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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 11:46 pm

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http://gawker.com/check-out-this-horrifying-brazilian-testicle-mascot-490513884?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Check Out This Horrifying Brazilian Testicle Mascot

Buried in the photo gallery of a recent event attended by the Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer, a Brazilian non-profit that helps people with cancer, is a photo of its horrifying mascot.

The mascot, we are told, goes by the "Mr. Balls," and he works to raise awareness about testicular cancer. According to the AAPC website and courtesy of some Google-translating, "Both children and adults loved taking pictures with the mascot , a friendly snowman in the shape of testicle."

Is it the pubic hair that is so off-putting or the buckteeth? Definitely the buckteeth. Or maybe it's the bowl-cut. God, he (it?) is disturbing. Here's a photo of Mr. Balls and a child:

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 11:48 pm

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Nice try but way better mascot right here.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 11:51 pm

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Is that better than the Chicago Bulls Mascot,Mr. Noballs?

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Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 11:59 pm

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Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 12:01 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Is that better than the Chicago Bulls Mascot,Mr. Noballs?

Did someone tell him to match the chair??

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 12:13 am

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While it won't be the craze that Tebow-ing was, I certainly think we start Rose-ing, eh?

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Dewskie

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 12:14 am

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What does Mr. Balls eat? He only has two teeth. His own pubes, maybe?

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Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 7:56 am

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 9:16 am

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Anyone see Belinellis big ball salute on his 3 shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlpAYJPrTPU

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 9:19 am

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bigfan wrote:

Anyone see Belinellis big ball salute on his 3 shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlpAYJPrTPU

I didn't really care for the Bulls signing him, but he has become one of my favorites on this team.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 9:22 am

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RFDC wrote:

bigfan wrote:

Anyone see Belinellis big ball salute on his 3 shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlpAYJPrTPU

I didn't really care for the Bulls signing him, but he has become one of my favorites on this team.

Not going FAVE player over Nate Dawg, but he has been solid in stretches.

Its like the whole team, as long as the medical duct tape holds them together, they are fine. Then they need a few days off to mend, then they come back on a roll.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 9:28 am

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bigfan wrote:

Anyone see Belinellis big ball salute on his 3 shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlpAYJPrTPU

Yeah, I caught that last night. He also did that after hitting a big 3 against Denver back in March.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 9:39 am

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Took the time to explain to me fellow watchers last night what he was doing...and they all told me NOooooo...as if they are shocked a pro athlete would do such a thing,

In a side note, Rocky Wirtz would like Belineli fired as well.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 10:05 am

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Here you go, Biggie:

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 9:39 pm

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I wonder if there is a Ms. Breast or Ms. Vagina?

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 10:06 pm

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http://youtu.be/xKYop_3YKSk

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 6:02 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Here you go, Biggie:

Well the fun is over. Bellanelli was fined $15,000 for doing the Pedro Cerrano. This will probably be the last time we see it.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Mr. Balls

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 9:14 pm

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He got fined for that?!?!?! I need to find that Reasons Why Basketball Sucks thread.

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