this is a comedian fb friend. i used to see him at riddles open mic, and he was all about his look for sure. his comedy was up and down. he had a few good pieces. i guess he moved to LA and now he is what i call a "FB Big Shot". Someone who is not famous but promotes themselves like they are...the only thing is, self promotion on FB is really useless because these are already supposedly your friends.

so like i said in the other thread, this is just bragging for bragging sake. we've all done it once in a while.

this guy does it every single day, i think. here's the latest.

Go check out my broheimer Russell Hicks kill it tonight at HOLY FUCK. (Free Comedy.) Oh yeah, some guy named Marc Maron is going to be there too.

and

Apparently when I am pissed off my comedy comes out more focused. I need the rug pulled from under me more often.

Hack

Terrible. Not funny. Can tell just by those two updates.

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Its the "Oh yeah, some guy..." line that tells you all you need to know

There are funny ways to phrase that. He went with the straight forward awful one.

This isnt miserable but its pretty self serving and braggy

So today I decided I was gonna have lunch at Panera Bread in Chicago Ridge Mall, not the safest mall around nowadays. I usually go there 3 times a week for lunch. As I was sitting there enjoying my chopped Cobb salad I was people watching as I usually do. I looked to my left in the booth and found a purse. After about 10 minutes of nobody returning to the purse I thought to my self that I must be on a candid tv show. A "Would you do the right thing" kinda show. Being at Chicago ridge mall I knew if I left it somebody less honest than my self would take the purse and walk out with it. At that point I grabbed the purse and went through it to see if I could find any information to return it to its rightful owner. I did, along with about $600, credit cards, blank checks, and Keys. I finally found a piece of paper with a few contact on it and began calling around. I set up a location that I can meet the rightful owner to return her belongings. Boy am I glad I did. Sitting at Walgreens, a light blue Chrystler Seabring pulled up and an 85 year old women got out on her walker with the biggest smile on her face. She put her walker aside and gave me the biggest hug imaginable. Moral of the story, if its not yours return it. Your grandparents are at that age, and eventually your parent will be there too. How would u feel if somebody screwed them over?


676 LIKES with comments like "That made me cry" "You are such a good person"


Didnt realize NOT stealing (partially because you are afraid of being on a reality show) was so heroic.

chicago ridge mall isn't "safe" ?

Its become a less safe, that's for sure

Scumbag hangout. Few Shootings.

And the Sbarro's there sucks.

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Sbarro sucks everywhere.

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I took an eternal bet with myself to see who'd be first with that inaccurate response.

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I will smack you upside the head with a terrible stromboli.

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One CSFMBer liked the status and now another one shared it saying "Awesome"


We have really lowered the bar for "heroic" and "awesome"

"hilarious"
"awesome"
"great"

Louis C.K. does a really good bit on people's misuse of words like this.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Anytime I'm downtown or at a mall I make sure to get a slice of Sbarro's...or a Philly Steak from Great Steak and Potato.

RPB, are you Facebook friends with NSJ?

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Three way

Hi Spark.

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This coffee is terrible...

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I'm having trouble focusing today in general.

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Can't wait for this week to be over...

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Hi guys

Long week. Ugh.

I got a case of the Wednesdays

Same here.

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The weather doesnt help

Ain't that the truth

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An artist might love this weather, a sculptor maybe.

Not me though

Honestly, I haven't been on Facebook in like three months.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Lot of boners on there

You should log in more often. I go for the unintentional comedy.

I rarely post anything...

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Me either.

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