SHARK wrote:
WOW!
Helen: Poor Marvin Kessler, he went too early.
Jerry: He was 96 years old.
Morty: That had nothing to do with it, the man was out of shape.
Helen: That's why we joined a program. We walk once around the block three times a week.
Morty: And every morning I eat a plum.
Jerry: Well, what ever you do, you're wearing me out.
Helen: What about you?
Morty: Yeah, looks like you're getting a little spare tire there, tiger.
Jerry: Really?
Kramer: Hey, Seinfelds!
Morty: Hey, Mr. Kramer!
Kramer: How long are you staying?
Helen: We just came down for a funeral.
Kramer: Oh yeah, yeah I heard, Marvin Kessler. Boy, that makes you think. If he could go...
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
It's more fun to be a victim
Caller Bob wrote:
There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.