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Instant Jokes about Tragedies
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Hank Scorpio
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A whole lot of ellipsiseseses...

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you can interpret the "." as a pause, an extension of thought, as a dismissal, or a combination of all three.

Tis quite a useful grammerific tool...

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
A whole lot of ellipsiseseses...

Yup...

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
you can interpret the "." as a pause, an extension of thought, as a dismissal, or a combination of all three.

Tis quite a useful grammerific tool...

What do you call the silence that ensues after a woman tells her husband/boyfriend/brother she is late?

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lipidquadcab wrote:
What do you call the silence that ensues after a woman tells her husband/boyfriend/brother she is late?

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then shit gets 3D real.


sort of like this:


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Whoa...

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I call it hell.

Or maybe, hell!

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lipidquadcab wrote:
Whoa...

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...Yeah!

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Too soon. I took umbrage to RFDC attempts at humor.....I don't like Boers and Bernstien making jokes about people dying. I'm just trying to remember .....can anyone come up with any 9/11 jokes ?????????? That was a tragedy of great magnitude , but I can't think of one :!:

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I don't recall any.

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Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Too soon. I took umbrage to RFDC attempts at humor.....I don't like Boers and Bernstien making jokes about people dying. I'm just trying to remember .....can anyone come out with any 9/11 jokes ?????????? That was a tragedy of great magnitude , but I can't think of one :!:


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A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Ellipses are like half the dialogue in JRPGs.

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hmmm...

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Apologist wrote:
Ellipses are like half the dialogue in JRPGs.

Probably because they are easy to translate...
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Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Too soon. I took umbrage to RFDC attempts at humor.....I don't like Boers and Bernstien making jokes about people dying. I'm just trying to remember .....can anyone come out with any 9/11 jokes ?????????? That was a tragedy of great magnitude , but I can't think of one :!:


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I said joke

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Well, there was that one slow terrorist who tried to crash the A-Train into the World Trade Center...

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Well, there was that one slow terrorist who tried to crash the A-Train into the World Trade Center...

Thats just stupid

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
I thought the Ross joke was ok. Definitely served its Shock purpose.


I dont know.

I just like to laugh in lieu of getting angry or sad. At least temporarily.


But it sucks for the families. Put yourself in their shoes if you lost someone who meant the world to you.

The jokes wouldn't help me laugh my way through it. It would further solidify my thought that the world is indeed fucked up. Not only did somebody kill my loved one, my fellow countrymen have decided to try out their best attempts at humor...


Execellent post. Besides there are about 100 million other subjects to crack wise on,why is it necessary?

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What is worse for victims and families? A tasteless joke or every cable channel (including some sports shows) going wall to wall 24 hours continually showing video of folks killed and maimed? Even the "abc radio news special report "boston marathon bombing" had its own tweaked theme music three hours after the bomb went off. Nothing new to talk about--but hey check out this vid of people getting waxed! I find that ghoulish.

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hootmon wrote:
What is worse for victims and families? A tasteless joke or every cable channel (including some sports shows) going wall to wall 24 hours continually showing video of folks killed and maimed? Even the "abc radio news special report "boston marathon bombing" had its own tweaked theme music three hours after the bomb went off. Nothing new to talk about--but hey check out this vid of people getting waxed! I find that ghoulish.


Yep. I saw Katie Couric asking dumb "What was that like" questions to eyewitnesses (who were doctors) trying to get an emotional "rise" out of them. She plays them. I think a lot of the newspeople cover this stuff with an "entertainment" mindset.

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don't know how you can make jokes about people dying or who are about to die. My brother died on 9/11, when the twin towers were attacked - he left behind two little girls and a boy. You lot have no idea of the pain his family goes through every time you mention that date. Even if people don't visit this sick site, the jokes still continue and are passed around by text, so don't give me that "you shouldn't be looking at our site which is for depraved people like us", it doesn't lessen the grief. My brother was a good man, it's such a shame that he got caught up in it all and that the FBI didn't question why he was taking flying lessons in the first place.

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hootmon wrote:
don't know how you can make jokes about people dying or who are about to die. My brother died on 9/11, when the twin towers were attacked - he left behind two little girls and a boy. You lot have no idea of the pain his family goes through every time you mention that date. Even if people don't visit this sick site, the jokes still continue and are passed around by text, so don't give me that "you shouldn't be looking at our site which is for depraved people like us", it doesn't lessen the grief. My brother was a good man, it's such a shame that he got caught up in it all and that the FBI didn't question why he was taking flying lessons in the first place.

:lol:

That's good.

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