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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:56 pm 
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ATTENTION GOOBERS: The #Heat streak is over. And most college players are bad. That was actual basketball.


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@dan_bernstein I hope you're ready for SO MANY calls about this being proof that the Bulls can take the Heat in a 7 game playoff series


The bulls meatball baiting will be epic tomorrow.

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Someone ask him how a team with such exquisite bodies could lose to a group with such grotesque ones.


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Someone ask him how a team with such exquisite bodies could lose to a group with such grotesque ones.


Thibs outcoached the 22nd Century offense of Spoelstra. He stopped a ton of stuff!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:13 pm 
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Not only does this statement game prove the Bulls can beat em in a 7 game series, it means Jimmy Butler is better than Bosh


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His apolojism for why the Heat lost this game will be epic.

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His apolojism for why the Heat lost this game will be epic.

Every regular season win further solidifies the Heat and Lebron as the greatest team and player of all time respectively. Every regular season loss simply is an indication of how pointless the regular season is.


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Not only does this statement game prove the Bulls can beat em in a 7 game series, it means Jimmy Butler is better than Bosh


I personally don't think it will be too much longer where that will indeed be the case.

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ZephMarshack wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
His apolojism for why the Heat lost this game will be epic.

Every regular season win further solidifies the Heat and Lebron as the greatest team and player of all time respectively. Every regular season loss simply is an indication of how pointless the regular season is.



b: Why. do. you. hate. LeBron. James? He's, he's a something.

B: Uh, eh, look, again, he's just the best ever, and you aren't going to beat him, beat him for a game, okay, OKAY, but a playoff series, uh, eh, eh, look, there's there's just no, I mean, in point of fact, this guy could have two broken arms and a broken neck and he doesn't need Wade or anyone else and he'll still beat every team in the East, uh, eh, eh, eh, there might be a team in the West that could beat him with those broken limbs, but I doubt it, I doubt it, ahhhhhhh, again, he's awfully good, kids, and for the love of God, if you can't see what's so obvious, you're as basketball retarded as all the racist pieces of crap that enjoy that white tournament that's going on right now in college.

b: There's no hope for the stupid.

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What's the over/under time on a mention of Tom Boerwinkle's ghost leading the Bulls to victory? And will it be brought up by one of the hosts or a kissass caller?


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Some of y'all are going to be just as unbearable as Bernstein. I'm avoiding the show and the thread tomorrow.

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Some of y'all are going to be just as unbearable as Bernstein. I'm avoiding the show and the thread tomorrow.


Wanna Tout?

I don't believe you, so I'll say no.

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Every regular season win further solidifies the Heat and Lebron as the greatest team and player of all time respectively. Every regular season loss simply is an indication of how pointless the regular season is.


That's a bingo!

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Some of y'all are going to be just as unbearable as Bernstein. I'm avoiding the show and the thread tomorrow.


Probably a wise decision.


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hes going to call the game that ended the 2nd longest win streak in nba history meaningless. then hes going to yell at the callers because he KNOWS this team with rose wont beat the heat.


I think theyre going to announce rose's comeback 1 minute before the first playoff game. it would completely change everyones gameplan, but theres no video of that team so its a guess as to how to play them.

they could have a linsanity run and maybe win something...

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hes going to call the game that ended the 2nd longest win streak in nba history meaningless. then hes going to yell at the callers because he KNOWS this team with rose wont beat the heat.


I think theyre going to announce rose's comeback 1 minute before the first playoff game. it would completely change everyones gameplan, but theres no video of that team so its a guess as to how to play them.

they could have a linsanity run and maybe win something...


You're going to throw Rose into that jungle? Rose is unsure as it is and you're going to drop him in the middle of rough, physical playoff basketball? I don't see it. I doubt he plays this year, it's just getting too late.


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If more than a handful of "this win proves the Bulls can beat the Heat in 7" callers get through it will be more of an indictment on Drinky and than Dan. Any rational Bulls fan knows that this win means little going forward this season.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Some of y'all are going to be just as unbearable as Bernstein. I'm avoiding the show and the thread tomorrow.

Join the mp3volution.

Hey, any chance I can hop on the Jazz Song of the Day thread? I have a few favorites I'd like to celebrate.

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Dan's going to start the tranny by talking about his boring kid.

Y'all can hate on Drinky, but at least he made Bernstein talking about his son a #1 seed in the Tournament of Bad (under the guise of Other People's kids). It lost out, but the Final 4 will be what it should be: Paterno Family, Franco Harris, Go Cubs Go, and Dating Oscar Pistorius

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Dan's going to start the tranny by talking about his boring kid.

Y'all can hate on Drinky, but at least he made Bernstein talking about his son a #1 seed in the Tournament of Bad (under the guise of Other People's kids). It lost out, but the Final 4 will be what it should be: Paterno Family, Franco Harris, Go Cubs Go, and Dating Oscar Pistorius


Hi Laurence.

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Hey, any chance I can hop on the Jazz Song of the Day thread? I have a few favorites I'd like to celebrate.

Absolutely. The more the merrier. I have a selection for today but feel free to contribute one of your own.

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this might be the show where they figure out that Jimmy Butler is a pretty good player. Kinda like when they figured out Irving was a really great player.

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Someone will bring that thought and Dan will stick to his guns that he is just a guy. :roll:

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Someone will bring that thought and Dan will stick to his guns that he is just a guy. :roll:

I don't know. At some point they'll suddenly reverse direction on him. They did the same thing for a while with Taj Gibson.

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Dan's going to start the tranny by talking about his boring kid.

Y'all can hate on Drinky, but at least he made Bernstein talking about his son a #1 seed in the Tournament of Bad (under the guise of Other People's kids). It lost out, but the Final 4 will be what it should be: Paterno Family, Franco Harris, Go Cubs Go, and Dating Oscar Pistorius


Hi Laurence.

Sorry, guys. No Laurence the next 2 nights due to Dial Global/NCAA Radio Network coverage of the "Sweet 16".


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I haven't tuned in for a very long time. Maybe it's time to sample the tranny???

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I haven't tuned in for a very long time. Maybe it's time to sample the tranny???


Might not like what you find

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Should I expect a surprise? Tranny's have a way of tricking innocent guys.

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Today's show should be real, real bad. Not fun bad, either.

Can't wait to listen.

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SHARK wrote:
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Dan's going to start the tranny by talking about his boring kid.

Y'all can hate on Drinky, but at least he made Bernstein talking about his son a #1 seed in the Tournament of Bad (under the guise of Other People's kids). It lost out, but the Final 4 will be what it should be: Paterno Family, Franco Harris, Go Cubs Go, and Dating Oscar Pistorius


Hi Laurence.

Sorry, guys. No Laurence the next 2 nights due to Dial Global/NCAA Radio Network coverage of the "Sweet 16".


Thank you SHARK, but I said nothing about Laurence being on-air. I was implying WhiteAndProud was really Laurence playing with us.

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