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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:41 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Children: Our thoughts and pray...

Dr. Ken: Shut up.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:41 pm

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I tried to talk to my 4 week old daughter about the tragedy and she let out a loud poop. I guess it was too scary for her. I then hugged her and she started crying. This was the worst advice ever, thanks Dan.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:43 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

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There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:43 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

oak forest blarney wrote:

Start the Cuntswab Draft!

Once in a generation Franchise Cuntswab

Will he be sent packin' on "Dancing with the Stars" tonight?

SHARK, some blame him for Phil Hartman's death.

Apparently, he got Hartman's wife taking drugs again.

So, yes, I hope he is voted off Dancing with the Stars on ABC

I thought Phil Hartman committed suicide and also murdered his wife in the process. Andy Dick may have co-starred on "NewsRadio" with Phil & now UFC commentator Joe Rogan, but Andy can't stay out of trouble.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:44 pm

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SHARK wrote:

I thought Phil Hartman committed suicide and also murdered his wife in the process.

You should go give that story a once over, SHARK...

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redskingreg

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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:44 pm

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Thoughts and prayers go out to Phil Hartman's family.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:45 pm

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SHARK wrote:

I thought Phil Hartman committed suicide and also murdered his wife in the process.

Wait.

Switch that.

On we go.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:46 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Thoughts and prayers go out to Phil Hartman's family.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:46 pm

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SHARK wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

You have that backwards SHARK

His wife killed him in his sleep, and then committed suicide

Apparently she was a cleaned up drug addict until Andy Dick got her back on the drugs and she spun out of control.

Thats all just hearsay though

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KDdidit

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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:47 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Thoughts and prayers go out to Phil Hartman's family.

I just heard this on NewsRadio :shock:

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cluv8484

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:49 pm

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Did I miss out on the "Bully" avatar party? Whaaaa happpppaneeddd?....aka why?

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SHARK

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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:49 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Thanks, RP. I stand corrected.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:51 pm

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cluv8484 wrote:

Did I miss out on the "Bully" avatar party? Whaaaa happpppaneeddd?....aka why?

We embraced the hate.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:51 pm

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SHARK wrote:

I thought Phil Hartman committed suicide and also murdered his wife in the process.

What?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:52 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Thoughts and prayers go out to Phil Hartman's family.

I just heard this on NewsRadio :shock:

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:53 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

I thought Phil Hartman committed suicide and also murdered his wife in the process.

What?

It's already been explained, Cairo...

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:53 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

I thought Phil Hartman committed suicide and also murdered his wife in the process.

What?

He told his wife to stand behind him and then shot himself in the mouth. Don't you remember that?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:54 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

I thought Phil Hartman committed suicide and also murdered his wife in the process.

What?

It's already been explained, Cairo...

You mad at me today?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:55 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

You mad at me today?

Not even a little. Why?

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:56 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

I thought Phil Hartman committed suicide and also murdered his wife in the process.

What?

He told his wife to stand behind him and then shot himself in the mouth. Don't you remember that?

He knew he had no chance in court if murdered her without killing himself as well. His attorney? The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:56 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

You mad at me today?

Not even a little. Why?

Sorry. I'm just kinda touchy because of that other thread. I admittedly got a little annoyed. Not with you, but in general. I'm literally on Edge right now.

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cluv8484

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:57 pm

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:58 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'm literally on Edge right now.

low hangin' fruit

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:59 pm

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That was a 5" putt.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:59 pm

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I can't pray. I can't joke. I don't have money. What am I supposed to do?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:00 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

I thought Phil Hartman committed suicide and also murdered his wife in the process.

What?

He told his wife to stand behind him and then shot himself in the mouth. Don't you remember that?

He knew he had no chance in court if murdered her without killing himself as well. His attorney? The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.

I dont understand your FAX machines. Did tiny demons climb in and type it up? I cant say

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:01 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I can't pray. I can't joke. I don't have money. What am I supposed to do?

WATCH. THE. LINE. PLAY.

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Martin_D

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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:12 pm

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I used to like Sabrmetrics until Danny started using them.

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cluv8484

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:14 pm

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Martin_D wrote:

I used to like Sabrmetrics until Danny started using them.

Don't you mean "Satanmetrics"

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 4/16: Don't Give Thoughts and Prayer, Give Money

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:16 pm

You know, if you are going to rely on some "new" statistics to analyze something, don't you need to know EXACTLY how they are calculated to truly understand if they are relevant?

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