A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

GOOD NITE FOLKS!

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GO BEARS!!!

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LOL X 100! That's a keeper.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

ouch!

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A woman had been in a coma for many years, and everyday, when the nurse comes in to bathe her, she notices slight changes in her vital stats whenever she washes near her crotch. So the nurse fetches the woman's husband and says, "I think a little oral sex is all your wife needs to come out of this coma." The husband nods and asks for a little privacy. The nurse leaves, but after a few minutes she hears a horrible clatter followed by the woman flat-lining. The nurse runs in and yells, "What the hell happened?" The husband replied, "I don't know! I think she choked!"

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

A young nurse at an old peoples home walks in on a young intern giving it to granny in the ass.

She screams out: "You can't do that"

The intern yells back: "Relax,she just flatlined 5 minutes ago"

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Ugie quickly breaking out his book of racist jokes...

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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A nurse had been so busy all day that she had not had time to eat anything, not even a snack. She then noticed that an elderly patient had a bowl full of peanuts next to the bed. Since the patient was sleep, the nurse figured she could eat the peanuts and replace them later.

An hour later, the elderly patient has awakened, noticing that the peanuts are now gone. "Do you know what happened to my bowl of peanuts?", the patient said.

"I'm sorry", the nurse said, "but I ate the peanuts and had planned to replace them before you woke up."

"That's ok", the patient replied. "I had already sucked the chocolate off of them".

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Was that a poop joke?

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