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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:00 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Have to walk to work because I fell for the Kars 4 Kids (that's Kars with a "K") ad

How many people know that Kars 4 Kids is actually a front for promoting Jewish orthodoxy?

Yeah, someone posted the in-depth details about that awhile back. It's a scam.

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Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:02 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Have to walk to work because I fell for the Kars 4 Kids (that's Kars with a "K") ad

How many people know that Kars 4 Kids is actually a front for promoting Jewish orthodoxy?

Yeah, someone posted the in-depth details about that awhile back. It's a scam.

Back it up... Are you telling me the Kars arent actually being donated to Kids?!?!

Get me my gun.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:04 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Hey JORR, no murph intended or anything, but what the fuck are you getting at/talking about?

Just a discussion.

Just the fact that you use toothpaste is due to advertisers "creating a need". Nobody needs toothpaste. It doesn't clean your teeth. A plain brush does that. But advertisers have convinced us that we will have bad breath without their product. And then we won't get laid. Just like they have convinced women that they need to shampoo their pussies which are self-cleaning. But without a douche they have been convinced that they are "not so fresh".

Darkside covered it well, but just..."no" to your entire post there. No.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:04 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Have to walk to work because I fell for the Kars 4 Kids (that's Kars with a "K") ad

How many people know that Kars 4 Kids is actually a front for promoting Jewish orthodoxy?

Yeah, someone posted the in-depth details about that awhile back. It's a scam.

Back it up... Are you telling me the Kars arent actually being donated to Kids?!?!

Get me my gun.

I got the pressure cooker, lets go.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:08 pm

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Yeah I don't think toothpaste is creating a need. Rogaine and curling irons maybe.

Also, I'm going to eat hamburgers regardless of if I see McDonald's commercials or not.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:10 pm

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The self-cleaning thing is about the dumbest thing I've read here in a good long while. Go to a tribal country where they don't believe in feminine hygiene products, stick your face down there, and then try to tell somebody about self-cleaning.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:12 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Have to walk to work because I fell for the Kars 4 Kids (that's Kars with a "K") ad

How many people know that Kars 4 Kids is actually a front for promoting Jewish orthodoxy?

Yeah, someone posted the in-depth details about that awhile back. It's a scam.

Back it up... Are you telling me the Kars arent actually being donated to Kids?!?!

Get me my gun.

Oorah, Inc. was founded by Rabbi Chaim Mintz and its day-to-day operation is run by Rabbi Eliyohu Mintz (son of the founder) out of Lakewood, New Jersey.

Separate summer camps for boys and girls and Jewish holiday enrichment are just some of the things Oorah manages. Oorah organizes Jewish outreach and adult learning programs and seminars. It promotes family support and development. A large portion of funds goes towards yeshiva tuition for Jewish children from non-observant homes.

Oorah employs a number of different fund-raising entities to keep its many programs running. They operate Kars 4 Kids, a car-donation program, and Cucumber Communications, a phone service.

Kars 4 Kids raised $8.9 million in 2006, and sent $7.6 million to its religious affiliates, with some $1.4 million going for advertisements. The Better Business Bureau says 65 percent of a nonprofit's outlay should fund its programs and Kars 4 Kids beats this target by about 20%.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:13 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

So you've some experience with these matters?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:13 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

So you've some experience with these matters?

Personally, no.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:13 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I've never met a woman who douches and things smell just fine down there. As long as you soap it up you're doing OK.

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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:13 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

yeah, fresh fish isn't supposed to have that "fishy" smell

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Rod

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:17 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

But it's a FACT. See how well advertising works?

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Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:18 pm

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Some pith-helmeted anthropologist traveling to remote lands, tracking down the native women, and just sticking his face in there and going to town is some real National-Geographic-From-Hell stuff, huh.

EDIT: certainly gives a new meaning to "venturing deep into the bush"

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:19 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

If I could get funded, I'd volunteer Kamps for it.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:20 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Some pith-helmeted anthropologist traveling to remote lands, tracking down the native women, and just sticking his face and going to town is some real National-Geographic-From-Hell stuff, huh.

Yes. And he will be followed quickly be some advertising executive who will tell the natives what they "need". EMERGING MARKETS!!!!!!!!!!

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:21 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

But it's a FACT. See how well advertising works?

So what causes stankpus then? I mean, no puss should be stinky if it cleans itself. And we've all ran into some stinky pussy at some point amirite?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:22 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

If I could get funded, I'd volunteer Kamps for it.

If they all look like Salli Richardson from Posse, I'm in.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:22 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

But it's a FACT. See how well advertising works?

So what causes stankpus then? I mean, no puss should be stinky if it cleans itself. And we've all ran into some stinky pussy at some point amirite?

I honestly don't believe JORR even buys into his premises sometimes. But hey, we're talking about it. That's the intent. That's a good thing I guess.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:24 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

But it's a FACT. See how well advertising works?

So what causes stankpus then? I mean, no puss should be stinky if it cleans itself. And we've all ran into some stinky pussy at some point amirite?

It smells the way it smells. I don't stick my nose in an asshole and expect it to smell like daisies. But a sharp guy that can create an expectation can sell a lot of douche.

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SomeGuy

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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:24 pm

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This thread has a very "Mini-Ditka" vibe to it....

I like it.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:24 pm

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I am going to be honest, I try to stay away with my nose from the old ass hole.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

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Darkside wrote:

And we've all ran into some stinky pussy at some point amirite?

Yes, very skunky.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:25 pm

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I certainly won't claim to have encountered much, but I've never encountered any wretched odors.

I like that this thread is coming months, years after Brick declared "advertising doesn't work on me." It's, appropriately, a Brick Joke.

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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:26 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

I am going to be honest, I try to stay away with my nose from the old ass hole.

You should try it, Hawger. Women love it.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:27 pm

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spmack wrote:

Darkside wrote:

And we've all ran into some stinky pussy at some point amirite?

Yes, very skunky.

I can't say that I have, but as a relationship guy, I can't say I've had as many random conquests as a lot of other dudes.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Some pith-helmeted anthropologist traveling to remote lands, tracking down the native women, and just sticking his face and going to town is some real National-Geographic-From-Hell stuff, huh.

Yes. And he will be followed quickly be some advertising executive who will tell the natives what they "need". EMERGING MARKETS!!!!!!!!!!

I believe preproduction starts on Hank Scorpio's Adventures in the Wild Bush shortly after bigfan's No Place like Nome goldpanning extravaganza wraps.

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Hank Scorpio

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spmack wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

I am going to be honest, I try to stay away with my nose from the old ass hole.

You should try it, Hawger. Women love it.

In the 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It smells the way it smells. I don't stick my nose in an asshole and expect it to smell like daisies. But a sharp guy that can create an expectation can sell a lot of douche.

I'm gonna have to disagree again there. I don't think a nonsmelly woman douches. I mean, soap and water work pretty good on pussy. Its not like woman need to douche for the sake of not stinking like badsnatch. I don't think that's a result of advertising. I'm pretty sure its basic hygene.

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Some pith-helmeted anthropologist traveling to remote lands, tracking down the native women, and just sticking his face and going to town is some real National-Geographic-From-Hell stuff, huh.

Yes. And he will be followed quickly be some advertising executive who will tell the natives what they "need". EMERGING MARKETS!!!!!!!!!!

I believe preproduction starts on Hank Scorpio's Adventures in the Wild Bush shortly after bigfan's No Place like Nome goldpanning extravaganza wraps.

I can't wait. I'm the reality star this country needs...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: How many of your daily activities are driven by advertis

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:32 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It smells the way it smells. I don't stick my nose in an asshole and expect it to smell like daisies. But a sharp guy that can create an expectation can sell a lot of douche.

Uh, yeah...

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