Once again today, an afternoon Royals/White Sox game on The SCORE/White Sox Radio Network means a late start for the "Boers & Bernstein Show". The guys' start time today hinges how long the Sox game goes, let alone Chris Rongey's "Xfinity Postgame" from U.S. Cellular Field after the ballgame.

One topic sure to be discussed, quite possibly in further tomorrow when the guys are at Cork & Kerry at the Park not far from the ballpark for the "Bud Light 'Who Needs Two?' Tavern Tour" live broadcast, is the following column Bernstein wrote about new UCLA HC Steve Alford. Bernsy says Coach Alford is "Already Lying", and Steve has yet to coach his first game in Westwood. Bernsy explains here:

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/04/03/ ... g-at-ucla/

*sometime around 2004* HEY SCORE LISTENERS! WE ARE NOW THE FLAGSHIP SOX STATION! PRETTY MUCH EVERY SINGLE DAY DURING THE SUMMER WE ARE GOING TO RUIN YOUR AM RADIO! WE CAN MAKE YOU MORE MISERABLE THEN DAN BERNSTEIN CAN! STAY TUNED!

*sometime around 2234* hi guys. its me. dan Bernstein solo here. no producers in the studio today, something about a "pstd leave of ab" or so they call it... whatever that means. filling in with me is larry holmes, say hi larry. "HI DAN! MY NAME IS LENORD AND THANK YOU! BY THE WAY, DID YOU SEE THE NEW GREEN LANTERN MOVIE? IT STARS BEIBER! I CANT WAIT!" well I think you can larry because WE HAVE TO BREAK RIGHT NOW FOR 490 HOURS TO BRING YOU ONE QUICK GAME OF SHITSOX BASEBALL! BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUTTFUCKERS BURGERS. THIS IS SHITSEVENTY THE WHORE IM DON BORNTEEN ILL RETIRE WHEN MY DAUGHTER IS ELEVEN.

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The White Sox game is over. They lost to the Royals 3-1. I think these guys will be on around 4:45P this afternoon. Unfortunately, "Who Ya Crappin'?" will NOT be heard today, much to Gary from Evanston's dismay.

Terry's "two favorite words", Laurence Holmes, follows the guys at 6P with another "full boat show". Connor McKnight will have updates on the Holmes show this eve and will have the latenight SCORE from 10P-Midnight. "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris follows at Midnight.

if a tree falls on Larry's show...

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I like that THE VOICE OF THE CHICAGO SPORTS FAN consists of verbatim readings of Joe Sheehan, boilerplate discussions of left fielders being Bad At Defense, vicious rants about the continued existence of fans, and vulgar outbursts from Terry. Sounds about right!

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

What did fans do wrong today?

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ahahahahahah, of course Dan thinks Selena Roberts is "estimable"

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Nothing in particular (that we know of!); they aired an ad in which Big Voice Guy talked about the Score being THE VOICE OF THE CHICAGO SPORTS FAN (ha!) interspersed with clips of Dan reading from Joe Sheehan, doing his Meatball Descending Into Retarded Insensibility Voice, telling people to burn their phones, and exclaiming "Bears. Fans. Are. Idiots. Then they played some clips of Terry telling people to kiss a sick monkey's wet ass and spit it out, ya sputtering bitch. A surprisingly self-aware rendering of late-era B&B!

Oh no Leery is talking about his DePaul class

"Today I talked with the kids about the concept of the question."

gaaaaahhhhhhhh

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

I heard that. Then he dropped a "Tonight is going to be a great show tonight." Nice work, teach.

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I wish it were self-aware, but CBS Radio is such an Irony-Free Zone that SHARK could be a successful executive there. (PM squad!)

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