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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:19 am

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Some airlines are beginning to charge obese customers for extra seats, but Samoa Air appears to be the first to adopt a "pay as you weigh" pricing plan.

The airline's price-per-kilogram will vary depending on the flight, from as little as $1 per kilogram to as much as $4.16, reports the Sydney Morning Herald.

Passengers now must type in their weight and the weight of their baggage into the online booking section of the airline's website.

"When you get into the Pacific, standard weight is substantially higher," Langton continued. "That's a health issue in some areas."

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/airline-charge-weight-pay-obese-130412418.html

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:20 am

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I couldn't imagine a flight taking off with more than one samoan aboard. The laws of gravity have to take over at some point...

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:21 am

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Maybe Samoan Air uses rocket boosters or something.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:22 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Maybe Samoan Air uses rocket boosters or something.

It's a boat with pictures of the sky taped to the windows...

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Chris_in_joliet

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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:24 am

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I'm not sure if I could trust this airline. How dependable is the flight

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:27 am

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Other charges coming soon to Samoan Air

1.) $45 for being a filthy Samoan

2.) $20 per carry-on Ham

3.) $30 personal stink fee

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:29 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

2.) $20 per carry-on Ham

3.) $30 personal stink fee

This also happens at NHL games.

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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:39 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Maybe Samoan Air uses rocket boosters or something.

It's a boat with pictures of the sky taped to the windows...

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Bagels

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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:50 am

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i thought this was going to be about gay shows of affection...

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Killer V

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Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:33 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

I'm not sure if I could trust this airline. How dependable is the flight

I believe they have a service which will text you updates, right up to the time of departure, then nothing, until the flight is ultimately cancelled.

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