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PostPosted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:56 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:24 am 
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Hehe.... Im finally free of the dead weight. Im finally free of my chains. And the man who could never be the man. I wasted 3 long and desperate years TRYING to make it work and fix it. And for once. Im ok with it. Im tired of running back to the same old shit. I wiuld have kept pushing. Cuz thats what u donin a relationship. But onfortunately not only was my man a coward and a baby, but he threw it all away. And as usual tried to blame me for his flaws. And h mnow what? Thats fine!!! Aay what u want! He hurt me for the last time last night! He threw it away. And this time. I SWEAR. There aint nothin that will fix that he did. All i can really say is... Hes lucky im not atupid. Otherwise someone would havw gotten the shit beat for the way e treated me for so long and what he said. What man cant even talk!!!! And worst part is!!! He thinks im stupid and didnt know!?!?! Guys like him will never understand. U CANT LIE TO A GIRL! And h can try ti hide ur bs. But as alwAys. Carmas a bitch and bites h in the ass!!

I hope ur happy <redacted>. And if u know whats good for u. U eill keep ur distance. I have been more than patient and forgiving over the years. And the shit u filled family's heads with to make u look like the victim. And i ALWAYS LET IT GO and tried to make things work. Unfortunately. People like u wont realize what they had till its TRUELY GONE and past the stage of making it work.

It is what it is!!! Now its time tk make up for the lack of... Well basically everything.... And be who and what i want to be!!!


Posted at Midnight. After a family birthday party, where I'm sure the booze was freely flowing. And she was probably at her favorite shithole redneck bar out in Bartlett at this point. All she ever does is bitch and moan, but this one took the cake.

Also, I'm pretty sure she's female kujoe with the spelling errors and all (they are always like this)

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:33 am 
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Who is Carmas and why is she a bitch?

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Who is Carmas and why is she a bitch?

What's a tupid, and why is <redacted> lucky that you're not one?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:49 pm 
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Who is Carmas and why is she a bitch?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I wanted to ask that, but I didn't feel like reading the incoherent response that would have come with it.

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Who is she writing that to? Why would anyone give a shit to read that?

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
Who is she writing that to? Why would anyone give a shit to read that?

Her dumbass ex fiance/boyfriend/some dipshit that was dumb enough to put up with her stupid ass for 3 plus years.

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Who is she writing that to? Why would anyone give a shit to read that?

Her dumbass ex fiance/boyfriend/some dipshit that was dumb enough to put up with her stupid ass for 3 plus years.


Two grammatical errors in a single word? She'd be lucky to get the time of day from me. :D

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That's great. They'll be back together in a month...

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That's great. They'll be back together in a month...

The last time it took 2 days. And that public breakup on the Facebook was even more epic.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:42 am 
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Not really miserable, but couldn't not post this due to the unintentional comedy;

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Come home from working 13 hours.. at 6am. Garbage chewed up and a puddle of piss on the house because dogs haven't been taken out, dishes full in the sink, garbage outside not taken to the curb, clothes all over the bed and floor, entire house a MESS. I WISH I could say this was the first time. I am NOT one of your exes. I will NOT let my household become a pigsty. I'm SO irritated right now I'm in tears. Now, after I cleaned everything, I can finally go to bed. OVER IT


I was worried for a second, then realized my GF doesn't get home from her 13-hour shift until 8 a.m.

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:06 am 
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So tired, but still has time to facebook. Nice use of time...
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So I've been up for 48 hours straight working with only 4 hours of sleep. Yeah I'm getting too old for all nighters. Holy mother of balls. So tired I'm delirious. lol.

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:07 am 
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I'm convinced 23% of the people that use "lol" aren't quite sure what it means...

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:13 am 
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Lousy old lady?

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:17 am 
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Lousy old lady?


I knew a person who would end nearly every text with "lol", and most of the time it made no sense at all. I think she thought it meant "lots of love" or something.

I have seen others on Facebook use it in a way that puzzles me sometimes...

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I'm convinced 23% of the people that use "lol" aren't quite sure what it means...


Abbreviations are trouble. This is "Exhibit A."

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Lousy old lady?


I knew a person who would end nearly every text with "lol", and most of the time it made no sense at all. I think she thought it meant "lots of love" or something.

I have seen others on Facebook use it in a way that puzzles me sometimes...

I always thought that is what it meant until my 14 year old son corrected me and laughed at me. :oops:

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stoneroses86 wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
I'm convinced 23% of the people that use "lol" aren't quite sure what it means...


Abbreviations are trouble. This is "Exhibit A."

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Lots of Loin

As in pork loin

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PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 11:25 am 
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Lousy old lady?


I knew a person who would end nearly every text with "lol", and most of the time it made no sense at all. I think she thought it meant "lots of love" or something.

I have seen others on Facebook use it in a way that puzzles me sometimes...

I always thought that is what it meant until my 14 year old son corrected me and laughed at me. :oops:


Thanks for sharing, Hawg. I hoped I wasn't just making this up...

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I think Hawg Ass is a great man from Arkansas, but I am Laughing Out Loud at his tale of woe. Come on, man, this is the year 2013, get with the program! Ha, ha, ha!!!

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Stones, I want you to type an apostrophe. Just type the word "don't". Go ahead. Just do it. Just this once.

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Stones, I want you to type an apostrophe. Just type the word "don't". Go ahead. Just do it. Just this once.

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I think Hawg Ass is a great man from Arkansas, but I am Laughing Out Loud at his tale of woe. Come on, man, this is the year 2013, get with the program! Ha, ha, ha!!!

:lol:

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Stones, I want you to type an apostrophe. Just type the word "don't". Go ahead. Just do it. Just this once.

Your offer is tempting. I am not saying that you are Satan, but Satan once made a tempting offer to Our Lord. I am not saying I am as great as The Lord Jesus, but I must also decline.

Once one begins using apostrophes in contractions, how far away can abbreviations be? And then you will find that everything you write is full of gibberish, and only able to be understood by teenagers.

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You are a man of conviction, and I applaud you for that.

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Respond with "I can give you a list of Fire Stations that will take your kids if you're interested. No questions asked...

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