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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:11 pm 
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Thoughts and prayers don't mean anything.

Give money instead.

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Thoughts and prayers don't mean anything.

Give money instead.

Oh boy


10 pages?

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Thoughts and prayers don't mean anything.

Give money instead.

Oh boy

Great, now he's ripping off my Tweets from yesterday.


Thoughts and Prayers dont seem to make much of a difference in the aftermath of tragedies.


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Thoughts and prayers don't mean anything.

Give money instead.

Oh boy


10 pages?

Fingers crossed...

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:13 pm 
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I hate it when these guys sit here and tell me what to tell my kids. Fuck you!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:16 pm 
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Thoughts and prayers don't mean anything.

Give money instead.

Oh boy

His point sort of makes sense. But he always has this need to convey it in a super toolbag assfucker way.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:17 pm 
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Kirkwood wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Thoughts and prayers don't mean anything.

Give money instead.

Oh boy

His point sort of makes sense. But he always has this need to convey it in a super toolbag assfucker way.


That's what made me groan.

Even when he's right, he's a cuntswab about it.

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I thought I heard these 2 goofs suggest donating blood in times of crisis like this...


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Start the Cuntswab Draft!

that is now my new favorite word, thanks!


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Money is expensive, thoughts and prayers are free.

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What tests did Boers have yesterday? Hopefully he's OK.


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Don't give thoughts and prayers.
Don't give money.
Don't give blood.
Tell jokes!!!

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Thoughts and prayers don't mean anything.

Give money instead.

Oh boy

His point sort of makes sense. But he always has this need to convey it in a super toolbag assfucker way.


That's what made me groan.

Even when he's right, he's a cuntswab about it.

Both of you guys are correct.

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Start the Cuntswab Draft!

that is now my new favorite word, thanks!


All credit to Hank Scorpio for instilling that word into my consciousness.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:23 pm 
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Kirkwood wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Thoughts and prayers don't mean anything.

Give money instead.

Oh boy

His point sort of makes sense. But he always has this need to convey it in a super toolbag assfucker way.

It makes perfect sense. But I'm certain that people are stepping up to help in some quantifiable way. People always do. It's funny how the people sharing thoughts and prayers are rather loud while the people making donations are rather quiet.

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Without a thought or a prayer (which is thought), why give hard earned money?

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Will he be sent packin' on "Dancing with the Stars" tonight?


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Doctors are the only people who can actually help anyway.

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I hate it when these guys sit here and tell me what to tell my kids. Fuck you!


Setting: Dr. Ken's upstairs kitchen
Time: Last Night


Dr. Ken: Children, I'm your father, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Children: Can we see some identification?

Dr. Ken: No. Dan Bernstein has something he'd like for me to talk with you about.

Children: Does Dan Bernstein have a college education?

Dr. Ken: I believe so. Duke.

Children: OK. I guess that is sufficient. Continue.

Dr. Ken: You may have heard about a tragedy today.

Children: We did. But, I'm certain gold prices will rebound.

Dr. Ken: No, no, the other one. There was a, now don't get worried here, there was an incident at a marathon today. Many people were injured.

Children: AAAHHH!! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS!!?!??

Dr. Ken: Because Dan Bernstein told me to.

Children: Oh. Continue.

Dr. Ken: The government might be bugging our phones and looking into your investments. So, get that shit shredded and cleaned up.

Children: Is it Krazy Ivan again?

Dr. Ken: That's not important.

Children: Our thoughts and pray...

Dr. Ken: Shut up.

Children: Are we allowed to make jokes to ease our tension?

Dr. Ken: I have to check with Dan Bernstein. But, I doubt it, unless you do it through a fake twitter profile, then you're probably good. Alright, good talk, guys.

Children: Same to you, Dr. Dad. We should get together again.

Dr. Ken: It could happen.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:34 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I did start :lol: when I heard Dan say "But did you see the doctors." Not making light of the situation at all, but of course lil' Danny brings it back to the Very Smart Doctors.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Thoughts and prayers don't mean anything.

Give money instead.

Oh boy

His point sort of makes sense. But he always has this need to convey it in a super toolbag assfucker way.

It makes perfect sense. But I'm certain that people are stepping up to help in some quantifiable way. People always do. It's funny how the people sharing thoughts and prayers are rather loud while the people making donations are rather quiet.

Yea, that's exactly what I mean. What if the broadcaster can't accurately or thoughtfully express their feelings on air? Or what if they don't feel comfortable or think a baseball/hockey/basketball broadcast is the appropriate forum? So they should totally ignore acknowledging the incident? Yes, "thoughts and prayers" has become boilerplate but to act offended and be a condescending shithead is unwarranted. As usual, he lacks tact and nuance.


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:lol: Very good.

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I think it's always a good idea to extrapolate how a full baseball season will go based on 3 weeks.

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SHARK wrote:
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Will he be sent packin' on "Dancing with the Stars" tonight?

SHARK, some blame him for Phil Hartman's death.

Apparently, he got Hartman's wife taking drugs again.

So, yes, I hope he is voted off Dancing with the Stars on ABC


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I think it's always a good idea to extrapolate how a full baseball season will go based on 3 weeks.

http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=77412

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I made sure to talk to my buddy who lives in Boston yesterday. I sent positive gchat messages his way. Are gchat messages > thoughts/prayers? I'll hang up and listen for my answer.

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SHARK, some blame him for Phil Hartman's death.

Apparently, he got Hartman's wife taking drugs again.

So, yes, I hope he is voted off Dancing with the Stars on ABC


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