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Getting purposely thrown out of the bar (different name each year) on 147th and cicero.

The third and fourth times were definitely not as funny as I thought


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:42 pm 
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Wait, this is supposed to be things that were funny at the time and not funny now, right? Because my story wasn't funny then or even now. Fuck most of the Senior class at Guilford 1997!

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Wandering the streets of Detroit at 28 years old completely blackout drunk.


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pretending to be a racist for a free steak

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pretending to be a racist for a fre steak

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:20 pm 
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I can relate to Hank and Old Man River. My blackout drunk big city story is taking a fan bus to a Cubs game (I'm a Sox fan, but it was a rolling party), getting blackout drunk before we hit Bollingbrook, the game being rained out, and wandering from bar to bar drinking til the bus took us home. Not a good day. I'm lucky I'm alive. :D

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pretending to be a racist for a free steak

Pretending?

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Getting purposely thrown out of the bar (different name each year) on 147th and cicero.

The third and fourth times were definitely not as funny as I thought


Yeah, nothing fun about that. Had a friend get a bunch of us kicked out of Shenanigans once.

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I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shennagans.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:11 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shennagans.


I feel the same way about people who say rapeburger.

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Darkside wrote:
I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shennagans.


I feel the same way about people who say rapeburger.

:lol: lul wut?

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Shenanigans

OOOOOH!
(offers hoffy his gun)

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Disagree. How can you not laugh at a guy who drafts McClellin and Long in the first round?


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