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Bears GM Phil Emery was asked How Long is a Chinese ruler? He said can he play football like the other Longs?
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spadaesq1 wrote:
Bears GM Phil Emery was asked How Long is a Chinese ruler? He said can he play football like the other Longs?

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Bears GM Phil Emery was asked How Long is a Chinese ruler? He said can he play football like the other Longs?

:lol: ... Wait... I don't get it. :?:
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Bears GM Phil Emery was asked How Long is a Chinese ruler? He said can he play football like the other Longs?



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Wow, this guy might be lamer than Elmhurst Steve...

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Definitely some similar personality traits.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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sad...

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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
spadaesq1 wrote:
Bears GM Phil Emery was asked How Long is a Chinese ruler? He said can he play football like the other Longs?



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rogers park bryan
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He sends all his stuff to multiple outlets

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Douchebag
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I'm not really familiar with twiitter, but can't you copy multiple people in a single tweet? Why make 1 tweet for each person/entity?

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I'm not really familiar with twiitter, but can't you copy multiple people in a single tweet? Why make 1 tweet for each person/entity?


Lack of characters, and a general lack of character.

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Douchebag
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redskingreg wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
I'm not really familiar with twiitter, but can't you copy multiple people in a single tweet? Why make 1 tweet for each person/entity?


Lack of characters, and a general lack of character.

I understand you might run out of characters, but you could copy 2-3 people per tweet, and then do the same again to your second group. Sounds easier than 1 tweet per person.

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Colonel Angus
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OK, now I get it!

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at least long wasn't own the show. poor kid wouldn't stood a chance after.
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