Go back to sleep.

First, I take off my CPAP mask.
Then, I usually always piss next.
Next, depending on what time I get up, I either come downstairs to read the news/book or help make breakfast for the kid.
I shower, dress and go to work.

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This is very Mini-Ditka of you.

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hit snooze button.

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I do it 2 or 3 times. I set the alarm a 1/2 hr. before I have to get up. I can't pop out of bed right away.

I don't think it was Jeffro. If bf told him to cut it out, he would just let it go. He doesn't seem like the type to go too far.

take a piss,then get out of bed.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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I check and see how long until the alarm goes off.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

yes, at least 3 times. this morning it was 5.

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@audioidkid

Pull the goalie

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

- Check CSFMB
- Take a shit
- Take a shower
- Brush teeth
- Eat breakfast

Make coffee

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Breathe

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Hey, i'm not actually serious with all this powder talk

but uhh, back when i was younger i was a McDonald's straw guy (angle cut the tip) or if you must use a bill, any fresh one is fine... never had an issue usually finding a 20 or whatever. The hondo is baller, but if you have company, some asshat invariably cuffs it which can potentially lead to some interesting stimulant-fueled rage situations..

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After hitting the snooze, get out of bed and pee.

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#1 kinda leads to the other three, doesn't it?

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Piss and then straight to the shower.

I dont understand the snooze button. Set your alarm for the maximum amount of sleep and then wake up and get out of bed. Why spend the last 30 mins having interrupted sleep?

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Ha! We always got the giant Wendy's straws, called them the "Howitzers." I never really liked using a bill if I had the choice, I didn't like other people putting it up their noses. Or I would have my own bill and it would, sometimes, be covered in blood....next morning I would go into a food joint and pull that bill out with the edge covered in my blood.....the look on the cashiers face was always great.

Is that code for something?

Anyway, I get out of bed, put on my slippers. I shuffle into the bathroom, take a piss. Then I warsh my hands & brush my teeth. I go back to my room, if I'm wearing pajamas, I remove said items. Then I put some powder on my feet. I then put on my pants, one leg @ a time. I put on a shirt, one that is occasionally a little too tight, due to me putting on a little weight. Then I put on my shoes. I clip my ID onto my belt loop, put my wallet & phone in my pockets. I grab a pop/water from the fridge & my "spill-proof" cup & put them in my bag. I put on my jacket & a cap & leave the house.

Bagman needs to add this emoticon.

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Good idea.

BagMan, get on that shit!

Those straws...man. I remember running out of coke one night or morning or whatever and I was searching for a razor blade of some sort and thought I would have one under my bed (this was in college)...I root around and find about 7-8 of those straws, cut in 1/3's sitting on my Chiefs picture frame. Guess what! They were still loaded with dried out coke. So, like 2am warrior, I cut them open and scraped everything out. The party was able to continue for just a bit longer.

1) Verify I am actually awake
2) Curse God for not killing me in my sleep
3) warm cup of coffee in micro.
4) fix rest of breakfast
5)Check news
6)Check internet games

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Les

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Well, somebody has to do Les.

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Easily the most disturbing thing I've read on the internet this month, thank you.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

That means Mulli & Hanley get sloppy seconds?

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Has enough time passed for me to add #7?

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This is my signature...

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You want to die?