able to rise above such biting criticism.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

why wouldn't she be proud of that. It was funny and it was kind of hot.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.