And one more:

Don't forget racing fans (and jackref), Nascar Raceday is already underway on Speed!


BREAKING NEWS:

Bob Pockrass ‏@bobpockrass 3m
Bobby Hutchens said Bobby Labonte likely will get out at first caution because of flu. Mike Bliss to get in for him.





And this just in, Karl Malone is in the house and holding our Danica!

:lol:

I KNEW you'd like that!

Watching "The Alamo" (great pre-Texas race movie despite knowing how it ends!), drinking beer and counting down to race time!!



Last year at Texas was my first (and only, so far) NASCAR race, and it was so freaking awesome!!! Had hoped to be there tonight, but it didn't work out. I have to say though, that once the NRA got the naming rights to tonight's race, I felt very uncomfortable about the idea of just being there. I know the race winner always receives pistols, but I'm just icked out by the whole thing, and as a 6th generation Texan, that confuses me.

Anyways...ready to be under the lights with y'all tonight!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREW YOU AJENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm declaring a victory without research.

Why did the Mexicans have only 2,000 men at the Alamo?

Nascar inspectors are currently tearing apart the rear end housing on both Logano and Keselowski.

#PenskeCheatsHendrickDoesnt

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

Is this a joke? I don't know...why??

I'm declaring a victory without research.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

Minutes from race time and there are assloads of people all over the track - why?

I'm declaring a victory without research.

Contest winners and VIP's. They will clear the pit road after the invocation and National Anthem.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Let's go Johnson!

Johnson sucks!

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

If the crowd broke out into Fandango song that would be epic

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Shouldn't they do that alot earlier? I mean don't the drivers want more time with their pit crew and chief to talk last minute strategy or to just focus on driving?

I'm declaring a victory without research.

She's no Taylor Swift, I'll tell ya that much.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

This is gonna be a long Log. Who the heck let this guy know about us?

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

I'll take Montoya if nobody has him.

If somebody already does, I'll stick with Biffle.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

There's Ajent's guy, STILL trying to clear tech!!!!

I'm declaring a victory without research.

I wouldn't give up on the season quite yet Doc. It's only week 7.