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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:26 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

If the bill wouldnt have made anyone safer because Evil people will find another tool, then why have background checks at all?

Yeah. Why have any safety meassures for that matter?

I think we should get rid of all bans on people owning grenades, rocket launchers, and landmines.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:30 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

I'm being 100% serious. There shouldn't be any restrictions on any weapons. Are you against the 2nd amendment?

I'm against it in the sense that it's not permissive enough. I don't see where in the Constitution is says I can't have a gun that shoots knives, but every time I go down to the patent office Uncle Sam keeps turning me down.

Where in the constitution does it say I can't own any particular weapon?

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:34 am

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Douchebag wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

I'm being 100% serious. There shouldn't be any restrictions on any weapons. Are you against the 2nd amendment?

Where in the constitution does it say I can't own any particular weapon?

Oh it doesn't but some pencil necked bureaucrat keeps telling me my invention doesn't fall within the traditional definition of "arms" and is more a "aggressively impractical crime against humanity".

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:36 am

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It seems the Official Herp Derp Circle Jerk as finally begun in earnest.

Only took 3 pages, though. Impressive.

To be too rough, dudes and be sure to use the :lol:

emoticon liberally.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:39 am

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SomeGuy wrote:

It seems the Official Herp Derp Circle Jerk as finally begun in earnest.

Only took 3 pages, though. Impressive.

To be too rough, dudes and be sure to use the :lol:

emoticon liberally.

Where in the constitution does it say that certain arms are not allowed, but others are okay?

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:41 am

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SomeGuy wrote:

It seems the Official Herp Derp Circle Jerk as finally begun in earnest.

Only took 3 pages, though. Impressive.

To be too rough, dudes and be sure to use the :lol:

emoticon liberally.

You just have to rally the troops so we can get a nice, heathy counter-jerk going.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:42 am

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Douchebag wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

It seems the Official Herp Derp Circle Jerk as finally begun in earnest.

Only took 3 pages, though. Impressive.

To be too rough, dudes and be sure to use the :lol:

emoticon liberally.

Where in the constitution does it say that certain arms are not allowed, but others are okay?

Herpa Derpa Derp Derp Derp Derp-a-ty DO!!!

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:43 am

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Don't worry. B&B are on at 1:00. You'll find something else to pay attention to that you don't like.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:46 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Don't worry. B&B are on at 1:00. You'll find something else to pay attention to that you don't like.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:50 am

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:50 am

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We need to do away with laws that clearly don't work.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:00 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

May I come in?

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:01 am

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SomeGuy wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

It seems the Official Herp Derp Circle Jerk as finally begun in earnest.

Only took 3 pages, though. Impressive.

To be too rough, dudes and be sure to use the :lol:

emoticon liberally.

Where in the constitution does it say that certain arms are not allowed, but others are okay?

Herpa Derpa Derp Derp Derp Derp-a-ty DO!!!

So when DS says something stupid to make a point it's +1, but when DB says something stupid to make a point it's herpa derpa do time. Interesting.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:03 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I like that.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:04 am

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I have like a 12 gallon industrial pressure cooker. You could probably take out a whole building with it.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:08 am

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What gives the government the right to tell me that I can't own a nuclear weapon? I need to protect myself and my family.

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:10 am

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KDdidit wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

It seems the Official Herp Derp Circle Jerk as finally begun in earnest.

Only took 3 pages, though. Impressive.

To be too rough, dudes and be sure to use the :lol:

emoticon liberally.

Where in the constitution does it say that certain arms are not allowed, but others are okay?

Herpa Derpa Derp Derp Derp Derp-a-ty DO!!!

So when DS says something stupid to make a point it's +1, but when DB says something stupid to make a point it's herpa derpa do time. Interesting.

Sounds like you got a little bit of sand in your vagina. Don't worry there's a cure for that:

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:11 am

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KDdidit wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

It seems the Official Herp Derp Circle Jerk as finally begun in earnest.

Only took 3 pages, though. Impressive.

To be too rough, dudes and be sure to use the :lol:

emoticon liberally.

Where in the constitution does it say that certain arms are not allowed, but others are okay?

Herpa Derpa Derp Derp Derp Derp-a-ty DO!!!

So when DS says something stupid to make a point it's +1, but when DB says something stupid to make a point it's herpa derpa do time. Interesting.

You call for the HERP you will get the DERP.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:13 am

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SomeGuy wrote:

You call for the HERP you will get the DERP.

I called for the herp once but the Vietnamese chick at the 24 hour massage parlor had no idea what I was talking about.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:14 am

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Someguy, it seems you are becoming increasingly frustrated with the board.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:16 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Someguy, it seems you are becoming increasingly frustrated with the board.

It think he's trying to find his niche. We've all been there...

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:23 am

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:35 am

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

Ivan's Birthday Present: If there were no such thing as guns, I would be 100% in favor of not having guns.*

* That would mean, with 100% certainty, that NOBODY has guns or similar weapons, not even army dudes, good guys, bad guys - NOBODY.

It's all bows 'n arrows these days!

Ever catch the Simpsons episode where they attempted that via time travel?

Prettay good

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:39 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Q.Bovifs wrote:

Ever catch the Simpsons episode where they attempted that via time travel?

Prettay good

I'm from an even further distant future where gun violence has destroyed the earth as we know it!!!

Moe shoots him with a shotgun... What is this open mic night?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:17 pm

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Total Strawman.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:30 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Total Strawman.

Great flick, that's the one with Arnold, right?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:36 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Total Strawman.

Great flick, that's the one with Arnold, right?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:01 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Total Strawman.

Great flick, that's the one with Arnold, right?

Derp.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:06 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Total Strawman.

Great flick, that's the one with Arnold, right?

Derp derp herpa derpa.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Ban Pressure Cookers

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 9:07 am

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Albert Hofmann wrote:

you all are great and i respect you all enough to believe your entitled to your opinions. with that said i'm happy that in the future your opinions won't matter as much because i believe the human race will evolve beyond governmental control over personal freedom and fiat currencies that they have used to enslave us. i believe technology will be what eventually sets us free.

freehttp://www.nbcnews.com/technology/f ... ter-859228

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/walker-br ... 34032.html

pretty awesome stuff. peace and love people.

It's an excellent point, Albert. I attended a seminar recently by Ray Kurzweil, and he had similar thoughts.

I do have one question: where do the raw materials for a 3-d printer come from?

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