My car doors have been programmed to lock the moment the vehicle crosses Madison

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Yeah according to the show the only reason that nobody goes to Sox games is because white people are scared of the South Side.

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yes?

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Yep, and Deerfield is a suburb of New York.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Smart Cub Fan

Smart Cub Fan

Smart Cub Fan


I'm getting a little nostalgic when it was enough to be "just a fan"...

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Honestly, just some stooopid sound bits, a lot of smarm. Fans talking to fans...

Pretty rich that Bernsie is educating us that the Cub fanbase is not what the media would paint them to be. We need to see through that and understand that the majority of the fanbase are intelligent fans that just want the team to win.

But...all downstate people are racist crackers that resent Chicago and hate black people.

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You know me like that.

You must have missed the new Score slogan, WSCR: College graduates talking down to ignorant meatballs.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

College graduates = Smart Cub Fans
Ignorant Meatbalss = downstate racist crackers

oil and water it seems

Tough to position Mac and Mully in this Brave New World

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The biggest racist here is the guy who's calling everyone else a racist, right? Seems like that's how it often works out.

I grew south of I-80 (far from it....faaaaaaaaaaaarrr from it). Love the "South of I-80" sentiment. I've met some real gems in my seven years of residing here. Trust me, there are many, many, many people in the greater Chicagoland area who would fit in just nicely in southern Illinois. Keep up the arrogance, though.

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-- source

I've found that people outside of Chicago spend far less time thinking/talking about Chicago than people in Chicago think they do.

Far less.

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You know me like that.

Jesus Christ, the last page and a half. We're really circling the drain hard now, aren't we.

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I discovered that when I went away to college. My first experience with Chicagoans. All they talked about was Chicago. Guess what? Don't give a shit. It's still a running joke to this day. Some girl at our apartment kept going on and on about how much more expensive things were in Chicago. I jokingly said "Yeah, I heard Kool-Aid packets are $5 each." She agreed.

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That's because we're a World Class City.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Ive heard the World Class description more from visitors than Chicagoans.

Really? It seems to me a lot of Chicagoans have what I'd call "Second City Syndrome". That's where that whole overriding desire to be "World Class" comes from. Look, we're the capital of the flyover states. That's not such a bad thing to be.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It's fine to be proud of where you're from, but it's a bit much when you tie every conversation back to it. Pride and arrogance are two different things.

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-- source

I wake up and thank the universe everyday that I am from Chicago and not St. Louis.

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I'm not from St. Louis. A small town an hour away from there.

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-- source

I agree with the Second City syndrome (Ask any 100 Chicagoans about NY for confirmation)

I just tend to hear the World Class thing more from visitors and famous people (who are just going for cheap pops anyway)

Washington?

People from New York would think of Chicago as south of I 80.

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No.

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-- source

Cahokia?

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Ken "Hawk" Harrelson was on TSN a short time ago and his latest Sabermetrics rant is coming up.

Terry's "two favorite words" will be on CSNC's "SportsTalk Live" this eve with David Kaplan and crew come 5P. You know the one. A certain SCORE guy who constantly plugs NBC5 & mentions meteorologist Cheryl Scott...

Don't threaten us SHARK

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