Prostitution on FB

Maybe we'll get some self realizations from people who post about how terrible it was their cat threw up everywhere and then next post about Boston

UPDATE

It was a letter offering a free ENGLISH class for parents who dont speak the language

Her muslim friend regulated the shit out of her on that post. The back peddling was magnificent and at one point the OP said "I know some good muslim moms"

Not sure what to make of this one. A girl bitching at her sister


SO ANNOYED!!!! being told that i am mot allowed to talk to anyone in my house til i give MY Itunes account! why? when i have to promise to "be nice" when you never have to. You're my sister not my mother - Meghan! You're so controlling that I need not a boyfriend. Thanks a lot for reading my text messages! You cannot control everyone! Nice flowers, RIGHT?

man...what is wrong with people...

People. Who needs them? They're the worst.

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

i mean...i don't know how old this person is...but if she's any age above say, 14 or 15, it's embarrassing. just can't comprehend how people can type something like that out that's intended for a wide audience

She's 31

Wow. That is some kind of special right there.

_________________

A mined is a terrible thing too waist.

_________________

She's a nice girl usually. Just a little weird.

[quote="rogers park bryan"]


Come home from working 13 hours.. at 6am. Garbage chewed up and a puddle of piss on the house because dogs haven't been taken out, dishes full in the sink, garbage outside not taken to the curb, clothes all over the bed and floor, entire house a MESS. I WISH I could say this was the first time. I am NOT one of your exes. I will NOT let my household become a pigsty. I'm SO irritated right now I'm in tears. Now, after I cleaned everything, I can finally go to bed. OVER IT

yeahhhhh....i'm sure she's over it...

Look, she met a guy, dated him for a month, moved into a house with him and got engaged without a ring, its the classic American Love story!

She was obviously so tired that she HAD to login to facebook to tell everyone how tired she was.

_________________

Do you realize how many jobs she has?

Because she has 3 jobs. And she only mentions the workload in like 80% of her posts

+1

_________________

How many jobs does her dream man have?

_________________

She's not dumb.

Ill bet she knows right now that there is no way this marriage will work, but she'll plow thru the ceremony anyway

Weddings are fun

REDACTED: I'm not superwoman. I work 12-13 hour days everyday raise 2 kids and I do what I can around the house. I need to sleep some time
18 minutes ago · Like · 2

REDACTED I don't like my house a mess. I told him this from day one. I walked into his apt and there was fucking underwear on the floor in the LIVING ROOM (not his) and literally mountains of dishes, pots and pans fucking growing mold and shit.. and it fucking reeked of cat piss. I was scared to touch anything. Who the hell lives like that? Not me that's for damn sure
11 minutes ago · Like · 1

GUY STILL TRYING TO HIT IT It's pretty thoughtless. I'm sorry.
8 minutes ago · Like

REDACTED He's just used to living with someone who doesn't care.
7 minutes ago · Like

Divorces are even more fun

Back in 2010, Phish was playing at Alpine Valley. Anybody who has been there knows how difficult it is to get in and out of there. I scored a VIP parking pass. Easy in, easy out, no fuss. We all met at a friend's house in Wonder Lake, just down the dusty trail from the Darkside Estates. My buddy has a Suburban, so we piled eight of us in there. After the show, we all meet up at the car, except for one person. My buddy and his GF had gotten into a huge fight, and he just wandered off. She was screaming like a lunatic in front of the rest of us, and anybody else within earshot, about what an asshole he is, and how she hopes he dies.

We should have been right out of there, and back to Wonder Lake by 12:30. It was about 3:00 when we finally got back. People. They're the worst.

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That is the worst, when someone gets lost at a concert.

Im the guy who is usually saying, "Let's just leave, they'll figure it out"

Dude sounds like a winner. Whose underwear is it if it's not his?

_________________

Like a giant gaping hole in the head.

As far as Chus' story goes...I'm with RPB: I'm in the "fuck it...let's go...they'll figure it out" crowd.

_________________

50 minutes ago: Oh no! I forgot we had to pick up our daughter from school. Times like this it's a real pain her school is 45 minutes away!

1 hour ago: posting dumb ass unfunny pictures

Maybe you'd have remembered if you weren't bsing on Facebook.

I believe that was the plot of an episode of Two & 1/2 Men.

Posted by my friend Joe on Monday:

Life is going to a crowded restaurant on your first date with a woman you’ve admired for years, but never was able to summon the courage to ask out for the evening, and being told there’s a waiting list and the names will be called in alphabetical order, and your name is Zarathustra, and finally, when you’re seated, a waiter comes to your table and announces that, although prices have risen, and the service is slower, there’s no more food available on the menu, and you’re pressed into service in the kitchen, and your date is taken away on a slave ship and held in a brothel against her will, and you remember the smell of your aunt’s linen closet when you were very small.

Joe is pretty miserable sometimes.

_________________
I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Maybe they shouldn't live 45 minutes away from their daughter's school.

If I have a child who is going to a school more than 10 minutes from my house, it better be a college, and they better be driving there themselves.

_________________