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Cancelled soaps All My Children and One Life to Live have been rebooted on HULU and Itunes.

I think even if you don't like the shows tv fans should root for this to do well because it's a new avenue especially if you tend to like "obscure" shows.

The thing that might hurt AMC is no Susan Lucci.


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Why would "TV fans" root for cheap sets, bad acting, and hysterically awful dialogue? The death of daytime soap operas has been one of the best things to happen to network television in years.

The point of first-run on-demand, I feel, is that Television As Art or Television As Meaningful Information is something that you will devote time to on your schedule, like choosing that now is a good time to watch a good movie, listen to a good podcast, or read a good book. Soap operas don't stand alone as programs for the sake of programs; they're nothing more than and have never been more than a bunch of clowning around to fill time between commercials for diapers, detergent, and douches. They're a relic of a bygone era when people didn't ask more of the old medium and couldn't possibly be more ill-suited to this new one.

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Cancelled soaps All My Children and One Life to Live have been rebooted on HULU and Itunes.

I think even if you don't like the shows tv fans should root for this to do well because it's a new avenue especially if you tend to like "obscure" shows.

The thing that might hurt AMC is no Susan Lucci.


They'll do just fine if they can figure out a way to resurrect Billy Clyde and Ray Gardner.

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One of the guy's I work with is married to a former soap star.


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One of the guy's I work with is married to a former soap star.


Is Goggles banging Brooke English?

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Hulu can die an agonizing death in the flames of internet hell.

Why?

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Why would "TV fans" root for cheap sets, bad acting, and hysterically awful dialogue? The death of daytime soap operas has been one of the best things to happen to network television in years.

The point of first-run on-demand, I feel, is that Television As Art or Television As Meaningful Information is something that you will devote time to on your schedule, like choosing that now is a good time to watch a good movie, listen to a good podcast, or read a good book. Soap operas don't stand alone as programs for the sake of programs; they're nothing more than and have never been more than a bunch of clowning around to fill time between commercials for diapers, detergent, and douches. They're a relic of a bygone era when people didn't ask more of the old medium and couldn't possibly be more ill-suited to this new one.


Chick flicks are the hollywood equivalent of the soap opera and those seem to be a popular affirmative choice.

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You can now watch soap operas on PBS. They wear period costumes and speak in British accents so that you might feel better about your own intelligence for watching.

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You can now watch soap operas on PBS. They wear period costumes and speak in British accents so that you might feel better about your own intelligence for watching.

There is an entire section on this board dedicated to watching soap operas


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Curious Hair wrote:
Why would "TV fans" root for cheap sets, bad acting, and hysterically awful dialogue? The death of daytime soap operas has been one of the best things to happen to network television in years.

The point of first-run on-demand, I feel, is that Television As Art or Television As Meaningful Information is something that you will devote time to on your schedule, like choosing that now is a good time to watch a good movie, listen to a good podcast, or read a good book. Soap operas don't stand alone as programs for the sake of programs; they're nothing more than and have never been more than a bunch of clowning around to fill time between commercials for diapers, detergent, and douches. They're a relic of a bygone era when people didn't ask more of the old medium and couldn't possibly be more ill-suited to this new one.

I do not watch soap operas.
That said, thank you for being the guardian of the public's taste.
I hope you enjoy the "judge shows," "the doctor shows," and the Springer imitators that take the place of the soaps.

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The ONLY daytime soap left on ABC's schedule right now is "General Hospital", which debuted in 1963. I don't care for soaps either, but there's been talk that the genre on the whole is on borrowed time and that online outlets such as Hulu will be how it continues. It's not just "All My Children" & "One Life to Live", but other soaps on other networks might not be far behind in due time.


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Curious Hair wrote:
Why would "TV fans" root for cheap sets, bad acting, and hysterically awful dialogue? The death of daytime soap operas has been one of the best things to happen to network television in years.

The point of first-run on-demand, I feel, is that Television As Art or Television As Meaningful Information is something that you will devote time to on your schedule, like choosing that now is a good time to watch a good movie, listen to a good podcast, or read a good book. Soap operas don't stand alone as programs for the sake of programs; they're nothing more than and have never been more than a bunch of clowning around to fill time between commercials for diapers, detergent, and douches. They're a relic of a bygone era when people didn't ask more of the old medium and couldn't possibly be more ill-suited to this new one.


Reality TV amounts to nothing more than a bunch of clowning around in between product placements that precede commercials. That genre seems to be flourishing in this "new" era.

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The problem with soap operas is that the writing is so putrid and the writing is putrid because they have new episodes 5 days a week. The acting is meh, but the actors don't have anything to work with.


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SteveSarley wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Why would "TV fans" root for cheap sets, bad acting, and hysterically awful dialogue? The death of daytime soap operas has been one of the best things to happen to network television in years.

The point of first-run on-demand, I feel, is that Television As Art or Television As Meaningful Information is something that you will devote time to on your schedule, like choosing that now is a good time to watch a good movie, listen to a good podcast, or read a good book. Soap operas don't stand alone as programs for the sake of programs; they're nothing more than and have never been more than a bunch of clowning around to fill time between commercials for diapers, detergent, and douches. They're a relic of a bygone era when people didn't ask more of the old medium and couldn't possibly be more ill-suited to this new one.

I do not watch soap operas.
That said, thank you for being the guardian of the public's taste.
I hope you enjoy the "judge shows," "the doctor shows," and the Springer imitators that take the place of the soaps.


Here's my idea for a new reality show. It combines Hoarders and Intervention. We get the hoarders hooked on crystal meth so they are forced to sell their possessions to buy crank. By the time their houses are empty they should be famous enough to go on Dancing With The Stars.

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They should have to take their possessions to sell to sell to the guys at Pawn Stars, too!

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They should have to take their possessions to sell to sell to the guys at Pawn Stars, too!


Excellent!

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SteveSarley wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Why would "TV fans" root for cheap sets, bad acting, and hysterically awful dialogue? The death of daytime soap operas has been one of the best things to happen to network television in years.

The point of first-run on-demand, I feel, is that Television As Art or Television As Meaningful Information is something that you will devote time to on your schedule, like choosing that now is a good time to watch a good movie, listen to a good podcast, or read a good book. Soap operas don't stand alone as programs for the sake of programs; they're nothing more than and have never been more than a bunch of clowning around to fill time between commercials for diapers, detergent, and douches. They're a relic of a bygone era when people didn't ask more of the old medium and couldn't possibly be more ill-suited to this new one.

I do not watch soap operas.
That said, thank you for being the guardian of the public's taste.
I hope you enjoy the "judge shows," "the doctor shows," and the Springer imitators that take the place of the soaps.


Here's my idea for a new reality show. It combines Hoarders and Intervention. We get the hoarders hooked on crystal meth so they are forced to sell their possessions to buy crank. By the time their houses are empty they should be famous enough to go on Dancing With The Stars.

Or they could go on that Dr. Drew show.


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Colonel Angus wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
SteveSarley wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Why would "TV fans" root for cheap sets, bad acting, and hysterically awful dialogue? The death of daytime soap operas has been one of the best things to happen to network television in years.

The point of first-run on-demand, I feel, is that Television As Art or Television As Meaningful Information is something that you will devote time to on your schedule, like choosing that now is a good time to watch a good movie, listen to a good podcast, or read a good book. Soap operas don't stand alone as programs for the sake of programs; they're nothing more than and have never been more than a bunch of clowning around to fill time between commercials for diapers, detergent, and douches. They're a relic of a bygone era when people didn't ask more of the old medium and couldn't possibly be more ill-suited to this new one.

I do not watch soap operas.
That said, thank you for being the guardian of the public's taste.
I hope you enjoy the "judge shows," "the doctor shows," and the Springer imitators that take the place of the soaps.


Here's my idea for a new reality show. It combines Hoarders and Intervention. We get the hoarders hooked on crystal meth so they are forced to sell their possessions to buy crank. By the time their houses are empty they should be famous enough to go on Dancing With The Stars.

Or they could go on that Dr. Drew show.

Which one? The one Dr. Drew hosts weeknights at 8P on HLN or his "Celebrity Rehab" on VH1?


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Curious Hair wrote:
Why would "TV fans" root for cheap sets, bad acting, and hysterically awful dialogue? The death of daytime soap operas has been one of the best things to happen to network television in years.

The point of first-run on-demand, I feel, is that Television As Art or Television As Meaningful Information is something that you will devote time to on your schedule, like choosing that now is a good time to watch a good movie, listen to a good podcast, or read a good book. Soap operas don't stand alone as programs for the sake of programs; they're nothing more than and have never been more than a bunch of clowning around to fill time between commercials for diapers, detergent, and douches. They're a relic of a bygone era when people didn't ask more of the old medium and couldn't possibly be more ill-suited to this new one.


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
SteveSarley wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Why would "TV fans" root for cheap sets, bad acting, and hysterically awful dialogue? The death of daytime soap operas has been one of the best things to happen to network television in years.

The point of first-run on-demand, I feel, is that Television As Art or Television As Meaningful Information is something that you will devote time to on your schedule, like choosing that now is a good time to watch a good movie, listen to a good podcast, or read a good book. Soap operas don't stand alone as programs for the sake of programs; they're nothing more than and have never been more than a bunch of clowning around to fill time between commercials for diapers, detergent, and douches. They're a relic of a bygone era when people didn't ask more of the old medium and couldn't possibly be more ill-suited to this new one.

I do not watch soap operas.
That said, thank you for being the guardian of the public's taste.
I hope you enjoy the "judge shows," "the doctor shows," and the Springer imitators that take the place of the soaps.


Here's my idea for a new reality show. It combines Hoarders and Intervention. We get the hoarders hooked on crystal meth so they are forced to sell their possessions to buy crank. By the time their houses are empty they should be famous enough to go on Dancing With The Stars.

Or they could go on that Dr. Drew show.


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