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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:56 am 
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http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/04/28/bernstein-phil-emery-is-a-hipster/

Let it breathe a little.


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Bad morning for fundamentalist right-wingers, huh? There's a tidal wave of pride in open homosexuality, and Tim #Tebow got fired.

Oh god.

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Oh God please let the Bears sign Tebow.

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I hope the Who Needs Two Travel Tour makes a stop at Rockit and Billy Dec kicks him square in the nuts.

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If Dan were truly tolerant he'd know not to call them "homosexuals". "Gay" is the preferred nomenclature.

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Add in some Super Nate talk and this show could be tremendous.

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I'm legitimately confused. Is Dan mocking Emery here? Because this column sure reads like a more elaborate version of his "haha, the Kyle Long pick isn't bad, per se--these guys are just so weird, amirite?" shtick.

I took it as him mocking Emery for the pick and for the coaching hire.



The beauty of the column is that it can be read either way.

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I called up, ran through four coaching choices of guys who were experienced, and was summarily told that the Bears were doing this coaching search "the right way" and weren't going to pick a guy who was a "name". They're getting a call today.

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I guess it feels like the article is setting something up and then ends without ever having really gotten to it. Fireworks Factory.

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do your animated gifs come in high definition? they look all muddied and dull

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dan will say in transition-

"it was fun! yeah. im not going to sit here and say it wasnt fun, it was. but that doesnt mean it means anything. it is what it is. nate robinson has done this a bunch of times now of course he will never do it again. sure, if i had a chance to suck his dick i would, but that doesnt mean i think hes good at basketball"

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IkeSouth wrote:
dan will say in transition-

"it was fun! yeah. im not going to sit here and say it wasnt fun, it was. but that doesnt mean it means anything. it is what it is. nate robinson has done this a bunch of times now of course he will never do it again. sure, if i had a chance to suck his dick i would, but that doesnt mean i think hes good at basketball"

I'm not sure that's what Dan would say. I would say congrats on getting a career year out of Nate Robinson, I never want to see his mugging preening act again. I hated the move and I hate it still and I hate that the Bulls are winning with that clown. Go wave a towel on a real team.

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Dan will say a gay NBA player is a non-story and then spend half the show talking about it.

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Dan will say a gay NBA player is a non-story and then spend half the show talking about it.

No, he's been waiting for an active athlete to come out for quite awhile. Keep trying.

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Hatchetman wrote:
Dan will say a gay NBA player is a non-story and then spend half the show talking about it.

yeah, I doubt half of that.

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I hope the Who Needs Two Travel Tour makes a stop at Rockit and Billy Dec kicks him square in the nuts.



If bernstein is really 5'8.5", Billy might need a ladder. :lol:

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He's repeatedly said it is a non-story because there are so many gay guys already and the team mates know exactly who they are. They talked about Mike Piazza - "non-story" they said.

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Dan saying he won't retweet the idiots, yet how many times does he reference "some idiot on Twitter" during his show? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
Dan will say a gay NBA player is a non-story and then spend half the show talking about it.

No, he's been waiting for an active athlete to come out for quite awhile. Keep trying.





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He's repeatedly said it is a non-story because there are so many gay guys already and the team mates know exactly who they are. They talked about Mike Piazza - "non-story" they said.



You're probably both right. Dan is a frequent self contradictor


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"Nate will shoot you into games, and shoot you out of games."

Hmm. Well, I seem to recall a whole lot of the former, but not too much of the latter. His PER for the playoffs so far is 27.9. Pretty good.

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I wonder if Dan is going to go after Black Churches about their intolerance or just "right wingers".....


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LoHo's buddy, Lance Briggs, not cool with the gays apparently.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
LoHo's buddy, Lance Briggs, not cool with the gays apparently.


LoHo's not gonna like that cause he was planning on coming out later on his show too.


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Dewskie wrote:
Are you excited for the Blackhawks playoff game?


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Is that Tim Tebow on the line?? LOL


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Dewskie wrote:
Are you excited for the Blackhawks playoff game?


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I hate the gays!


Cartoon reverse psychology, activate!

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They're fielding religious argument calls now? Essghgh

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Dewskie wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Dewskie wrote:
Are you excited for the Blackhawks playoff game?


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I hate the gays!


Cartoon reverse psychology, activate!

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They're fielding religious argument calls now? Essghgh


Would be a great to troll Dan with some hate-filled calls.

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Yeah, not a good idea to be quoting the bible in a Dan argument like that. Just too many holes for Dan to shoot through.


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