Here you go RFDC

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Monday: RH Marco Estrada (0-0, 7.20 ERA) vs. RH Edwin Jackson (0-1, 3.60).
Tuesday: RH Wily Peralta (0-1, 6.75) vs. LH Travis Wood (1-0, 0.00)
Wednesday: RH Kyle Lohse (0-0 1.50) vs. RH Scott Feldman (0-1, 7.71)

Cubs win home opener lose next 2.

Can Jackson get out of the first?

I almost never concern myself with the day to day garbage that is this team but if fucking Valbuena would have started the DP instead of throwing home they would have been out of it 5 batters earlier.

Damn....I missed the top of the first. At least Aoki just hit the shit out of that ball to give me an idea of what happened.

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Aoki is hotter than hell, he had 4 hits yesterday and already 2 today.

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Wellington beefs one into the basket.

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Gotta love those wind blowing out days

Gomez thought he had that about 5 feet in front of the track

I don't get what the hell is rattling, if anything, in Sveums's noggin. Lillibridge should not be playing in front of Gonzalez. He adds absolutely fucking nothing.

I don't like to see that kind of mental approach to baserunning Castro just took. Run hard out of the box and look at the 3rd base coach already.

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Another hit

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Estrada has gotten the benefit of a number of pitches called strikes that were low or otherwise out of the zone, while Jackson has not gotten the borderline calls. I have to assume the umpire just won't give the calls to Jackson due to his lack of command. Estrada has stayed in/close to where the catcher sets up, so he gets the calls. Frustrating when you see where the pitches are on TV though.

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Go Cubs!!!!

I was unaware Candy Maldanado was still playing.

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Lillibridge further proving a FedEx uniform suits him better than a baseball one. He is brutal.

Yikes, this offense is a damn disaster. Castro and Castillo are the only people earning their paychecks.

Anytime Rizzo wants to contribute in 2013 would be very welcome.

A befuddled Ernie Banks asking Len if he was @ Marquette at the same time as D Wade

Deshaies wondering if a piece of deep dish pizza was French toast

The "Sheffield Dip", gluten free & vegetarian dishes being promoted

No outfielder being able to comfortably play a fly ball

Peggy Lee music....

Welcome to Cubbie games?

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The season is just one week old and I already can not stomach the Cubs anymore. I tried, but guys are still playing BAD baseball. I can handle the losses if the guys are playing the right way. They are still blowing leads by walking batters and not working the count at the plate.

Someone give me a reason to watch. Self torture is not a reason.

If the Cubs had a jumbotron, they would be winning

Marmol is back!

Man, I was hoping this season would be a least a little better than last and they wouldn't spiral out of control in the first week.

Too much to hope for I guess.

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Git on back there.

Rizzo continues to believe his decision to not show up 2013 is a sound one.

0-4, .160 avg, .250 obp

Wish they still had Gorzelanny.

Sappelt up to kill the rally.

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This game is an instant classic.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

cubs are going to win this one

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Hell no. They will get just close enough to make the fans think there is a chance and then there will be a game ending double play.

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No.

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Those poor deluded cheering fools.

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Bases loaded, one out, and this asshole is swinging for the fences and strikes out. Then, asshole #2 comes up and is trying to hit a home run.

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sorry for your loss

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