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Farrah Abraham has clearly found some porn-related pleasure.

The Teen Mom star is expressing her joy after inking a deal with Vivid Entertainment, which will soon release the X-rated flick, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.

"I am happy with the seven figure settlement I have reached, with who I feel to be the best adult entertainment company in the industry, Vivid," Abraham said in a statement on Tuesday. "This is a risk for me to take, however I feel comfortable having given the rights to Vivid, a company I know can handle the media and press surrounding my sexuality."


Abraham added, "I am very pleased with the outcome and to have this opportunity to be an entrepreneur in another unexpected light in my life. I look forward to my future goals of completing my Masters degree, focusing on being a great mother for my daughter as well as many other culinary business endeavors in the future."

Vivid head honcho Steven Hirsch confirmed the deal with Abraham in a statement on Monday, calling the footage of the 21-year-old "amazing" and noted that she is "gorgeous, sexy and absolutely uninhibited."

We'll get to see for ourselves when the "sexually charged movie" becomes available on May 6 at Vivid.com and hits stores on May 14.

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A million bucks for taking it the moon.

Don't let KS see this.

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she needs to borrow the big mans bag.

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 9:16 am 
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My wife always watched this show and I commented several times that at least this chick has a career in porn when the MTV money runs out. Looks like I should be a casting agent...

Anyone have some office space with a black leather couch I can rent?

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The scene was filmed a month or so ago with a known male star.

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Wait, so this isnt a sex tape that she sold like Kim or Paris? She actually did a filmed shoot specifically?

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The scene was filmed a month or so ago with a known male star.


who knows him?


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I'm sure you would recognize him Bagels. :P


Yes. With lighting and cameras and a director...

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bad face and too thin. she must have serious skills.

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Wow, that changes things. I'll give this a look now.


Who am I kidding, I was gonna check it out anyway...

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bad face and too thin. she must have serious skills.


It's like you're posting from my brain.


Are you posting from my brain? :?

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i'm sure it'll be up on a torrent site in no time.

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bad face and too thin. she must have serious skills.


It's like you're posting from my brain.


Are you posting from my brain? :?


Its possible. What are your thoughts on gays?

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I love how you guys critique these girls. Who are you kidding? You WOOD!

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I love how you guys critique these girls. Who are you kidding? You WOOD!

Anyone here would.

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jimmypasta wrote:
I love how you guys critique these girls. Who are you kidding? You WOOD!


Of course! But that doesn't really say anything.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
bad face and too thin. she must have serious skills.


It's like you're posting from my brain.


Are you posting from my brain? :?


Its possible. What are your thoughts on gays?


The attractive kind or the uggos?

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I guess the question is, would you take it in the ass for $1MM? I think not, but I'd at least like to see the cash before deciding.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
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bad face and too thin. she must have serious skills.


It's like you're posting from my brain.


Are you posting from my brain? :?


Its possible. What are your thoughts on gays?


The attractive kind or the uggos?


Asked and answered. We share a brain.

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I guess the question is, would you take it in the ass for $1MM? I think not, but I'd at least like to see the cash before deciding.


A million dollars is a lot of money... There are a lot of variables that I would need answered before I would sign.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:

It's like you're posting from my brain.


Are you posting from my brain? :?


Its possible. What are your thoughts on gays?


The attractive kind or the uggos?


Asked and answered. We share a brain.


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Hatchetman wrote:
I guess the question is, would you take it in the ass for $1MM? I think not, but I'd at least like to see the cash before deciding.


A million dollars is a lot of money... There are a lot of variables that I would need answered before I would sign.


Excellent point. I would need to know what the prevailing interest rates are post-insertion.

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I guess the question is, would you take it in the ass for $1MM? I think not, but I'd at least like to see the cash before deciding.


A million dollars is a lot of money... There are a lot of variables that I would need answered before I would sign.


Excellent point. I would need to know what the prevailing interest rates are post-insertion.


:lol: :lol:

I wasnt even thinking that far ahead. I meant more size, duration and destination of end product.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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I guess the question is, would you take it in the ass for $1MM? I think not, but I'd at least like to see the cash before deciding.


A million dollars is a lot of money... There are a lot of variables that I would need answered before I would sign.


Excellent point. I would need to know what the prevailing interest rates are post-insertion.


:lol: :lol:

I wasnt even thinking that far ahead. I meant more size, duration and destination of end product.


Oh yeah... that too. :oops:

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I saw her on the show for a season or two. She was alright I guess but never could seem to get her
shit together. Can't say I am surprised although I never took her to be that freaky. I'd check it out
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She was alright I guess but never could seem to get her
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i'm shocked that someone on a tv show called Teen Mom would be immature and lack responsibility...


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but never could seem to get her shit together.
I hope she got her shit together before she shot her "Backdoor" scene.

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but never could seem to get her shit together.
I hope she got her shit together before she shot her "Backdoor" scene.


Hey,Hey.

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I guess the question is, would you take it in the ass for $1MM? I think not, but I'd at least like to see the cash before deciding.

Everyday for a week and twice on Sunday. As long as I wouldnt be considered gay.

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