Bud Light sends Terry & Dan B. to Elmhurst this afternoon for the "Who Needs Two? Tavern Tour" live broadcast come 1:15P-ish following the daily transition with Mac & Spiegs. Fitz's Spare Keys, 119 N. York Rd. in Elmhurst, is the site for this afternoon's tour stop, complete with Bulls' tickets to a "future" game to give away for those in attendance. Whether or not Derrick Rose will suit up for any of those games is anyone's guess, but these are just a few of the things the guys might discuss:

*Quite a "Vile 4" Matchup in the 2013 "Tournament of Bad": Franco Harris vs. Paterno Family
*Another #1 (Seed) Bites the Dust...Indiana Loses to Syracuse
*Ray Emery in Goal Tonight for Ducks/Blackhawks; Might He Be The Guy w/the Stanley Cup Playoffs on the Horizon?
*Bulls Head to Dallas Saturday; A Season Best 4th Win in a Row?
*What's Holding Up the Wrigley Renovation?
*White Sox Concerns w/Home Opener vs. KC Monday on The SCORE/White Sox Radio Network
*Doug Gottlieb in Hot Water Already w/CBS Sports?

All that and who knows what else this afternoon.

First time in forever Spiegs actually made me laugh. Loved the "Berns, you wanna do something tomorrow?" at the end of transition.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Sunday is Easter. Supposed to have ham with my dad & brother. Not sure if my brother's wife and Baby Rose will be there though.

If you go to my Facebook page, there's a photo of Rose and a bunny in my photo gallery that's classic!

Ahhh. They should just play Simpsons soundbites for five hours. And I'm basing this off of nothing but Dan strikes me as a guy who would unironically declare that The Simpsons is overrated.

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Here's the Friday Game Plan from Elmhurst:

*2P: "Vile 4" Voting-"2013 Tournament of Bad"-TournamentOfBad.com

*3:30P: "The Second Half"

That's all they've got...for now anyway.

"Scoreboard Updates": David "Why Did I Get Stuck W/These 2 Goofs?" Schuster

Once again, there's no Laurence "Mr. Multimedia" Holmes this eve on The SCORE come 6P. That's because The SCORE has the national radio broadcast of the NCAA Men's Tournament via the Dial Global/NCAA Radio Network. Dial Global host John Tautges will once again direct traffic from the radio network's studios in New York. Tautges will take listeners down to Indianapolis for the Midwest Regional Semifinals described by Kevin Kugler & Pete Gillen, as well as Arlington, TX for the South Regional Semifinals described by New Trier High School's own Brad Sham & Fran Fraschilla. Joe Ostrowski has the latenight SCORE after the final buzzer, tentatively scheduled for 11:30P. Amy Lawrence's CBS Sports Radio show "After Hours" follows at 1A Saturday morning, live from NYC.

A few weeks ago I got annoyed by Shark's gameplan.Now I realize if they stopped I would miss there presence. Happy Easter Shark.

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If you don't judge my do-rag, I won't judge your red flag

I'm ready to listen to something else at this point. By the way, I don't these things these 2 will be on Monday due to the White Sox/Royals' opener.

I mentioned at the beginning that Doug Gottlieb might be in hot water already with CBS Sports. This is what I was referring:

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/03/29/ ... fell-flat/

Dan and I may disagree on many things but he's right on that rice does not belong in a burrito. I cannot understand the love Chipotle gets, they give you a handful of meat and stuff that motherfucker with 8 metric tons of rice. Pass.

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Saw this and thought of all the race obsessed folks on this board. Feel free to add your own black and white quotes:



White guy: "Grandpa told me I should get one of these."
Black guy: "This poor white boy doesn't know that I did his girlfriend and mom, at the same time."

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Come on. Join me in the AnythingElseInTheWorldVolution. Today, I ran seven miles instead of listening to the show! Feels great! Now I'm going to listen to rare jazz albums.

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Terry can tell how hard a guy is throwing by watching. He's probaly the one who told danny those were 95 mph fastballs he was hitting.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Regardless of the little incident, I have been catching a bit of CBS SPORTSRADIO!!!!!! out here in Seattle, and what little I've heard of Gottlieb's show is just as awful as his Sports Minutes.

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Not a mult.

On a completely unrelated note, may I just say that it it a MILF paradise out here?

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Not a mult.

When my Daughter is home from College the first place she goes is to Chipotle.

I think Chipotle sucks.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Skip the burrito, order the tacos...or the quesadillas off their "secret" menu...if it is still a secret.

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The chicken quesadillas are probably my favorite thing at Chipotle....i give it 2 thumbs up

Burrito bowl is the way to go. No need for 500 calories of lard in the burrito shell.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Usually its college towns that have a Chipotle.

I guy to what I presume is that very same Chipotle whenever I'm in town. The parking there is god awful brutal. There are about 10 spots per business.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Randall Rd. in Geneva?

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Suburbia defined

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Of course

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I concur!

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

I wonder how Dan will address Louisville using the injury to Ware and his words to the team before going to the hospital as inspiration to beat Duke...

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I would think that that injury was gruesome enough to be left alone by Dan (other than remarking on how gruesome it was, because seriously dog) but I've been surprised before.

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You are right...Since it was Duke that lost, Dan will probably be hypocritical and not even address it.

Given Dan's recent comments on Steve Alford, I nominate Bernstein's unhealthy obessions for next year's tourney of bad

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Meh, Dan's stated numerous times that college sports are for college students so I don't think he cares whether or not Duke lost and his feelings about Mike Krzyzewski are no secret. Steve Alford is a piece of shit as well. If anything Dan will likely frame his argument similar to the way Deadspin framed their about Ware.

What's happening to me? I feel like I'm turing into a B&B ALS

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If he addresses the topic at all it will be to say that Louisville won because they were better at basketball rather than because of anyone's words.

Only the words of a tortured professional coach fighting his own closeted homosexuality in the hyper-masculine world of the NBA can motivate a team of big black studs to whip the Miami Heat without their star players.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Ive wondered why that hasnt been addressed, insinuated , or hinted at like it more than likely would be if it were say, Patrick Kane. Im sure its only because his soul is so tortured being a basketball lifer that he just hasnt had the time to find a good woman.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Uh, eh, eh, look, again, my guy tells me Tom loves pussy, it's just that, uh, eh, eh, I mean, for the love of God, Jeannie Buss wasn't available!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don