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sjboyd0137
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Watching Maury. What the fuck is a Shabarbara?

And for the record, Johnny WAS the father.

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Watching Maury. What the fuck is a Shabarbara?

And for the record, Johnny WAS the father.

I'm surprised Maury Povich is STILL on the air, SJ.
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Why SHARK?

Without Maury, who would be there to provide lie detector tests and confirming deadbeat dads?

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Why SHARK?

Without Maury, who would be there to provide lie detector tests and confirming deadbeat dads?

Good point. Maury does have the market cornered when it comes to who's the father and who isn't.
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Damn

So on this episode, there is a woman who has had 17 paternity tests on Maury amongst her 5 kids.

All 17 accused have "NOT BEEN THE FATHER"

5 kids and you have no idea who the father is? Either get some birth control or close your fucking legs.

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It's hard to imagine you cant narrow down who the father is within a month or so time frame. Huge sluts with bad memories...

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It's hard to imagine you cant narrow down who the father is within a month or so time frame. Huge sluts with bad memories...

...And sluts who are famous thanks to the onetime host of "A Current Affair"...
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It's hard to imagine you cant narrow down who the father is within a month or so time frame. Huge sluts with bad memories...

No shit.

On top of that, she is so sure this time, that she was yelling incoherently at the guy about how he has to step up, and he owes her money and shit.

Oh yeah, he wasn't the father.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
It's hard to imagine you cant narrow down who the father is within a month or so time frame. Huge sluts with bad memories...

No shit.

On top of that, she is so sure this time, that she was yelling incoherently at the guy about how he has to step up, and he owes her money and shit.

Oh yeah, he wasn't the father.


Gotta be fake right? I have never met anyone that couldnt narrow down the people she slept with by 18 people in a month. :lol: :lol: Some women live their whole lives not hitting that number.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
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It's hard to imagine you cant narrow down who the father is within a month or so time frame. Huge sluts with bad memories...

No shit.

On top of that, she is so sure this time, that she was yelling incoherently at the guy about how he has to step up, and he owes her money and shit.

Oh yeah, he wasn't the father.


Gotta be fake right? I have never met anyone that couldnt narrow down the people she slept with by 18 people in a month. :lol: :lol: Some women live their whole lives not hitting that number.

To be fair, the 17 are spread across 5 kids. From what I can gather, she gives up after a few failures for each kid.

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And then she runs off the stage crying while Maury comforts her and the accused not-father dances, right?

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And then she runs off the stage crying while Maury comforts her and the accused not-father dances, right?


Not-father along with whatever other trashbag he brought with him, be it his mother, or current stripper girlfriend.

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Boyd get a job fast. Otherwise, you may fall victim to all those crazy advertisements like midgets offering title loans, technical schools wanting to teach you to be a court reporter, high risk auto companies wanting to offer you minimum coverage at a maximum price, lawyers that will help you with the impact of asbestos exposure, and companies that will bill Medicare for your free scooter.

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Boyd get a job fast. Otherwise, you may fall victim to all those crazy advertisements like midgets offering title loans, technical schools wanting to teach you to be a court reporter, high risk auto companies wanting to offer you minimum coverage at a maximum price, lawyers that will help you with the impact of asbestos exposure, and companies that will bill Medicare for your free scooter.

I'm pretty sure that Glenn Lerner is a worse attorney than Spada.

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Boyd get a job fast. Otherwise, you may fall victim to all those crazy advertisements like midgets offering title loans, technical schools wanting to teach you to be a court reporter, high risk auto companies wanting to offer you minimum coverage at a maximum price, lawyers that will help you with the impact of asbestos exposure, and companies that will bill Medicare for your free scooter.

I'm pretty sure that Glenn Lerner is a worse attorney than Spada.


But is he as lethal?

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Boyd,welcome to my world.
I stay mostly to the really fucked up parts of the TV spectrum now,Id,Military,H,H2,Natgeo all the ones with the serial killers and shit on it.

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Boyd and Chas should plan some field trips together.

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Boyd,welcome to my world.
I stay mostly to the really fucked up parts of the TV spectrum now,Id,Military,H,H2,Natgeo all the ones with the serial killers and shit on it.

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We'll know Boyd is in serious trouble when he starts watching Soaps & dbagging the characters here on the board.
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Boyd,welcome to my world.
I stay mostly to the really fucked up parts of the TV spectrum now,Id,Military,H,H2,Natgeo all the ones with the serial killers and shit on it.


That right there is a great list of channels to avoid...unless Pawn Stars is on.

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Boyd,welcome to my world.

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chaspoppcap wrote:
Boyd,welcome to my world.
I stay mostly to the really fucked up parts of the TV spectrum now,Id,Military,H,H2,Natgeo all the ones with the serial killers and shit on it.




That right there is a great list of channels to avoid...unless Pawn Stars is on.



The American Revolution mini series narrated by Cronkite is a must watch. Ancient Aliens is a wild watch as well.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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It's hard to imagine you cant narrow down who the father is within a month or so time frame. Huge sluts with bad memories...

No shit.

On top of that, she is so sure this time, that she was yelling incoherently at the guy about how he has to step up, and he owes her money and shit.

Oh yeah, he wasn't the father.


Gotta be fake right? I have never met anyone that couldnt narrow down the people she slept with by 18 people in a month. :lol: :lol: Some women live their whole lives not hitting that number.

To be fair, the 17 are spread across 5 kids. From what I can gather, she gives up after a few failures for each kid.


Are they able to test each father for each kid at once, or does each guy have to take five tests?

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Ancient Aliens is a wild watch as well.

Ancient Aliens might be the worst show ever.
It's RIDICULOUS.
It's so far past questionable science I can't even begin to express it.

"HUMANS couln't have built the pyramids without ALIEN help!"
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chaspoppcap wrote:
Ancient Aliens is a wild watch as well.

Ancient Aliens might be the worst show ever.
It's RIDICULOUS.
It's so far past questionable science I can't even begin to express it.

"HUMANS couln't have built the pyramids without ALIEN help!"
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And another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

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Chus wrote:
Darkside wrote:
chaspoppcap wrote:
Ancient Aliens is a wild watch as well.

Ancient Aliens might be the worst show ever.
It's RIDICULOUS.
It's so far past questionable science I can't even begin to express it.

"HUMANS couln't have built the pyramids without ALIEN help!"
:roll:


And another piece of the puzzle falls into place.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Boyd,welcome to my world.
I stay mostly to the really fucked up parts of the TV spectrum now,Id,Military,H,H2,Natgeo all the ones with the serial killers and shit on it.

You're unemployed?

Get outta here...

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chaspoppcap wrote:
Boyd,welcome to my world.
I stay mostly to the really fucked up parts of the TV spectrum now,Id,Military,H,H2,Natgeo all the ones with the serial killers and shit on it.

You're unemployed?

Get outta here...


:lol: :lol:

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