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Comes out right around Wrestlemania next year. This looks historically accurate and solid.

How to Really Make Fans End Up in an Asylum: The Open and Close of TNA


Disc 1

WCW Closes
Jeff Jarrett Needs a Way to Make Money and be a World Champion
How to Recreate 2000/2001 WCW
Bob Ryder’s Forehead
Partnership with Non-Existent NWA
Weekly Pay-Per-Views
Bad Ideas
Six Sided Ring
Commissioner Erik Watts is not as Good as a Computer
Mark Found with Tons of Family Money
Mid-Carder R Truth Becomes TNA Champion
More Bad Ideas
FOX Sports Show
Vince Russo Re-Hired
Disqualifications and Count Outs in Cage Matches as a Business Model
Impact Debuts in Front of Hundreds
Bad Ideas with No Filter
Christian Temporarily Escapes Edge’s Shadow
X-Division
Don West Works for Sandwiches
Chris Harris
Kurt Angle Eats Drugs and Goes to TNA
Blading in 97% of Matches
Jeff Jarrett Hammers Angle’s Wife While Kurt is Passed Out on Somas
Do We Call Warrior
Bad Ideas as a Business Model
Mick Foley Marks Out for Himself Again and Heads to TNA
Samoa Joe is Kidnapped 17 Times
Rob Terry Makes Quad Cities Man Feel Funny in Trousers
Abyss on Fire
Failed Contract Negotiations with Hornswaggle
Hogan and Bischoff Arrive, TNA Does Not Have Cure for Cancer
Flair Ruins Legacy and Bleeds
TNA Doesn’t Mow Lawn; Panda Energy Cuts Dixie’s Allowance
Calls to Bob Loblaw to Become Head of Creative Go Unanswered
Robbie E and Cookie
Samoa Joe Starts Actually Kidnapping Employees
McMahon Buys Panda Energy

Special Features

Negotiating with Hornswaggle
Vince Russo Beating and Humiliating Women, Children, and Dogs
Jenna Morasca Wrestles
Grooming Ken Shamrock’s Sideburns

Hidden Cookie:

Ric Flair in a Wheelchair (Much like TNA, you have to work really hard to find the entertaining stuff)

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Literally crying while laughing. Gorilla would be proud.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :salut: :salut: :salut:

Out-fucking-standing.

Only problem is I went to Amazon and tried to pre-order this and was unable to.
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You're best work ever. Good to see Bob Ryder's Forehead gets its own dvd chapter, he should have his own mult.

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Apparently if you pre-order the dvd, they will include the following DVD's:

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.


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I'm on my way to wwe.com

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From Dixie Carter's Twitter:

Just watched Bottom 50 Superstars of All Time. Three words, new talent is coming in! Amazing it can just take a DVD sometimes.

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Classic Drop-In. Touch them all kid.

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Do we call Warrior and Failed negoitations with Hornswaggle :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I would actually like to thank TNA for making this project so easy. The material just needed a keyboard.

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I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.


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Comes out right around Wrestlemania next year. This looks historically accurate and solid.

How to Really Make Fans End Up in an Asylum: The Open and Close of TNA


Disc 1

WCW Closes
Jeff Jarrett Needs a Way to Make Money and be a World Champion
How to Recreate 2000/2001 WCW
Bob Ryder’s Forehead
Partnership with Non-Existent NWA
Weekly Pay-Per-Views
Bad Ideas
Six Sided Ring
Commissioner Erik Watts is not as Good as a Computer
Mark Found with Tons of Family Money
Mid-Carder R Truth Becomes TNA Champion
More Bad Ideas
FOX Sports Show
Vince Russo Re-Hired
Disqualifications and Count Outs in Cage Matches as a Business Model
Impact Debuts in Front of Hundreds
Bad Ideas with No Filter
Christian Temporarily Escapes Edge’s Shadow
X-Division
Don West Works for Sandwiches
Chris Harris
Kurt Angle Eats Drugs and Goes to TNA
Blading in 97% of Matches
Jeff Jarrett Hammers Angle’s Wife While Kurt is Passed Out on Somas
Do We Call Warrior
Bad Ideas as a Business Model
nut Foley Marks Out for Himself Again and Heads to TNA
Samoa Joe is Kidnapped 17 Times
Rob Terry Makes Quad Cities Man Feel Funny in Trousers
Abyss on Fire
Failed Contract Negotiations with Hornswaggle
Hogan and Bischoff Arrive, TNA Does Not Have Cure for Cancer
Flair Ruins Legacy and Bleeds
TNA Doesn’t Mow Lawn; Panda Energy Cuts Dixie’s Allowance
Calls to Bob Loblaw to Become Head of Creative Go Unanswered
Robbie E and Cookie
Rob Terry Joins the Guys with the Shocker Hand Symbol
Samoa Joe Starts Actually Kidnapping Employees
McMahon Buys Panda Energy

Special Features

Negotiating with Hornswaggle
Vince Russo Beating and Humiliating Women, Children, and Dogs
Jenna Morasca Wrestles
Grooming Ken Shamrock’s Sideburns

Hidden Cookie:

Ric Flair in a Wheelchair (Much like TNA, you have to work really hard to find the entertaining stuff)


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from Joey Styles twitter:

Don't forget! Enter the promo code "Poofer" and you will also receive these exciting new features from WWE Home Entertainment:

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but wait, there's more! Order within the next 20 minutes and you will also receive these masterpieces from the TNA Vault:

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.


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I don't know why, but I think No Country for Curry Men is my favorite. :lol:

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LOL! Balck Terry and blahblahblah once again show us what the wrestling forum is all about.

Quite honestly, what does one expect from TNA? I saw the "Early Days of TNA" entry on wrestlecrap.com and found out that they had a tag-team whose gimmick was literally being big giant penises... I mean, midgets in garbage cans are one thing, but the Johnsons? That better get its own chapter on the Stagnance and fall of TNA dvd =D

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Hilarious stuff here fellas :lol:

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from Dixie's Twitter:
"Due to the debacle that was Victory Road, people who ordered the ppv will not only get access to the TNA video vault, but also the TNA Movie Vault"

I checked it out, they have some good stuff:

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.


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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.


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now that Vince is branching off into other entertainment...(and related stuff that doesn't fit into other threads and an excuse to bump the TNA DVD)

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In honor of today, I'll come up with some new stuff for this DVD.

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I'll get some inspiration for this tonight. IMPACT and Chico's brings out the creativity.

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Only need a few chapters.

The sack of shit that is... Jeff Jarrett
1. Only is comfortable when booked by a modern-style booker. Like a Vince Russo.
2. Who still took his Dad through the ringer, getting financing it. 'Cause frankly, only an idiot would invest in something run by him.
3. And then throws Dad out the shitter. Face it, these guys haven't spoken since 2005 or so.

Shit booking
1. Russo, Disco, Ferrera, Borash
2. Didn't use Dutch right, and Cornette doing quality control on the scripts didn't help

Shit announcing
1. Mike Tenay? Seriously, this is like having Hub Arkush on the Bears announce team
2. Don West, Taz? One guy is QVC-style hawker, the other is Taz. Nothing against him, but he can't save you when your primary is Tenay.

Shit storylines
1. Merits its own bulletpoint, because of booking ideas dropped with no explanation, people winning belts based on what's inside a suitcase ("ooh! we're unpredictable. anything can happen at TNA! And the belt has no worth, either! So why should YOU give a shit about belt changes; we'll have them happen weekly!?!")
2. Hogan, Bischoff, Flair. Little bands of wrestler contingents, trying to invoke the old NWO days at WCW. And boy, that went over well, huh?

Shit management
1. Dixie
2. Jeff Jarrett
3. Terry Taylor
4. What else is there to say? Oh, and there's this energy company run by Dixie's dad who are the primary investors. He gets pissed and threatens to withdrawal monies/support frequently.

The actual product? When did things go bad?
1.When the X-Division and guys like AJ, Angel, Joe were tossed aside for WWE distaffs. Rhino. Angle. Sting. Nash. Foley. And guess what? They all have extensive injuries and are limited in what they can do. Nothing like building on people who'll be there for the long haul.
2. The six-sided ring is red herring. Its neither good nor bad; in my world, the small squared circle that's used today is far worse than TNAs ring.
3. Florida TV studio. No charm, and it shows. And boy it did WCW a lot of good, too. I'm sorry, who goes to these shows?!? Are these locals, going to Universal Studio so they can root for Jarretts trash, or are they really tourists, walking in to watch a freakshow be filmed right in the middle of an amusement park!

What else? Jeff Jarrett. while (1) {"Jeff Jarrett"}

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Beebo, I'm officially going to call you Dean Malenko.

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Beebo wrote:
I like Dean Malenko


Technically sound, very serious. I like Dean Malenko as well.

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How to Really Make Fans End Up in an Asylum: The Open and Close of TNA


Disc 1

WCW Closes
Jeff Jarrett Needs a Way to Make Money and be a World Champion
How to Recreate 2000/2001 WCW
Bob Ryder’s Forehead
Partnership with Non-Existent NWA
Weekly Pay-Per-Views
Bad Ideas
Six Sided Ring
Commissioner Erik Watts is not as Good as a Computer
Mark Found with Tons of Family Money
Mid-Carder R Truth Becomes TNA Champion
More Bad Ideas
FOX Sports Show
Vince Russo Re-Hired
Disqualifications and Count Outs in Cage Matches as a Business Model
Impact Debuts in Front of Hundreds
Bad Ideas with No Filter
Christian Temporarily Escapes Edge’s Shadow
X-Division
Don West Works for Sandwiches
Chris Harris
Kurt Angle Eats Drugs and Goes to TNA
Blading in 97% of Matches
Jeff Jarrett Hammers Angle’s Wife While Kurt is Passed Out on Somas
Do We Call Warrior
Bad Ideas as a Business Model
Foley Marks Out for Himself Again
Samoa Joe is Kidnapped 17 Times
Rob Terry Makes Quad Cities Man Feel Funny in Trousers
Abyss on Fire
Failed Contract Negotiations with Hornswaggle
Hogan and Bischoff Arrive, TNA Does Not Have Cure for Cancer
Flair Ruins Legacy and Bleeds
Welcome to the Stage Knockouts
Jeff Hardy Climbs Cage of Meth
TNA Doesn’t Mow Lawn; Panda Energy Cuts Dixie’s Allowance
Calls to Bob Loblaw to Become Head of Creative Go Unanswered
Samoa Joe Starts Actually Kidnapping Employees
ECW Reunion
Title Changes as a Business Model
Matt Hardy
Internal Discussions on Steve McMichael
Greatest Match Ever: Murphy vs. Scott Steiner
The Shocker as a Group Symbol
Jersey Shore Cast Feels TNA Lacks Quality and Leaves
Garrett Watts
Red Faced Booking
Joseph Parks Lights Hall of Fame on Fire
McMahon Buys Panda Energy

Special Features

Negotiating with Hornswaggle
Vince Russo Beating and Humiliating Women, Children, and Dogs
A Trip to the Store with Jesse Neal: Buying Protein Powder with Food Stamps
Grooming Ken Shamrock’s Sideburns
Jarrett Family Thanksgiving

Hidden Cookie:

Ric Flair in a Wheelchair (Much like TNA, you have to work really hard to find the entertaining stuff)

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Only need a few chapters.

The sack of shit that is... Jeff Jarrett
1. Only is comfortable when booked by a modern-style booker. Like a Vince Russo.
2. Who still took his Dad through the ringer, getting financing it. 'Cause frankly, only an idiot would invest in something run by him.
3. And then throws Dad out the shitter. Face it, these guys haven't spoken since 2005 or so.

Shit booking
1. Russo, Disco, Ferrera, Borash
2. Didn't use Dutch right, and Cornette doing quality control on the scripts didn't help

Shit announcing
1. Mike Tenay? Seriously, this is like having Hub Arkush on the Bears announce team
2. Don West, Taz? One guy is QVC-style hawker, the other is Taz. Nothing against him, but he can't save you when your primary is Tenay.

Shit storylines
1. Merits its own bulletpoint, because of booking ideas dropped with no explanation, people winning belts based on what's inside a suitcase ("ooh! we're unpredictable. anything can happen at TNA! And the belt has no worth, either! So why should YOU give a shit about belt changes; we'll have them happen weekly!?!")
2. Hogan, Bischoff, Flair. Little bands of wrestler contingents, trying to invoke the old NWO days at WCW. And boy, that went over well, huh?

Shit management
1. Dixie
2. Jeff Jarrett
3. Terry Taylor
4. What else is there to say? Oh, and there's this energy company run by Dixie's dad who are the primary investors. He gets pissed and threatens to withdrawal monies/support frequently.

The actual product? When did things go bad?
1.When the X-Division and guys like AJ, Angel, Joe were tossed aside for WWE distaffs. Rhino. Angle. Sting. Nash. Foley. And guess what? They all have extensive injuries and are limited in what they can do. Nothing like building on people who'll be there for the long haul.
2. The six-sided ring is red herring. Its neither good nor bad; in my world, the small squared circle that's used today is far worse than TNAs ring.
3. Florida TV studio. No charm, and it shows. And boy it did WCW a lot of good, too. I'm sorry, who goes to these shows?!? Are these locals, going to Universal Studio so they can root for Jarretts trash, or are they really tourists, walking in to watch a freakshow be filmed right in the middle of an amusement park!

What else? Jeff Jarrett. while (1) {"Jeff Jarrett"}


all 100% correct. I don't see how Dixie doesn't get more heat from the wrestling community. I just can't understand how its good business to not pay your talent and vendors, but you re-sign the Hulkster and Bischoff for the mega-bucks. Dixie organizes and markets national fu manchu day in St Louis and tried to set a world record for most people in one location with fu manchus and Dixie is walking around with her fake stache on. This is what she is spending her time and money on? If she wants to have fun and do something, fine, but give Jimmy Wang Yang his freaking $200 first or maybe take care of the VFW's you employ who are on welfare. (yes, redundant, but screw dixie). Throwing boatloads of money at Jenna Morasca, Jeff Hardy (while in jail), Foley, Flair, 3 different people from Jersey Shore and Pac Man Jones and you can't pay Jimmy Wang Yang $200?....and I will continue to whine on behalf of Jimmy Wang Yang or any other Flying Elvi who may be owed $ by Dixie.

The more I learn about the Jarrett family, the more I'm thinking they're the most dysfunctional of all time. Oddly, even more so than the Von Erich's. Fritz' family and story was a shame, but not necessarily as shady as Jeff and Jerry. With Jerry being the son of Roy Welch (supposedly) and tons and tons of shady business dealings he's just the ultimate Tennessee Carny Con-man. he gets some credit for some of the Memphis stuff (like Lawler) but absolutely everything touch instantly gets shady. The Memphis Heat dvd outlines most all of this pretty well and with Jeff, like father like son. Some guys go off on JJ, but as long as TNA is around, a lot of guys are tight lipped about JJ and Terry Taylor. Terry Taylor is another guy who the older I get, the more stuff comes out about him. I think he holds some sort of record for most times accused of sexual harassment, one of those guys.

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Beebo wrote:
I like Dean Malenko


Technically sound, very serious. I like Dean Malenko as well.


I could never quite figure out who Beebo reminds me of. IIRC, lived in Texas, saw WCCW when it was awesome and Mid-South, got to live thru the glory years of NWA, lives in NY and follows a Chicago message board....Beebo, are you Tony Schiavone?

Wait, I take that back, you've demonstrated intelligent thought, which Schiavone is incapable of .


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Bob Ryder’s Forehead

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TNA Sucks

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This can be the new thread for all TNA Hall of Fame jokes. The material writes itself.

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How to Really Make Fans End Up in an Asylum: The Open and Close of TNA


Disc 1

WCW Closes
Jeff Jarrett Needs a Way to Make Money and be a World Champion
How to Recreate 2000/2001 WCW
Bob Ryder’s Forehead
Partnership with Non-Existent NWA
Weekly Pay-Per-Views
Bad Ideas
Six Sided Ring
Commissioner Erik Watts is not as Good as a Computer
Mark Found with Tons of Family Money
Mid-Carder R Truth Becomes TNA Champion
More Bad Ideas
FOX Sports Show
Vince Russo Re-Hired
Disqualifications and Count Outs in Cage Matches as a Business Model
Impact Debuts in Front of Hundreds
Bad Ideas with No Filter
Christian Temporarily Escapes Edge’s Shadow
X-Division
Don West Works for Sandwiches
Chris Harris
Kurt Angle Eats Drugs and Goes to TNA
Blading in 97% of Matches
Jeff Jarrett Hammers Angle’s Wife While Kurt is Passed Out on Somas
Do We Call Warrior
Bad Ideas as a Business Model
Foley Marks Out for Himself Again
Samoa Joe is Kidnapped 17 Times
Rob Terry Makes Quad Cities Man Feel Funny in Trousers
Abyss on Fire
Failed Contract Negotiations with Hornswaggle
Hogan and Bischoff Arrive, TNA Does Not Have Cure for Cancer
Flair Ruins Legacy and Bleeds
Welcome to the Stage Knockouts
Jeff Hardy Climbs Cage of Meth
TNA Doesn’t Mow Lawn; Panda Energy Cuts Dixie’s Allowance
Calls to Bob Loblaw to Become Head of Creative Go Unanswered
Samoa Joe Starts Actually Kidnapping Employees
ECW Reunion
Title Changes as a Business Model
Matt Hardy
Internal Discussions on Steve McMichael
Greatest Match Ever: Murphy vs. Scott Steiner
The Shocker as a Group Symbol
Jersey Shore Cast Feels TNA Lacks Quality and Leaves
Garrett Watts
Red Faced Booking
Joseph Parks Lights Hall of Fame on Fire
Aces and Eights
Re-Booking WCW as a Business Model
Darren Drozdov Joins the Front Office
D-Lo Brown Fired
McMahon Buys Panda Energy

Special Features

Negotiating with Hornswaggle
Vince Russo Beating and Humiliating Women, Children, and Dogs
A Trip to the Store with Jesse Neal: Buying Protein Powder with Food Stamps
Grooming Ken Shamrock’s Sideburns
Jarrett Family Thanksgiving

Hidden Cookie:

Ric Flair in a Wheelchair (Much like TNA, you have to work really hard to find the entertaining stuff)

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I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.


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