what is the Jones stuff. I don't remember any controversey with him.

Also, I am going to go out on a limb and say he was the best player on every baseball team he ever played for and had no coaches yelling at him.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I don't think there is much dirt on him. Although a texter on WYC pointed out his infidelities. I guess Chipper said his morality that his parents instilled in him was the reason he never did steroids. Texter pointed out the following: Cheated on wife. Married mistress. Then the mistress divorced him after he cheated on her. Something like that.

But if you're gonna hate athletes for this, you won't like any of them. As I type, whores are leaving the hotel rooms of hundreds of married MLB players.

I know you're not exactly Goff's biggest fan, but you're laboring here. Chipper Jones is a total cuntswab.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

What does the dirt on Chipper have to do with anything?

Its Chippers thoughts on Rutgers that were in question. The rest of it is not relevant

I care less about Chipper Jones but why is he a cuntswab?

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Elections have consequences.

several of the heroes of every religion as well

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I love the word cuntswab and I'm stealing it for daily use.

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You should market that as the hip new line of women's personal wipes...

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This is my signature...

Ever feel like your snatch smells like an abandoned fish cannery?

Worry no more because Cuntswab is going to be your new best friend! It's fast, it's easy and it will have you smelling fresh all day and all night!

My boyfriend used to never go down on me because I smelled so bad, now he's flossing out my pubes on a regular basis!

So hurry out and buy Cuntswab today! The people that eat you out and sit next to you on the trains in the summer will be glad you did!

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If your poon is stinky,
Don't be sad,
Cuntswab could make it fab!
Buy cuntswab!

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

With me writing copy and Darko in charge of the jingles, I think we are going to just print money.

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If your pussy is rank
Don't lay down on the job,
Just get yourself clean
with a cuntswab!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

If your scent is awful
Don't be a snob,
You get your ass
a nice cuntswab!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Cuntswab, the official feminine hygiene product of the WNBA.

Hi, this is Chamique Holdsclaw. Don't be fooled by imitations like Pussycleanse and Snatchscour, like my ex-girlfriend did...

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@audioidkid

If your crotch is so dirty
You can't get knob,
Get it clean with
a cuntswab!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

New CuntSwabs, for your ..... hip ?!?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I love this place...

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If you smell like ass,
Hey it's no prob!
Just go get yourself
a nice cuntswab!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

If the yeast is fermenting
don't be a slob
get the downstairs clean
with a fragrant cuntswab

This entire page

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Your post was the first one on this page Greg...

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Am I wrong to have played all these in my head to the tune of "Goon Squad"?

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Thread of the year...right here...

We need a compendium of wonderful words brought to us by CSFMB.
Like Cuntswab, moondick, "Blue Fuck"... help me out here.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

...keyboard...

Girl...been meaning to tell you lately.
Babe...your junk is kinda stanky.

My baby momma gramma once gave her advice,
She said, "honey you have to keep your shit nice...
Besides cooking and cleaning you have only one job...
to keep your kitty pretty with a fresh CuntSwaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbboooooooweeeeoooohhhhhhhwoooahhhhooohhhhoohhhh."

CuntSwab.

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@audioidkid

If that pussy is gritty
or looks like corn on the cob
Clean it up with
a cuntswab!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Absolutely. I said it earlier. Goff should hate Chipper Jones. He's the exact type that Bernstein taught him to hate. White. Southerner. Chews Tobacco. Grinder (At least the last few years of his career). Slow. Talks with a drawl. He is the enemy.

This is the best post I've seen.....other than the time someone posted pics of a drunk woman Larry had just roofied.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

Maybe I'm self-absorbed.

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