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Terry's Peeps
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Free will is a wonderful thing.


Free Willy was not

Chillin with a enough bail money to free a big willy

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among straights .

That is an offensive term, sir

We prefer Sexually normal


We are the 90%!

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
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Free will is a wonderful thing.


Free Willy was not

Chillin with a enough bail money to free a big willy

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Look at that body! It almost makes me want to change my choice.

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Look at that body! It almost makes me want to change my choice.

Right and the bitchy girl with her arms crossed like she's upset is just another gay building block
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Ya know, Bernstein was very proud to announce to the world that he allows a lesbian couple to babysit his kids. It's almost like he paused after saying it as he was waiting for an applause.

When people were talking about Dan hiring a gay babysitter I thought it was Ten Foot Midget :(

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Ya know, Bernstein was very proud to announce to the world that he allows a lesbian couple to babysit his kids. It's almost like he paused after saying it as he was waiting for an applause.

When people were talking about Dan hiring a gay babysitter I thought it was Ten Foot Midget :(


Or Bill on Potrero Hill.

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Ya know, Bernstein was very proud to announce to the world that he allows a lesbian couple to babysit his kids. It's almost like he paused after saying it as he was waiting for an applause.

When people were talking about Dan hiring a gay babysitter I thought it was Ten Foot Midget :(


Or Bill on Potrero Hill.

*Cough* Laurence *Cough*
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Bernsy just Tweeted...

"We'd welcome @LanceBriggs on @Boers_Bernstein to clarify why he tweeted what he did, and why he later deleted them."
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Lance Briggs is just sensitive because of that Simpsons episode where Homer said Lance was a gay name.

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I have to agree with JORR at least as it relates to males and the adultery angle. The few lesbians couples I know are uh,...couples.

surely someone here has the balls (pun intended) to make such a choice.

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Taking on the Black Church and James Meeks now.

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Taking on the Black Church and James Meeks now.

Meeks is just a bad guy all around.

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Taking on the Black Church and James Meeks now.

Meeks is just a bad guy all around.


Agreed.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I have to agree with JORR at least as it relates to males and the adultery angle. The few lesbians couples I know are uh,...couples.

surely someone here has the balls (pun intended) to make such a choice.


The male and female gay communities really do seem to be different and often at odds

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I've never experienced gay men and women interacting in a social setting so, I have no idea. i get your suggestion that they seem to be at odds, but I'm not so sure that is really the case.

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I think Bernsy's trying to pick a fight with Laurence's guy Lance Briggs...
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I am reminded of that Super Bowl commercial with the two kids growing up pulling pranks on each other.

We live in the "gotcha" 10s.

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Time: Last night

Dr. Ken: Hello again, children. I'm your father, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Children: Are you really him or did he pay somebody to pretend to be him again?

Dr. Ken: No, no, it's really me this time.

Children: When are our birthdays?

Dr. Ken: I don't remember.

Children: OK. Continue.

Dr. Ken: Dan Bernstein has something he'd like for me to talk with you about.

Children: Oh my God, why do you keep listening to this man?

Dr. Ken: I don't know. I'm at work and sometimes they talk about stuff I like...

Children: You're boring us. What is this about?

Dr. Ken: Somebody revealed something very personal and important about themselves yesterday.

Children: Is there an arbitrage opportunity?

Dr. Ken: I...don't...you guys need to go play a video game or something. No, an NBA player revealed that he is homosexual.

Children: OK.

Dr. Ken: Do you have any questions about that...or...do you need me to explain...

Children: Is he a college gr....

Dr. Ken: YES, HE'S A COLLEGE GRADUATE!

Children: Well, then everything seems in order.

Dr. Ken: You know, this is kind of a big deal. This guy really took a chance. In fact, when I was in college there was this one night...

Children: AAAAHHH! WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS!?!!?

Dr. Ken: Because Dan Bernstein told me to.

Children: Proceed.

Dr. Ken: I'm just saying that you never know what events will transpire to lead you home.

Children: That doesn't even make sense. Is that from a movie?

Dr. Ken: It's from Apollo 13.

Children: If you're going to give horrible advice, can you at least pick a recent movie?

Dr. Ken: Alright, good talk.

Children: Is it finally over?

Dr. Ken: Yes. Next time you write to your Mom, tell her I said hello.

Children: Sure.

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Now THAT was fucking funny... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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And none of said species possess a mind, will or intellect.


brainless zombies...got it.

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I think those are dogs Doug.

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Dr. Ken: I'm just saying that you never know what events will transpire to lead you home.

Children: That doesn't even make sense. Is that from a movie?

Dr. Ken: It's from Apollo 13.

Children: If you're going to give horrible advice, can you at least pick a recent movie?


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I think those are dogs Doug.


just a couple of bitches exhibiting sexual interaction.

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Caller to drinky -

It took you so long to answer the phone that I thought that maybe you were gay. :lol: :lol: :lol:

That almost makes it worth listening to the past 2 days. :lol:

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
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I think those are dogs Doug.


just a couple of bitches exhibiting sexual interaction.


I was out and about yesterday minding my own business. I looked up at a electric wire and I see this big bird jump on top of this little bird. Me, being the innocent that I am, thought it was kind of cruel for the big one to be doing that. Then I noticed that the little bird didn't seem to care when the big one did it like three more times.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
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I think those are dogs Doug.


just a couple of bitches exhibiting sexual interaction.

Dogs hump each other to prove dominance all the time. It's not sexual.

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Dr. Ken. Holy shit.

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