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Is he H TO THE IZZO, M TO THE IZZO?
For shizzle you greasy, the posting version of CRISCO
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I love Redskin Greg, but I dont know where the term Butt Hurt came from and I think its gayer than Magic Johnson's son


you motherfucker I had that one all saved up ready to be unleashed on the board to a symphony of smilies.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
I love Redskin Greg, but I dont know where the term Butt Hurt came from and I think its gayer than Magic Johnson's son


you motherfucker I had that one all saved up ready to be unleashed on the board to a symphony of smilies.



So you're saying that you're upset you won't be able to pull that one out of your ass?

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Who predicted that one?

1. One of the 50 greatest players
2. 5 time NBA Champion
3. 3 time league MVP
4. 3 time Finals MVP
5. Son is a flaming homosexual


not sure if serious...
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It's a hell of a portfolio Magic has put together. I didn't even mention da HIVs either.


or his obvious bisexuality

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Don Tiny wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
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I love Redskin Greg, but I dont know where the term Butt Hurt came from and I think its gayer than Magic Johnson's son


you motherfucker I had that one all saved up ready to be unleashed on the board to a symphony of smilies.



So you're saying that you're upset you won't be able to pull that one out of your ass?


I think he'll find something up there though.

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Don Tiny wrote:
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I love Redskin Greg, but I dont know where the term Butt Hurt came from and I think its gayer than Magic Johnson's son


you motherfucker I had that one all saved up ready to be unleashed on the board to a symphony of smilies.



So you're saying that you're upset you won't be able to pull that one out of your ass?


I got the old "what for" from the MD this week so you'll excuse me if I'm a little sensitve to this kind of humor

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Come on!

You gotta be more specific!
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Seacrest wrote:
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I love Redskin Greg, but I dont know where the term Butt Hurt came from and I think its gayer than Magic Johnson's son


you motherfucker I had that one all saved up ready to be unleashed on the board to a symphony of smilies.



So you're saying that you're upset you won't be able to pull that one out of your ass?


I think he'll find something up there though.

Yes, but I doubt the findings will be MAGIC or MAGIC related
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or his obvious bisexuality

Obvious? I don't think it's that obvious that Magic may or may not be a switch hitter. There have been things suggested over the years and of course there's the thing about kissing Isiah (great movie), but what makes his bisexuality obvious?

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Come on!

You gotta be more specific!


Not you. SumGui

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I am here to help redskingreg with thread titles.

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I love Redskin Greg, but I dont know where the term Butt Hurt came from and I think its gayer than Magic Johnson's son


you motherfucker I had that one all saved up ready to be unleashed on the board to a symphony of smilies.



So you're saying that you're upset you won't be able to pull that one out of your ass?


I think he'll find something up there though.

rogers park bryan wrote:
Yes, but I doubt the findings will be MAGIC or MAGIC related



IT's GD. Everything he says or does is MAGICAL. Just ask him.

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good dolphin wrote:
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I love Redskin Greg, but I dont know where the term Butt Hurt came from and I think its gayer than Magic Johnson's son


you motherfucker I had that one all saved up ready to be unleashed on the board to a symphony of smilies.



So you're saying that you're upset you won't be able to pull that one out of your ass?


I got the old "what for" from the MD this week so you'll excuse me if I'm a little sensitve to this kind of humor


I thought he was banned for too many "What's your favorite grocery store" threads.

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kissing Isiah (great movie)


That's the one where she shows her tatas to Face Off and gets banged by that mentaly challnged fellow on the couch, right?

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or his obvious bisexuality

Obvious? I don't think it's that obvious

Yeah, I have a hard time seeing him with a woman
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Come on!

You gotta be more specific!


Not you. SumGui

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I thought it was solid considering the fact that I worked legumes into it.

I give it a...........9/10.
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rogers park bryan
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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kissing Isiah (great movie)


That's the one where she shows her tata's to Face Off and gets banged by that mentaly challnged fellow on the couch, right?

No, you're thinking of Schinlder's list
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kissing Isiah (great movie)


That's the one where she shows her tatas to Face Off and gets banged by that mentaly challnged fellow on the couch, right?


Also known as my life story :(

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or his obvious bisexuality

Obvious? I don't think it's that obvious

Yeah, I have a hard time seeing him with a woman


I'm imagining him with a woman right now. It's pretty hot. Goin' in raw, btw....

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now I've read the thread. No less an authority than one Terry Boers told me at a remote that Magic, in his words, "shot at both baskets". Apropos of nothing at the time, but hey, thought I'd put it out there.

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my doc says no rectal probing necessary until age 45. Maybe I'm just going to the wrong doctor.

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kissing Isiah (great movie)


That's the one where she shows her tatas to Face Off and gets banged by that mentaly challnged fellow on the couch, right?

Halle Berry went through that showing the tatas phase like she was trying to become the next Pam Grier.

Finding out Pam Grier dated Richard Pryor kinda ruined her for me.

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my doc says no rectal probing necessary until age 45. Maybe I'm just going to the wrong doctor.


Colon cancer runs rampant in my family, so I will need to have some anus exploration performed much earlier than others.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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or his obvious bisexuality

Obvious? I don't think it's that obvious

Yeah, I have a hard time seeing him with a woman


I'm imagining him with a woman right now. It's pretty hot. Goin' in raw, btw....

With that Big Magic Smile!!

Gotta be awkward with Larry Bird standing next to him though
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Finding out Pam Grier dated Richard Pryor kinda ruined her for me.


Ya think she may have a wang?

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now I've read the thread. No less an authority than one Terry Boers told me at a remote that Magic, in his words, "shot at both baskets". Apropos of nothing at the time, but hey, thought I'd put it out there.

I just think he meant that Magic liked to sometimes water the front lawn, and sometimes the back yard.

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