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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:25 pm

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I was yepping his opinion on comedy

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:26 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

I hope I didn't come off as trying to tell somebody how to behave/feel in a time of tragedy. That wasn't my intention if I did.

I'm sure I've made ill timed jokes before. Probably will again down the road. I was just sharing my thoughts...

No, fuck that. I think it's very clear that you were simply giving your opinion on the matter, just like everyone else in this thread. Kill that apology shit.

WE HAVE FOUND IT! KID CAIRO AND I AGREE!

You stated your opinion and clearly believe the humor is inappropriate even though you may do it yourself on occasion. No apologies.

I'd love to see an example of my inappropriate humor. You're starting to sound like that other guy.

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Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:27 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

No, fuck that. I think it's very clear that you were simply giving your opinion on the matter, just like everyone else in this thread. Kill that apology shit.

WE HAVE FOUND IT! KID CAIRO AND I AGREE!

You stated your opinion and clearly believe the humor is inappropriate even though you may do it yourself on occasion. No apologies.

I'd love to see an example of my inappropriate humor. You're starting to sound like that other guy.

I think that was in response to Ivan saying he's made tasteless jokes.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:27 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

No, fuck that. I think it's very clear that you were simply giving your opinion on the matter, just like everyone else in this thread. Kill that apology shit.

WE HAVE FOUND IT! KID CAIRO AND I AGREE!

You stated your opinion and clearly believe the humor is inappropriate even though you may do it yourself on occasion. No apologies.

I'd love to see an example of my inappropriate humor. You're starting to sound like that other guy.

It's directed toward Ivan who stated in his previous post that he sometimes breaks the rule as well

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:27 pm

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Oh, okay. My bad then.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:28 pm

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I'm sure there are posts out there, Kid.

Love, that other guy.

Remember the person that said "not having Starbucks was scary" during Hurricane Sandy?
I would contend that is quite worse than any joke made here or on Twitter yesterday.

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Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:28 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Oh, okay. My bad then.

Damn right.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:28 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'd love to see an example of my inappropriate humor. You're starting to sound like that other guy.

So you don't believe you have ever made an inappropriate joke or something that someone would find classless?

Come on.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:29 pm

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RFDC wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'd love to see an example of my inappropriate humor. You're starting to sound like that other guy.

So you don't believe you have ever made an inappropriate joke or something that someone would find classless?

Come on.

You're taking this way too personally.

We've all done it.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:31 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

RFDC wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'd love to see an example of my inappropriate humor. You're starting to sound like that other guy.

So you don't believe you have ever made an inappropriate joke or something that someone would find classless?

Come on.

You're taking this way too personally.

We've all done it.

I agree, we all have.

Not sure how I am taking this all too personally.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:31 pm

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RFDC wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'd love to see an example of my inappropriate humor. You're starting to sound like that other guy.

So you don't believe you have ever made an inappropriate joke or something that someone would find classless?

Come on.

No, because believe it or not, I'm careful about things like that.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:32 pm

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It just looks like you're being a little defensive. Or it could be your usually assholishness. Hard to tell...

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Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:33 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

I was yepping his opinion on comedy

I got it.

I also know that Doug and I have, IIRC... exchanged original music compositions electronically before. Which is an interesting commentary on the essence of creativity being possible to be arrive in the same place via polar opposite origins; whilst neither perspective needs to be reconciled as "wrong".
Think of the "Judgement Day" soundtrack.

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The other sidebars in this thread have taken an odd turn..

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:33 pm

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Is it possible to Scorehead yourself? Because I'm reasonably sure Kid Cairo has done so twice in this thread....so far.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:33 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

It just looks like you're being a little defensive. Or it could be your usually assholishness. Hard to tell...

I'm also mentally unstable, so it could be all three.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:34 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

It just looks like you're being a little defensive. Or it could be your usually assholishness. Hard to tell...

I'm also mentally unstable, so it could be all three.

stop it, yo...

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:34 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

It just looks like you're being a little defensive. Or it could be your usually assholishness. Hard to tell...

I guess we were wrong Ivan, we all have not done it.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:37 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Nope. Creativity fueled by the joy of creation gets you Harry Teinowitz, "she loves you ya, ya ya", and paintings of unicorns.

"Happiness is a Warm Gun"

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Gloopan Kuratz

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:42 pm

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I used to have a whole Krista McCauliff/Challenger explosion routine.

What color were Krista's eyse? Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way

After the explosion, her husband was so despondent that he went for a walk on the beach liooking for a little piece of ass.

What was the last thing in her mind? A steel rod about a foot long.

When she left home that morning her last wrods to her husband were "you feed the kids honey, I'll feed the fish"

What were her last words? To the balck astronaut...."Hey don't touch that button"

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:00 pm

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None of those "jokes" are yours unless we went the same grade school.

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Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:21 pm

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Miss A little, Miss A Lot, apparently.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:22 pm

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I'm just disappointed that I got only 1 laugh for my joke on the first page.

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Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:32 pm

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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:

I used to have a whole Krista McCauliff/Challenger explosion routine.

I think that was was first desensitized me to tragedy jokes, as I was 11 and found them amusing at the time.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:33 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I don't respect anyone who goes for low-hanging fruit as far as comedy is concerned. If you think you're funny, then you should strive to be more creative and less obvious. Never take the easiest joke.

Well there goes my entire posting repetoire.

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Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:44 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

I'm just disappointed that I got only 1 laugh for my joke on the first page.

Where did you get your Boston Marathon bombing jokes, at the toilet store?

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Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:12 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Did I just step into the Bizzaro CSFMB?

No. I don't go for the easy joke.

OKC likes it hard.

AMIRITE?

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:17 pm

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..meh...

.meh.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:20 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

..meh...

.meh.

Your punctuation confuses me...

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Instant Jokes about Tragedies?

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:21 pm

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sweet...

...

..

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lipidquadcab

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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:23 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

sweet...

...

..

.

See, that makes some sense to me...

...kind of...

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