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cluv8484

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:35 pm

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rbp, who is that latina/phillipine goddess?

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jackref

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:36 pm

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Careful - SHARK defenders are going to be out soon...

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:37 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

So Luol didn't take to Twitter to explain why he was out last night with a stress fracture?

The stress fracture stuff is a few years ago. This is different.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:38 pm

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jackref wrote:

Careful - SHARK defenders are going to be out soon...

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cluv8484

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:40 pm

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:41 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

So Luol didn't take to Twitter to explain why he was out last night with a stress fracture?

The stress fracture stuff is a few years ago. This is different.

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SHARK wrote:

He hopes to be medically cleared and hopes to be in New York tomorrow for Game 7. He's also taken exception to all the stuff about him being out with the flu last night in Game 6. This is frightening.

SHARK wrote:

And Luol Deng has gone to Twitter in hopes of explaining his story when fans questioned his toughness from a stress fracture.

Which is it?

This story involving Luol Deng, why he was sidelined for Game 6, and possibly spending tonight in the ER. It's a frightening, numbing story...

Your first post suggests Deng took to Twitter to explain why he was out with a stress fracture.

The next post says Deng was out with the flu.

Which was it?

SHARK wrote:

BOTH.

So it wasn't BOTH, was it?

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:46 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

David Schuster. Man. No thank you.

Evey time he's on, my head explodes if I don't PTFB quickly enough.

That coont be true

No, it's true. My head literally explodes. I've had five head surgeries because of Schuster.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:48 pm

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cluv8484 wrote:

rbp, who is that latina/phillipine goddess?

It is the Jewish Alison Rosen, news sidekick on Adam Carolla

http://alisonrosen.com/

Completely infatuated with her

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:48 pm

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Dave In Champaign wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

So this was McDonough's doing, right? I know I sound a little Beardowny here, but there has to be more to this for him to be this sensitive about an innocuous Freudian slip.

Sure sounds that way. It was funny to hear him and McNeil change places during transition.

But now that I think about it, why would McDonough have her fired from the entire channel? Why not just have her taken off the Hawks beat?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:50 pm

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I was trying to explain BOTH...They are 2 different injuries that Luol Deng has dealt with.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:50 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

David Schuster. Man. No thank you.

Evey time he's on, my head explodes if I don't PTFB quickly enough.

That coont be true

No, it's true. My head literally explodes. I've had five head surgeries because of Schuster.

Cmon, you WOONT even be able to post anymore

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:52 pm

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This guy is so sick of talking about Derrick Rose that he....called in to talk about Derrick Rose. Got it? Got it.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:52 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

This guy is so sick of talking about Derrick Rose that he....called in to talk about Derrick Rose. Got it? Got it.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:53 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

This guy is so sick of talking about Derrick Rose that he....called in to talk about Derrick Rose. Got it? Got it.

It would be funny if the next call was "Ya know what nobody is talkin about guy"

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:53 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

No, it's true. My head literally explodes. I've had five head surgeries because of Schuster.

Cmon, you WOONT even be able to post anymore

He can post here evey day!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:54 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

David Schuster. Man. No thank you.

Evey time he's on, my head explodes if I don't PTFB quickly enough.

That coont be true

No, it's true. My head literally explodes. I've had five head surgeries because of Schuster.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:54 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Dave In Champaign wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

So this was McDonough's doing, right? I know I sound a little Beardowny here, but there has to be more to this for him to be this sensitive about an innocuous Freudian slip.

Sure sounds that way. It was funny to hear him and McNeil change places during transition.

But now that I think about it, why would McDonough have her fired from the entire channel? Why not just have her taken off the Hawks beat?

Their players can act like immature insensitive asswipes, but theyll be damned if a sideline reporter has anything remotely sketchy in their past. Cant have that , no way. Fucking McDonough is a raging hypocritical cuntswab.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:56 pm

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We interrupt this thread to inform you the White Sox/Royals' game has been postponed for tonight in Kansas City. Terry's "two favorite words" suddenly has 4 hours of live, local sports talk starting at 6P instead of just 35 minutes. You know what they are...

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:57 pm

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SHARK wrote:

So Jerry got another game cancelled to not compete with the Blackhawks game?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:59 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

SHARK wrote:

So Jerry got another game cancelled to not compete with the Blackhawks game?

Well, the White Sox are in Kansas City this weekend, but it looks more like football weather than baseball out that way.

The Blackhawks' game vs. the Wild doesn't start until 8:30P. You can thank NBC Sports for the absurd Game 2 start time tonight!

Last edited by SHARK on Fri May 03, 2013 2:59 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:59 pm

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SHARK wrote:

And as luck would have it, the rarest of rare on a friday night.....he's available!

SHAKE THAT

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cluv8484

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 2:59 pm

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jackref

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:02 pm

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I am going to head up there for at least one beer. Should get there around 4. I have never seen Terry up close, maybe I can get a pic with him like John Cena.

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cluv8484

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:03 pm

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jackref wrote:

I am going to head up there for at least one beer. Should get there around 4. I have never seen Terry up close, maybe I can get a pic with him like John Cena.

He is a very large, beautifully ugly man

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:03 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

And as luck would have it, the rarest of rare on a friday night.....he's available!

SHAKE THAT

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:04 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

And as luck would have it, the rarest of rare on a friday night.....he's available!

SHAKE THAT

Well he's there whether the White Sox are playing or not. He can't tell producer Herb Lawrence tonight "LET'S GO!" in that annoying high-pitch voice before Bears' LB Lance Briggs asks "What's up Holmes?" prior to the theme playing. Herbie's in KC with the Sox if you can believe that.

Might he do an impromptu "Hater Friday" come 9P?

Last edited by SHARK on Fri May 03, 2013 3:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:05 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

And as luck would have it, the rarest of rare on a friday night.....he's available!

SHAKE THAT

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:08 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

And as luck would have it, the rarest of rare on a friday night.....he's available!

SHAKE THAT

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:12 pm

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These 2 goofs will be nipped Monday, as well as Mac & Spiegs before it. Tonight's postponed White Sox/Royals game will be rescheduled as 1 game Monday afternoon @ 1:10P. It was supposed to be one of two off days next week.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: 5/3: Collins Me Maybe

Posted: Fri May 03, 2013 3:37 pm

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SHARK wrote:

I don't know what you have against the Japanese, Shark, but I'm getting tired of you using that term.

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