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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:45 pm 
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So I know my ear is untrained, but these announcers sound like they are just making shit up constantly.

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So I know my ear is untrained, but these announcers sound like they are just making shit up constantly.



I am.


We know. We just indulge you.

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These cars just keep going around and around and around and around... and around.

Easier for the cameras and fans to follow them as opposed to driving 500 miles in a straight line.


That makes some sense.

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So I know my ear is untrained, but these announcers sound like they are just making shit up constantly.


Green flag pit stops!!

Only Hawk harrelson is paid to be silent...

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:51 pm 
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Lap 200.

New leader Martin Truex.

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Green flag stops and everybody is in taking environmentally friendly, more efficient and effective, and better smelling SIMICO Fuel.

Back to you don.......

Thanks KS, the drivers have gone 300 miles of the 500 miles scheduled distance. Expect a couple more pitstops for fuel by the end of the race.

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Talladega three weeks away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lap 210 No. 93 reporting debris in Turns 3 and 4.

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CAuTION!!!!!!


I have been at the bar and now have smoked.


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Any sinico fuel?


That fuel comes with a 14,000 word instruction manual, with references to obscure DJ music and hip hop nobody ever heard of. It also is available in Canada, pumped at your full-service station by Vladimir Guerrero.

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Darrell Waltrip getting tongue tied trying not to curse! :lol: :lol:

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CAuTION!!!!!!


I have been at the bar and now have smoked.


:bounce:

Any sinico fuel?


That fuel comes with a 14,000 word instruction manual, with references to obscure DJ music and hip hop nobody ever heard of. It also is available in Canada, pumped at your full-service station by Vladimir Guerrero.

Spot on!! :lol: :lol:

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Count me in for being under the green (the most greenest of beautiful green)!

Late reporting, I know... :oops:

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Caution!!!

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Lucky dog Ryan Newman will give us 19 cars on the lead lap when we go back to green.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:09 pm 
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Gordon and Truex Jr. will lead them off on the restart.

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106 laps to go.

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I'm fading here guys - I just am not finding this really interesting. Sorry. :oops:

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:11 pm 
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I'm fading here guys - I just am not finding this really interesting. Sorry. :oops:

Tune back in in 50 minutes at the end of the race.

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When is someone going to deploy their smokescreen or oil slick to take out the drivers behind him?

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I am definitely under the green!



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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:17 pm 
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When is someone going to deploy their smokescreen or oil slick to take out the drivers behind him?

They can blow their motor to do that. It will end their race though. :(

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:21 pm 
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This is a Clydesdale Ad Alert!

This is not a test!! :( :( :(

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only one :cry: for the short version!

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I'm fading here guys - I just am not finding this really interesting. Sorry. :oops:


Come on, jackref...you can do it!!! I'm sure Keeping Score will keep your attention tonight! :wink:

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80 laps to go.

Truex 2.3 second lead on Kyle B, Gordon, Kenseth, and 7-time Top 5.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:29 pm 
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Final green flag stops about to start.

Truex Jr. leads Kyle B by 3.5 seconds, Gordon by 5 seconds, Kenseth by 6, and 7-time by 7.5 seconds.

19 cars on the lead lap.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:31 pm 
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I need another caution. Smokey break. 8)

Yeah. I know. Me too. :D

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Stay strong, KS. You can hold out.


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Stay strong, KS. You can hold out.

GREEN flag pit stops underway.

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