There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

So you call it The Cell because of Jennifer Lopez?

I'm confused.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Her ass reminds him of Juan Uribe's.

Speaking of Uribe, he smacked a homer last night in the Dodgers' win over the Padres.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

But you do, because you wouldn't call it the Cell if not for U.S. Cellular having bought the naming rights, unless you're positing that it would have occurred to you independent of that transaction.

I think even more than corporate naming rights, I hate the exhortations to call it some nickname based on the corporation. "From now on, this is Minute Maid Park, but we're hoping fans will call it 'The Juice Box.'" Get fucked.

First thing's first.

IT'S PROGRESSIVE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's out of my system, the Sox come to the Mistake by the Lake losers of their last 3 after getting swept by the 2013 World Series Champs. The Indians are pretty terrible, too.

Tonight: Quintana (0-0, 11.25) vs Masterson (2-0, 0.69)
Tomorrow: Sale (1-0, 1.84) vs McAllister (0-1, 3.00)
Sunday: Peavy (1-1, 5.56) vs Myers (0-1, 12.19)

Coop is still out with a colon.

Sox take 2

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

I'm gonna try and catch a game or two there this year.

The impending son in law is from Cleveland.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The impending son in law is from Cleveland.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Whole lotta bullying going on. And I'm not involved in any of it.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

I rarely troll.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Love watching my Cardinals at Not So Busch Stadium.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Hank Scorpio does not like that stadium...

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

2 pages before a pitch is thrown!

The lineup is in for the first of 3. Here's how the White Sox will lineup vs. the Indians' Justin Masterson:

30 Alejandro De Aza CF (L)
7 Jeff Keppinger 2B (R)
51 Alex Rios RF (R)
32 Adam Dunn 1B (L)
14 Paul Konerko DH (R)
24 Dayan Viciedo LF (R)
12 Conor Gillaspie 3B (L)
10 Alexei Ramirez SS (R)
38 Hector Gimenez C (S)

Lefty Jose Quintana does the chucking for the White Sox, hoping to win their first game on this 10 game road trip and end a 3 game losing streak this eve in Cleveland.

As for the Indians vs. Quintana:

24 Michael Bourn CF (L)
13 Asdrubal Cabrera SS (S)
22 Jason Kipnis 2B (L)
33 Nick Swisher 1B (S)
12 Mark Reynolds DH (R)
23 Michael Brantley LF (L)
10 Yan Gomes C (R)
8 Lonnie Chisenhall 3B (L)
11 Drew Stubbs RF (R)

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

We are a week and a half into a season with low expectations.

Simmer down.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.